The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 25, 1920, Page 5, Image 5
WISE OR OTHERWISE.
Fair but false--a pretty girl
when she's made up.
The original fall style hap
pened in the Garden of Eden.
Money talks, but it's too
"shy" to be on speaking terms
with some .of us.
It has been rumored that
Norwood will go to Greenville
Easter to toll the Nell of part
ing day.
Farmer: "What are you do
ing there in my cherry tree?"
E. P. Gaines: "I fell from
an aeroplane."
When a man decides to "cut
out the high life" it is not so
often for lack of interest as for
lack of capital
Fletch Porter: "My heart
beats for you alone."
She: "Nonsense, that's your
watch ticking."
"Red" Webb (in restau
rant): Have you any stewed
cow tracks?"
Waiter: "No, sir, but we
have some water soup."
Miss Legare (in astronomy)
"Professor, what d.o ships do
when they reach the Interna
tional Date Line?"
Prof. Smith: "They mark
time."
Miss Dukes: "I saw twenty
people get up and leave the ta
ble today."
Earl Black: "What for?"
Miss Dukes: "They * were
thru eating."
H. Dick: "I know a girl
that got a pearl out of an oys
ter."
Miss Jones: "That's noth
ing, I got a diamond necklace
out of a lobster."
Prof. Snowden: "I under
stand the recent legislature
passed some new game laws."
Prof. Baker: "Yes, but I
don't think they will affect the
crap game laws."
"Race H-orse" Crawford:
"Professor, are noise and sound
synonymous terms?"
Prof. Carson: "No, not ex
actly. The fellow who makes
the most noise may not have a
soundl mind."
Macauley (as barber ex
tracts blackheads) : "Wow,
that hurts! You have a wood
en touch, beliee me."
BASEBALL SCHEDULE
FOR 1920 SEASON.
(Continued from Page 1.)
May 8, The Citadel at Colum
bia.
May 11-12, Clemson College
at Clemson College.
May 13, Furman University
at Greenville.
May 14, Wofford College at
Spartanburg.
THIRTY STUDENTS
TO BLUE RIDGE.
Carolina Will Be Well Repre
sented at Y. M. C. A. Con
ference.
Announcements have been
received for the Blue Ridge
Conference of student Y. M. C.
A. This conference will be
from June 15th to 25th, at
Blue Ridge, N. C., some 18
miles out of Asheville.
Carolina is making prepara
tion to send some 30 students
to this conference. This will
be more than twice as many as
she has ever sent before, but
quite a large number of men
have already signified their in
tentions to go, and it is felt
that there will be more in the
student body who would like
to go when they know about
the conference. Carolina was
represented last year at this
conference by Messrs. Ulmer,
Davis, H. B. Refo and H. R.
Smith.
NAME CLASS ORATORS.
Seaborn and Norwood Chosen
By Faculty From Senior
Class.
C. B. Seaborn of Pickens,
and J. E. Norwood of Green
ville, have been selected as the
Senior class orators for the Uni
versity commencement week,
as announced by Dr. Currell. It
is the custom of the faculty to
choose two speakers from the
Senior class, who, with the
class valedictorian, deliver the
principal addresses of the class
day exercises of the commence-,
ment week.
CAROLINA ALUMNI
HOLD PEP 'MEETING.
(CONTINiilEI) I-'1u)M P'AG10 1.)
wvent back to their home. car
rying much greater enthusiasm
than they brought, and they
will contribute worth wvhile ef
forts for the good of the alna
mater before the next session
begins.
Barber: "What else can
you expect when I extract
blackheadsa from blockheads?''
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