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???? AM _ H _ m|i-,^!piRmpp||P^PHIHP|RPPMPPR Ity J5. eA JS"fJitf*tr-cf<sr" Fortune Saved Union Pacific Johp Duff of Boston Sent Hit Bscwrl ilea to' Now York Ju?t In Tims to Moot Payment on Uand Grant Bond*. One of tlie great druuca of the finan cial panic of 1873 was the failure ;/>f the bunking bouse of Jay Cooke 4J Od through having advanced too largely on the bonda of the Northern Pacific railroad, then In process' of construction. Grave embarrassment was cauded to many other railroad < ouipatries by the panic, and not the least embarrassed of these railroads was the Union Pacific, which, at that v time, was regarded in the railroad _ and financial worlds aa a Boston In stitution, since it was one of the great railroad properties of the country which Udston capital controlled. From about 1866 John Duff of Bos ton. who easily took rank with the great financiers who began imnvedl* utuly after the Civil war the work of developing the railroad systems o( the country, bad been prominently identi fied with the Union Pacific. His was, in fact, a leading voice In the affairs of the company, and when it became evident, first to the officers of the ?company, and then to the public, that the Union Pacific was not In a posi tion to meet the next payments on its land grant bonds, Mr. Duff was greatly -concerned. He had been so closely identified for seven years with the financial management of the company that he felt that his business credit, his personal honor, and, to, some ex tent, bis Investments, were involved in maintaining the credit of the Union Pacific, But how was that credit to be main tained, with mogey in hiding every where, and with the Union Paclflo treasury without the necessary funds to meet the payments soon due? Not taken into account by the folk who were confidently predicting a do ffWU by the Union Pacific was the grim determination of John Duff to protect his good name at all hazards; and so, the day before the coupons of the land grant bonds were due, Mr. timff into hla. office his -son-in law, Dr. William H. Bullard, and counted out in the letter's presence a little oyer three hundred thousand ?dollars in 'first class securities, which, Invention Edison Valued Most Megaphone, the Wizard Believed, WouM Be Mere Profitable to Him Financially Than Talking Ma chine, But Was Deceived. Recently 1 tbW the atory of the late Charles A. Dana's doubt of Edison's good faith In claiming that he had In vented ft talking machine after the late Amos J; Cummlngs and myself had reported to Mr. Dana that Edison had demonstrated the machine to us, even going so far as to meke It reproduce: Mr. Cummlngs' own voice. Inflection and all, with distipction.. After he had shown us the talking machine, explained Its mechanism and made it perform for us, Mr. Edison went on to say that he got the idea for the machine while he was at work perfecting his' microphone transmitter, extensively employed In the earlier telephones. "One invention almost Invariably suggests .another," he went on. "All sorts of notions came to me while 1 was working otit this talking machine. One of them you will see In that big funnel up there." He pointed to a ?belf upon which rested, or bung, a curious-looking object resembling a gi gantic funnel of about tall man height. 'And I'm Inclined to think," he went on, "that there's going to be more profit In that thing" than In this talking, machine here. I have about made up my mind that I won't work on anything unless it seems to mo to have some commercial practicability. 1 can make hundreds of toys, but any fellow with a little Ingenuity and pa tience oan do that. Maybe this talk ing machine is going to be not much more than a toy, after all, but that thing over there?fell, I'll show you how it works." He called two of his assistants to his side and directed them to take their station*on the crown of a hill about half a mile away. While they were doing so. Mr. Edf son had the trig funnel shaped thing taken out In front of his shop. Then, when the men had posted themselves on lhe hill and stood facing us. an as sistant, getting under the big end of Food for Our Soldiers. Mr.; Squills (reading the morning paper)?"Oifr Midlers in the Philip pines are almost In a state of mutiny because they have to eat wheat bread." Mrs. Squills (a famous housekeep er)'-r"That's too bad. I suppose it's became they don't know how to fix the bread. You -must write to Gen eral Wood this very day and tell hlm.M - Mr. Squill* (starting)?"Eh?^ . ; Mrs. Qqullle?"Tes; tell him that he must be sure to furnish the army with good butter; get print butter, if ilble; it's often as low ss fifty never over a dollar ?' The?, e? kM?mn, whea the bread It fresh,;%ril (he soldiers to spread the butter on tMifc and It ...a "jjWW* ?M? little dry, gRw^iach tell Tm sere they'll but a short time before, Mr. Duff him self had taken from his private strong box. "Willlam," said Mr. Duff, motioning to the securities, "1 want you to pack theae bonds In a traveling satchol, take the first train for ^evy York, and as early an possible tomorrow morning call at the office of Morton. HIIsh & 'Co., the railroad's fiscal agents, and offer them in my name as security for payment of the Union Pacific land grant coupons due tomorrow." There followed some detailed instructions, and Dr. Uullard was off for New York. Presenting himself at the banking house of Morton, lilies & Co. on the morrOw, a sbort while beforo the be ginning of the business day,- Dr. Bui lard opened his satchel in the presence of Mr. Devi P. Morton. "Mr. Morton," be said, "I have here a little oyer three hundred thousand dollars In securities of the very high eat grade.- They are to be deposited with you as collateral security. I have brought them from John Duff, in Boaton,andwlth this collateral as se curity, Mr, Duff asks you to pay the Union Pacific land grant coupons due today and to keep on paying them un til bo sends you word to stop." As Mr. Morgan began his examina tion of the securities, Dr. Bullard hap pened to look from the banker's prl HowG rantBestoweda Reward Or. C. O. Webster of the Sanitary Commission Wat Given the Lu? cratlve Post of Consul at Sheffield, England. When General Grant became presi dont one of the country's most famous "war governors," William A. Bucking ham of Conueticut, became a United States senator, aud almost, at once there sprang up between the two men a cordial relation that lasted until Governor Buckingham's death, in 1876. _,Ahniif a year. Alter this friendship had beon formed the president be-1 came the guest of the senator at !)is home in Norwich, and that the people of the town might meet the head of the funnel, h?ld tt up while Edison called through the other end. From time to time the men upon the hill made gesturos to indicate that they had heard and understood what Edi son was saying. Finally, Edison beck oned to them to report in, and when .they had done so they, repeated practi-! cally word for word what we had heard their employer say to thorn through the funnel. I Mr. CummlngB and 1 were almost nB much astonished over this demonstra- -j tion aa we had previously been over the talking machinc. "Whi^t do you I call the thing?" I asked Mr. Edison, j "Well, it makes a big sound, and I| think 1*11 call it the megaphone," re- ! plied Mr, Edison. "Ab I have already told you, 1 sometimes think there will I be a^great deal more in It for me financially than in the talking ma chine. It will be a great thing on ships; with Its aid one ship at a dis tance can hall another ship easily, and a captain can shout his orders clearly and distinctly through* It to the utter most ends of his vessel. . It can be used on land, alrio, for conversing at great distances. In short, this mega phono of mine enlarges the eone Of action of the human voice, and for tttfs reason 1 am inclined to think at times that it will be a more profitable invention than the talking machine. You have seen what it can do, and it dpes it just as easy as rolling off a log." ? 1 presume that this was the first public demonstration of the Edison invention that has passed into unlvetv aal use under the name megaphone?a contribution of human progress that has brought its father cents where the phonograph has c added: to his wealth by the hundred thousands of dollars. (Copyright, 1910, by E. J. Edwards. All Rlffhts' Reserved.) Foresight. "Who is the man who is so loudly and energetically opposing roatrlc* lions on automoblling speeding? 1 don't recollect having seen trim among the motorists before." "You haven't. He's npt a motorist, he's an undertaker." Large Profit from Ducks Elder Down, In. Qomand the World Over, Qroot Source of Income to tho Icelander. No othor down la so highly esteem ed or briags oo high a price In tho world's market* as that of tho older duck. Ia Iceland and the Weatmann island*, where these birds nest, they aro. rigidly protected by law and by public sentiment. These ducks mako their nosts.of down! from their own brsaats. They Pluck the down out with their bllla sad form .it tato a circular mound that has tho property of retaining boat to aa extraordinary till* down bo removed, tho m tho sama source. 1 Tho aider farms ta Iceland aro fro qnently situated oo little yate office Into the m?ln office of the bunking house. It wuh swarming with clerks armed with coupons or the land grant bonds due within leak tbun a quarter of nn hour. <i .1 u!ly, < .mlluusl) . Mr Mortou il over the t?ocui llu-.v Finally, ua be laid down the last one, he nodded bin bead approvingly, the next mo m*ftt was issuing Instructlooa tbut the coupons should !?? l>:? 1<1 until I tn I!i<? r "id. i.", ami Wit hip b;?B t h :i n live inin* utuB the first clerk to offer a Union Pacific coupon received his money, to the great aalonlshnient ?<n only of hittneif, but also of the other cleric* there assembled, and, speedily there after, of all Wall Street. For good financial newts travels as fast as bad, and within an hour Union pacific stock, which had been quoted aa low as ten cents on the dollar, jumped to twenty-five, and John Duffa son-in law had hia first lesson In the effect of credit upon a railroad property. Until now, 1 believe, It has never been reported bow the day was saved for the Union Pacific bjr John Duff pledging hia own securities for money with which to pay the coupons. Mr. Duff himself never referred to this act of his, not even when he was openly accused of Improperly using his official relations with a nationally famous trust company to secure the fUnds so badl? needed by the Union Pacific. (Copyright, 1910, by E. J. Kdwardi. All Right* viui > the nation Senator Buckingham gave a large reception In his honor. Among the citizens introduced * to General Grant was a Dr. Webster. No ttoner had the president heard the name than he/ detained Its possessor. "On my staff, Dr. Webster/' explained the president, "was a Col. John Web ster. He was one of the best staff offi cers I eyer bad, and I always think of him when I hoar the nime of Web ster spoken." "He wbb my brother," said Dr. Web ster. 1 "Then I am more than ever pleasod to meet you, Dr. Webster," replied the president, "and, now that J come to think of it, you must be the brother of whom I have.l?fi6Xd_^0<?lQh?l Web ster Bpeak as having served without remuneration in tho hospital service of the sanitary commission." "Yes. Mrs. Webster and 1 were with the sanitary commission throughout the war,' .Dr. Webster answered. And then, bccause the line behind was pressing, the brief Interview came to an end. Late that evening the president told his host the pleasure he hatE4 re ceived from meeting Dr. .Webster. "1 know something of the very great Bervice he gave As a member of the hospital staff of the sanitary commis sion, whose work wos of Inestimable valuo to the Union army," said the president; and then he asked: "Is Dr. Webster practising medicine here?" In reply the president was told that Dr. Webster was now a bookkeeper on a small salary; that the prosperous school he had founded and.conducted [before the war had broken up When he went with the sanitary commission, j and that, returning from the field, he had been glad to get work as a book' keeper. "Ah," said the president, med itatively, "there have been many such cases." And then the subject was dropped. - ' ^ A few weeks later the president re turned to Washington. He had not been there more than a week or ten days when official announcement was made that President Grant had ap pointed Dr. C. D. Webster of Connecti cut United States consul at Sheffield, England, at that time one of the coun trybest paying consulates, it came Mi a perfect surprise to all of Nor wich, Senator Buckingham and Dr. Webster Included. It was an appoint ment made entirely on the president's own volition, and made, undoubtedly, that Dr. Webster might _ be recom pensed in some measure for the loss of his school through his devotion to the cause of the care of the Union soldier. For fifteen years Dr. Webster served aa consul at Sheffield, and in all that time he was' not once on a vacation. When Grover Cleveland became presi dent he was disposed to continue tho doctor in that post, but political pres sure against this policy was too great for Mr. Cleveland not to heed It and regretfully he named a new man as consul. (Copyright, 1910. by JE. J. Edwards. All Rights R?Mnrad.) A man's character Is known by the nature of his amusements. ?mall abetters of rough stones. On Ui?m farms. It Is said, the ducks be* come So tame that any one with -whom they are familiar may handle them without frightening them. Separate buildings on the Icelandic elder, farms are devoted to the clean It* of the product. Down clings tenaciously to anythla* on whft^h H is thrown, a circumstance that la utilis ed In cleaning ft. There may he seea a number of frames of an oblong shape, and along these numbers .of strings arejoosely stretched. The ?44 a piece of wood ts drawn rapidly backward and fprward orer the other > Ths dssm, clings to ths etolag*. Impuritlee, such as graas and HOME OF EXILED KING IN ENGLAND AJ LONDON, Kngland.?Manuel of Portugal, who is now domiciled ftl Wood Norton, the country home of the dnko of Orleans, i? still known ob Kfug Manuel and is treated with all the respect due to royalty. Defore long Man* uelandQueen Amelie probably will aet up,their own establishment at Craycoiube, an old house on the duke of Orleans' estate, perched on a hill among thick game woods. Though old and not very large, It is chnrmingly situated. Queen Ainelle knows the place well, for she lived there for a short tlm.o before her marriage*. Wood Norton Itself is far from being palatial, but it Is a large hause and Its royal pretensions are emphasized l>y the fleur de-lis that appear everywhere about It. Its great gates once stood beforo the palace at Versailles. TO CHOKE A BORE Oevioe Arranged to Protect New Yorker and Family. I. Montgomery Qubblns Makes Con* trivance to Absorb Silly Chatter of Neighbor and Throw It ^ok at Har. New York.?"See thin funnel?" said J. Montgomery Gubbins the other af ternoon. He hold up an ordinary tin funnel?the kind grocery men keep near the vinegar barrel. "This funnel,", continued J. Mont gomery Gubbins, without waiting for % reply, "contains my own arrange ment of viollu strings and syphons and along this snout you see there Is a little keyboard. It will find any per son's 'note* and 1 call It 'the Gubbins illencer and word catcher.' ! "I was forced by circumstances to invent this contrivance for the protec tion of my family and my own peace 3f mind. It happened this way: "The wife of our next door neighbor on the left of our Omaha homo 1b a bore. It was her habit before this," and he waved the funnel, "to call on ua several times a week Just at din* tier time. She always came to borrow' something?a cupful of sugar, a pint of milk, or an egg. " 'Oh, I mustn't keep you from your dinner 1' she would ekclalm with a sniff. After declining mi invitation TIGHTS BREAK STAGE LURE 8lxteen-Year-Old Girl Gives Up Her Aspiration* to Be Star?Taken ? to Her Horn?., St Ixiuls.?Miss Isabel Embrey, six teen years old, who ran away from her home in Meridian, Miss., to go on the stage, was cured of hor stage am bitions after dancing in tights for two nights in the choruB of a St. Louis theater. She forsook* the footlights and fleshings for a prosaic job in a department store, and was tearfully willing to return home with her pa rents. They-left with her the othor day for Meridian. She said that she went first to Cin cinnati and played a minor part one night In the venerable drama, "East Lynne." As the ascent to a starship in the play proved more steep and difficult than she .had expected, she' left Cincinnati for St. Louis. Father, mother and daughter bad a reunion at police headauarters, and the girl cried as she told of her ex periences. She had, been living at No. 3501 Morgan street, but gave her address as the Jefferson hotel, she said, to Impress ? her girl friends in Meridian. Tramp Sioures Pits. Sharon, Pa.?"Fire! Fire!" shouted a tramp at the home of Rev. Thomas Barnes in Brookfleld township just as the family sat down to chicken din ner. Everybody rushed out Just in time to see the man disappear. An* other man went In the back door, stole the chicken and two pies from the table and fled before the family dis covered the trick, - ? to dinner she would take a few steps toward the door, Jthen stop and talk and talk and talk, and every few words uhe*would remark that she Just must go home. "Courtesy forced my wife and me to stand and listen to her. On these oc casions I could always hear tho dinner cool, off. "Things came to a desperate pass one night when we had a distin guished .person from Clam Gulf dining with us. Tho neighbor was tjiere and talked so long our dinner froze. Then there came a loud snap from the din ing room. Willie, my youngest son. was surreptitiously breaking an Icicle from the chicken's wing. And the dis tinguished person got mad bocause he wanted to do the talking blmflfilf. -'Bang! An Idea suddenly kicked me Into action. I riiBhed to the kltch <?">/. snatched this funnel from the hands of tho cook and ran to my work shop. Presently I emerged triumph ant. ? "Walking nonchalantly toward that talking female with the funnel held carelessly in my hand, I planted my self directly in front of her and pressed one of these keys. The result was Just as I had planned. The wo man's Jaw kept oh hiovlng, but she Bpoke soundless words, at least the only Hound heard was the thud-thud of her words dropping like pebbles into this funnel. 'i pressed another key. The woman us?DdGs~To~ ,r * Animals to Drink Water In Whlkh Fish Live to Solve Cancerous . Mysteries. East Portland, Me.?Is cancer com municable through fish to human be ings? Through the establishment of a test bureau at the United States fish hatcheries here the government In tends to try and settle for all time this much mooted question. Dogs are to be used in the experiment. A half dozen little mongrels which will be enrolled as charter members of the "cancer squad" have just arrived, ac companied by Dr. Harvey R. Oaylord, director of the Grat\ylck cancer labor atory at Buffalo, N. Y. The dootor hits achieved fame through his discov eries thai tho laws of Immunity ap ply to-cancor. The dogs are to be fed on the best and most healthful sterilized food, have the best sanitary quarters and have a canine physician all their own. To appease their thirst they are only allowed to drink of a pond In which there are flsh. These fish and the dogs, carefully tended, may thus be made to solve another of the great puzzles of the medlca^ world. That is, if the cancerous proclivities of the fish are transmitted through the w*? ter, then the dogs, It Is believed, will show It and prove that the danger of (Lis disease is ever present for hu man beings who drink water In which fish live. Prof. Charles Q. Atkins, in charge of (he hatchery, says: "We now bare a number of dogs tnd expect shortly to receive more. CHAMPAGNE OUTLOOK IS SAD Orapea Half Devoured by InneU, Half Withered by Mildew, Beln0 Gathered In Franc*. ? . i Paris.?A writer In the Temps draws a melancholy picture of the grape harvesting In the Chaiupagoe districts. "The sight presented by the Cham pagae vineyards, so animated and joyoua hi the times of abundant bar vests. Is one of desolating sadness this year," ha say a. "Instead of long Unas of workers gathering the thick dusters, a few wine growers only can be is?>fi wilghcd down by Implacable lata. And yet the grapea are being tf tbm* mtsersbte - berries halt devoured by Insects, half with Th*f*re throirn Into casks abd borne to Um furnace, where (hoy are burned that the eggs of the teMct*. the parasites may be de or tha next ITW." ^\sJ ?? Mi 2k "Champagne, at this time of the year, la always crowded with work ers from Alsace and Belgium, who come for the grape gathering. This year the district la deserted. In th# villages the misery is appalling. "For four yean vine growers bare bad to fight to preserve tbelr vines, and In (hOM four yeara they bare only gathered the value of one good harveat. ' Many are Irretrievably ruined." .. A . v. 1,1 ^ CARIBOU ST0P&-BACK TRAIN ' : *' .T . " " ' " ' T"V" Ten Thousand of Animate Seen by MlNri M! Trait Between Circle emfclfalrbanlau. Of\ od on a mountainside. held up a peek train for lour hours wh% the anUered host passed slowljEp"'"-" stretched her Jaws us wide open as she could, then hor words began to roll from the funnel jback Into ber mouth. When her mouth wai full of words 1 pressed, a third key. Then she ate her own words. "I kept this up until she got a vio lent attack of Indigestion and we had to send for the doctor. The medical man nald?but here's my train*." BARS SALE BIRDS' PLUMAGE ... i't In Aigrettes Cannot Be Sold by New York Milliner? After July 1 Next by Statute. New York.?The plumage of forty three specimens of birds formerly used to decorate women'* hats can not be sold by the milliners of New York state after July 1 next, accord* Ing to the annual report of the Na tional Association of Audubon Socie ties??;?;?j?? ?? The most Important feature of fc law recently passed by lb* stuto leg islature. the report; Continues, is the prohibition of the sale of aigrettes. Now York is one of the three greatest centers for the sale of aigiettos, the others being Paris and London. The aigrette , Is taken from the mother bird when nestlug, and costs her life and tho life of the young birds. The Audubon societies have been fighting for the protection of these birds for many fd&rs. The passage of the so-called plu mage bill will prevent the use of tbelr 'plumage as well as that of most wild birds of the country and all the birds native of New York state. soTveI^a^er i ? sent here to aid In Investigating the | cause of the throat disease known as goitre, which is one of the numerous forme of cancer." That the cancerous disease affecting both dogs and fishes Is similar In na ture has already been established. That It Is Identical remains to be demonstrated. The relation between, the two has not yet been worked out, and that Is just what the scientists want to learn, ampng other things. Dr. Harvey R. (Jay lord, who Is In charge of tho experiments being made, said: "The dogs do not contract the can* cor from the fishes, it 16 believed, but by drinking water from the ponds where the Infected fish specimens swim." The United 8tates government Is at present taking under consideration the advisability of establishing a per manent' station here ?where - experi ments In connection with cancer- may bo made upon dogs in lieu of human beings. Freedom to Wed Demanded. Rome.?A movement is on foot among .the telephone girls of Rome to have abolished the regulation which forbids them to marry before . they reach the age of twenty-eight years. Italian women reach their prime be fore they are twenty, and consider their chances of marriage greatly les sened by this government regulation. Congress In China In 1913. Peking.?An imperial parliament, the first In the history of China, will be convened In 1913, according to an offi cial edict issued the other day. nette, a mining operator, just arrived here for the winter The herd was oner of the largest ever viewed by a white man is the be lief of Captain Barnette. Reports printed in the local papers state that tbls run of caribou was witnessed by persons In other parts of the Tanana bills. It Is estimated that the aumber'. of animals was 10.000. The caribou | were going south. " ? Captain Bsrnette and his pack tjraln had just reached a wide trail across the Tftnana hills and was about to start the ascent, when a drove of caribou passed by. This herd was , followed by smaller bands. Then It | waa seen that the herd stretched back 1 * pedlng animal* We down ilnKwto^ on tbe parly and thundered by.ln a l flying wedge, tbe width UNCLE CALHOUN SPOKE OUT Answer No Doubt Truthful, but by No , Meant What the Orator Desired *j|| Booker T. XVashington, congratu lated by a New York reporter ua tb? success he bad made of bU life, aald with a smile: "I suppose I must bo modest and declare that luck baa had wore to do wltb my progress, or otherw lite I'll b? Id Senator Dash's shoos. "Henutor I tush of Tallapoosa prldod himself ou his rise from the bottom, for Senator Dash In his youth bad worked with the colored people lu the cotton fluids. 'Coasting at a political meeting about hla rise, the senator singled out Uncle Culhoun Webster among bja audlenco and said: " 1 aeo before me old Calhoun Web ster, beside whom, In the broiling southern sun, I tolled day after, day. Now, Indies and gentlemen, I appeal to Uncle Culhoun. Tell us all, uncle, wus 1, or was I not, a good man la the cotton field?' " 'Yo' wut a good man, senatab,* the aged negro replied; 'yo wus a good man, fo' a fuck; but yo' ant'ay didn't work much.'" ? Kidding Worse Than Cutting. Talk about making good wltb your friends, a New Orleans man told everybody be knew that he waa going to Philadelphia for the dual purpose of seeing the world's baseball series and having a alight surgical operation performed. Reaching this city, fee, consulted a specialist, and waa told that an operation waa not necessary. "Hut, doctor," the New Orleana party urgently lnterpoaed, "it must be done." "Why must It?" wonderlngly quer ied the surgeon. "Because," waa the startling ro? joinder of the southern mSin. "I told 1^01 the boys at borne that ! waa going to have an operation performed, aad I jf l don't make good they will kid tbe I life out of me."?Philadelphia Tela* graph. On the tenatore. The wit of Blahop Beth ' Ward amuses Naahvllle frequently. Bishop Ward, in company wltb two senators, came forth from a Nashville reception the other day and enter** * motor car. r "Ah, bishop," said one of hla com panion u, "you are not like your ma*? ter. He waa content to ride an aaa." "Yes, and to should I bo," Blahop Ward answered, "but there's no aucla animal to be got nowadays. Ttear make them all senators." ttlucflsb?So Shad thought he'd Kit Into society by coming to the sea shore, did he? Bass??Why, yes. They bad him (or dinner at De Wealth's the first day. stomach"misery vanishes . 2|jp|gEgg| Indigestion, Gas, Sourness and Dye popaia Go and Your Stomach Feels Pine In Five Minutes. ??? If your .meals don't tempt you, or what little you do eat seems to fill -- you, or lays like a lump of lead In your stomach, or If you hav? heart burn or a Hick, sour, upset or gassy stomach, that 1b a sign of fndlgeetferp. Ask your Pharmacist for a 60-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln and take a little JiisTias l|oon as you can. There ' will be no sour risings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn, fuhnesa or heavy feeling In the stomach. Nau sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dixst noBH or Intestinal griping. This will all go, nnd besides, there will be.? undigested food left over In the atom ach to poison ygur breath with nausa oua odors, Pape's Dlapepsln Is certain cure for out-of-order stomachs, because It- pre vents fermentation and takes hold Of your food and digests It just the \ las If your stomach wasn't thera.! Relief In five minutes from all ach misery la waiting for you at any drug store here in town. These large 60-cent cases of Papa's Dlapepsln contain more than sufficient to thoroughly cure any case of Dys pepsia. Indigestion. Gastritis or aftjr other stomach disturbance. Trying' to Console. "My son," remarked the atasai parent, "when 1 was your age I bad* very little time for frivolous diver sions." "Well," replied the young man, ."yon didn't miss much. Believe me, thla ?gay life Isn't what it looka to be." I ; ? ... ~ Curing COncelt. "Ha used to have a good opihio*\?r^/ himself," 3 "Haan't he nowf W , V I , "NoJ he ran for office recently, as*<v-MM wasn't even close when the vote* ":z~; were counted."?Detroit I*ee Preea. v V