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I| Should I I Auld 1 M Acquaintance m Ill Forgot III M we say Aft I again? | I Forget ft I I Not | IUneeda Biscuit I i 3* i fl NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY B yjj} / Graham Crackers \ mH ^ I Batter Thin Biscalt 1 Zy| HI ^Social Tea Biscnitl H NATURE'S WARNING. Union & Glenn Spring* H ? Railroad Co. Union People Must Recognize and Heed It. Time Table Effective Aug. 1, 1905 Kiilney ills comes uuioitv?mvslcri- l-envo Union 7. a. m. I.(X), -1.00 an< ,?!<!? IK.lftn. m But nattm* always warns vou through I Arrive Buffalo 7.15 a. in. 1.15, 4.1i th,? ?riiu>. and $8.25 p. in. Notice the kidney secretions. | Leave Buffalo 8.15 a. in. 1.15, 5.00 nn< See if the color is unhcalth? I + S.30 |?. in. If tin-re are settlings and sediment, | Arnve IJmon 8.30 a. in. 2.00, 5.h>an< Passages too frevuent, scanty, pain-, , 1 ^-'V' P* mj-,,1 I.rave Union 0.00 a. in. and ?>.25 p. in It's time tl.cn t<> use Doan's Kidney Pass Nea! Shoals 9.50 a in. ant l?jlls 6.10 p.m. Arrive Pride 10.15 a. m To ward off Origin's disease or din- , s,n(J ' *? P- mj?.les Leave Pride 10.35 a. m. and 6.50 p. in Dean's have done great work in Pass Neal Shoals 11.00 a. in. ant Union. <.10 p. in. Arrive Union 11.50 a J. 11. Lindscy, residing on Spring in. and 8.00 p. 111. street, says: "I have been troubled All trains daily unless otherwise with a very lame back for quite awhile, noted. Week days only. The kidney secretions were dark and Saturdays and Sundays only, full of brick-dust sediment and caused . me great inconvenience, especially at Connection made at Pride with Sea night, by causing nie to get out of bed board Air Line through trains Soutl so often. My back pained from my bound in the morning and North bount hips to my shoulder blades with a eon- evening. stunt pain which at night would Interchangeable mileage sold by tlx awaken me. I did everything I knew Seaboard Air Line will be honored bj of, put on plasters and liniments, used C. Si b. S. H. R. bottle after bottle of medicine, but SUMMER, nothing holpi'd inn so much until I got Gen. Pass. Agent. Ii LTl.l l?!ll ?? i *?' iMiiwi s rvK11117 1 in iii iioiincs mar- . . inacy. They acted like a charm and Ineredihle Brutality and after using them the first day I tnci eaioie Brutality. went to bed and repted splendidly all It would have been incredible bru night. Since using Dean's Kidney tality if ('has. P. I.ember, of Syracuse Pills I have not had the backache. 1 N. V., had not done the best lie could also tried Doan's (iintment for itching for his suffering son. "My hoy," in hemorrhoids from which I had suffer- says, "cut a fearful gash over his eye ed for years. It is impossible to ex- so I applied Hucklen's Arnica Salve press the suffering I endured, but this which quickly healed it and saved hit wonderful medicine gave me instant eye." Good for burns and ulcars tso relief. I also used it for a sore which Only 25c at Dr. F. C. Duke's druf it completely cured. 1 would not he store. without Doan's <iintment if it cost ten times what it does." ? . , For sale bv all dealers. Price 50 EXcHllinfltiOtfl for Teachers cents Foster-Mil burn Co Iji'ffalo Certificates. New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name?Doan's?and The regular examination for teachers lakenoother. certificates of qualification will hi1 _ held at Union Friday, September ... . .. . _. . 15th, I IK >5. County .Superintendent's Always Liberal to Churches. office for whites ami court house for Every cliurcli will be given a liberal <,<>'ort't^ applicant*. _ ?|(ianlity or L. A M. paint. Cull for it. C S K U.'c. I gallons Longman A Martinez I.. A ^v't M. i'aint mixed with three gallon!* lin- '' *" seed oil. will paint a house. Famous Fruit Farms of Texas. W. II. Ihirr, Charleston, W. Va.. writes, "Painted Krankenburg block Arkansas, Louisiana, and the. great with L. A M. stands out as though var- South-west reached by the Cotton nished." ltelt Route. You can purchase very Wears and covers like gold. cheap round trip "Home Seeker" tickDon't pay $ I.??0 a gallon for linseed (>ts at Atlanta, Birmingham, Anniston. oil, which you do in rcady-for-use paint. Montgomery and certain other points Roy oil fresh from barrel at flo cents any lirst or third Tuesday. Tickets per gallon anil mix it with L. M. |M>ar a final return limit of 21 days, I'aint. and allow stop overs any point west of It makes naint cost about $1.20 per Memphis. Ask for tickets to read by gallon Sold by Union Hardware Co., Memphis and The Cotton Belt. Write Union : J. L. McWhirter, .lonesville ; j?. p. Smith, Trav Pass. Agt. li. O. Wilburn <Sc Son, Cross Keys. Atlanta, Ga. i i i t TT ^ " BP^>j m i " ' ? i . O HIS SOCIAL ! ! EXPERIMENT By WUl&rd Wa.1I WSmIw Copyright, 1003s by W. W. WbeeUr Q ' n i ?mO "Well, that spoils the evening for me," observed Strong gloomily, Angering u note which said that the grip would prevent a certahj young lady from atteudiug the oi>ef% that night. "Sorry Gladys la sick, confound it If 1 am! These eleventn hour excuses are getting too frequent. I won't stand for it. 1 wonder if Klixabcth Miller will go," he mused, continuing his dressing. "No; I'll stay at home tonight. What right has a girl to make a fellow miserable anyhow? I?come In." "And hero's your mendlu', Mr. Howard," said the youug womau who entered. She addressed him according to a custom lu his family before the death of his parents had driven him into an apartment house, where he had found a position for the faithful servant. "Thank you, Mary," said Strong without pausing In his wrestling bout with a collar button. "Mary, I have a couple of extra tickets for the theater tonight. Can't you get Pat to take J you':" "It's always I'at you're n-teazln' me about, Mr. Howard, ami there ain't a Tnt?not for me. I ain't pretty enough, and, then, I'm thirty-live. 8uro, it's ninny n year since I've seen n theater. All our moiiey goes to the doctor. I'd have to go nlone." "No. Mary; you must not be neglected In that fashion," he sold, turning abruptly from the mirror. "Let me be Tat tonight." "Oh, Mr. Howard, I couldn't?It wouldn't?no. sir. Oh, Mr. Howard, It's Jokin' you are, after all," she exclaimed as n smile spread over his face. "No, Mary, 1 never was more serious In my life. I am going to give you, Mary McfJlunis, the beat time of your life. 1'ut on your best bonnet and bo ready by a quarter to 8. Ton live at"? "On Third avenue, 2730, hack, three flights up. Ilut. Mr. Howard"? "No excuses, Mary. Now goodby, or we'll both lie late." Throughout dinner at the club that night Strong's face repeatedly relaxed at the oddity of his experiment. Its unconventlonnllty did not worry him, for the wealth and social position of the Strongs put him beyond the stlug of criticism. "Opera tonight. Strong?" drawled young C'nstJewood. whom he nnrtleu I IawI. O raxnnf ' seat. "Xo; had planned to surprise Gladys Hastings with that new play?Manton's?for a change, but slio's sick. However"? "Well, you needn't waste any time asking Elizabeth Miller," laughed Castlewood, "for I'm going to take her myself." , "Oh, don't worry," replied Strong, * nettled. "Xo offense, old man; knew you were Inclined In that direction, though be. tween two fires at present. But, by the way," he added, aiming a parting j thrust, "I hear that Count de Mlgny , arrived here today en route for San 5 Francisco. Guess you've heard Gladys speak of him. Keep your eye on him. 1 He's a clever chap." "Smooth might better describe him. 1 I know absolutely that he's bogus," re.plled Strong. , "Oh, have It your way." drawled Castlewood, departing. Strong was be- ( tween two Urea, nud, knowing It, resented nil the more these Insinuations. 1 Which disturbed him more, the thought of Cnstlewood's recent marked attention to Elizabeth or the arrival of ? the count, he could not determine. At first Mary was ill at ease that night with Strong, the luxurious carriage, his evening dress and polished , manners being strange to her, but bin 1 geniality soon put lier at ease. On the way he stopped at a florist's. "These violets are for 3*011, Mary, T and the rosin* for another nice young lad>* who is 111," he explained. "Thanks, Mr. Howard, and It's the lady with the beautiful eyes that Is * sick? Oh, I am so sorry!" she exclaimed. "Yes, she has beautiful eyes, Mary, but where did you see her?" 1 \ "At the tea you gave In your apart- , ? meats last year. Nhe thinks every, thing of you, Mr. Howard. I could see < . that plain, and If she grows up to be l ' as fine looking as her mother, why, you'll?you'll"? ' | "But her mother was not there," he nuin, coming to ner rescue. "Oh, yes, she kept snylng Elizabeth tills find Elisabeth that. She"? "Rut I'm not talking about Elizabeth. These flowers are for Miss Hastings, the girl with the heavy aubnin 1 ( hair," replied Strong, amused. [ j "Oh, I remember her," she said dla- { I appolntedly. "I'm so sorry. I thought j It was?I mean?oh, I don't know what ( I mean. I'm an old goose, Mr. How- < ord," she Anally exclaimed, much dls- ? tressed. 1 Tliey were now at the Hastlngses, * shero Strong bad ordered the coachman to ship. "How la Miss Hastings?" Strong Inquired at the door. o "Why?why? Oh, she's better," re- I piled the well drilled man, recovering f himself. Strong left tbo flowers and 0 returned to the carriage with strange ? inlqgtvings. ( Strong did not heed the many won- (j derlng glances his friends cast In his | direction that night, for he was doing' his best to make It a red letter oecn- } ji?D l?T Moreoveri *1? waq hav I Humor ma Philosophy By DUNCAN H. SM1TB i ?i PERT PARAGRAPHS. The operation of getting an Idea through the heads of some people la so painful to tbem that It Is only common humanity to chloroform them first. . A woman with a past Is rather apt i 7"^ , " "*?<! to prefer a man with a present. I) L,VPS of groht I 1/ nicn remind A3fTU^r-T as ?' several I TcrV 1 T^iv(l7n 1 ^lugs th^ydo n?t 1 I T\liirYT now 8U';8<^ " we , l\ g)yy 11 \ u" ?* (*e* j Fraud Is the thing that the other fellow won hv "And you ure, Mary?.u thousand times the lady that some oue thinks she Is," he said seriously. "Rut why did you call me duchess?" "That w?? a little Joke on the bogus couut," he replied, his face relnxlng. "That will make both of them think h ML But here we are at your home. And you say your father is too 111 to work, and you support the family? Well, you are a noble girl, and I don't half appreciate the way you look after me and my apartments," he said as 1m assisted her from the carriage aud slipped a fifty dollar bill Into her hand. "Thanks, Mr. Howard," she said gratefully, thinking it was her monthly tip of fft. "This will help father n lot. Mr. Howard, vou've srtven mo thr best time I ever had. I"? Tf'a Wn A sclflib pleasure for lue, I fear. I took you a; an experiment, and a lucky one it's proved. You have helped to open my eyes to the true woman?the woman of my heart. I can never forget that. Good night." Psychological Influences* "I can't understand what has made me so thirsty all of a sudden," exclaimed the staid passenger on the through trnin. ' Easy enough," replied the drummer. "Wo have Just crossed the line Into a prohibition state." Almost a Miracle. The claim of miracles, they say, With modern thought won't fit. Still, things you can't account for may Occur at times along tho way, As when they raise a fellow's pay Before he asks for It. Many a man would go to work except that his wife Is willing to stand for his Idleness. The desire of most men to get rich In a minute is what enables gold brick men to take home nice things to their children. Staying out late Is great exercise to cultivate the Imagination of a married man. It Is surely laudable for a man to want to become a millionaire so that he won't have to have his wife cut his hair. Startling Mortality. Statistics show startling mortality, 'rom^appcndicitis and peritonitis. To jrevent anil cum Hio.o u,irf..i -i ? v v.vov un i ui ulov aorn, here is jlist one reliable remedy, Dr. ting's New life Pills. M. Flannery, >f 14 Custom House Place, Chicago, iays: "They have no equal for Conitipation and Biliousness. 25c at Dr. <\ C. Duke, druggist. Final Notice. Notice is hereby given that I will ipply to Jason M. (ireer, Judge of Prolate, in and for the County of Union, or a final discharge as Administrator if the estate of .L. P. Murphy, deeased, 011 the 2nd day of October, 905. All parties are hereby notified o present claims on or be fori' said late properly attested or forever be larred. 0. T. Murphy, Utmr. estate L. P. Murphy, deceased. 35-3t Ing a heart to heart talk with himself, lu which two young women prominently figured. What Mary said and did lu a situation new to her Ik another story, but when It was over she sighed as U waking from a beautiful dream. *a?!!o. Strong! Got her, after all, I came to his ears na they were entering the foyer. Turning, he now Chstlewood with Elizabeth Miller. "How are you, Elizabeth V he inquired. "Miss Miller, let wno present Miss McQtnnls, and Mr. Castlewood? Miss McOinnis." Castlewood, gazing In wonder, forgot to bow, but Elizabeth greeted Mary cordially. It was a friend of Strong. Tlint was sufflclent for her. Soon they qwssed on. "Oh, Mr. Howard! Hint's the gtrl wtth the beautiful eyea," exclaimed Mary. "Ain't alio hnudaome though! And you don't care?you"-? "I have not said I didn't care, Mary." be Raid simply, but earnestly. "And, oil, Mr. Howard, there Is the girl with the auburn liair, too!" she Interrupted. "Why, 1 thought she wns the sick one." "Gladys Hastings," Involuntarily came to his Hps as he followed Mary's ga/iV. iu n uiuiuru i ur wnn iv lier and their eye* had met. "Oh, Howard? I?I?I thought we?I thought jou were going to the opera!" he exclaimed In coufuslou. "You see, the count came, and I was so much better I couldn't disappoint lilin, as he Is hero In New York only for one evening. But, pardon?let me present Mr. Strouf?Count do Mlguy." And then her eyes wandered haughtily to Mary. "And let me Introduce the Duchess of Kilkenny?MIms Hastings and Count de Mlgnv," said Strong gravely, though smiling Inwardly. The c?unt's French manners brought forth n low bow, while Gladys scarcely nodded. "And wasn't that the girl?" asked the mystified Mary when they were lu the carriage. "Yes," Strong replied, but he was silent for a long time. "She was so uppish to me," Mary finally ventured, "while Miss Miller treatod me as If I was a real lady." | People who ask you for advice niny want merely to flatter you, but tlio chances are that It Is preliminary to a ' touch. ' Some people are so small minded j that they can't be anything else than Jealous minded. ! If you want to be popular, always let the other fellow find the fault. I The woman who marries for a home may have to make It all herself afterj ward. C77\ x fjrff rfy wr* (.Iris wouMn't do for soda water clerks. Tliey might misunderstand the i winks. Some women make fools of themselves, but others prefer to make i them of men. The Heated Term. When It Is ninety In the shade [ And men are dropping by the way, Don't kick as though It were your trade; Hot weather Is not here to stay, 1 'And do not ever be afraid* i But that It will cool oft some day. You wouldn't like to go around [ gliding through the. year 1 And have to stamp your feet a^nd pound I And always sport a froson ear. A country llko that can ho found ! If you don't llko the climate here. We need a little spell of heat To have the corn crop nlcoty made; We should bo shy of things to eat Without a harvest, I'm afraid. To make life happy and complete We need to have the farmer's trade. So let us tnkc the sun and shade, The breezes and the summer heat. And, with our fans and lemonade. Say, "Really, Isn't this a treat!" rur nuiumtT soon will Blip aown gradt And winter '11 be here with both feet. His Mother's Admonition. Johnny Smalsou saw n green apple clinging to Its parent bough. The apple was small and insignificant, and Johnny would probably never have noticed It but for the fact that his mother had Impressively told him that green apples are now abroad upon trees and that they make little boys sick If little boys eut them. Johnny paused and regarded the gnarly little green thing In wonderment. He could not figure out why any self respecting little boy should ever want to eat such a little verdant rock as that appeared to be. Then suddenly he thought that If he should eat It he would probably discover why little boys like to eat green apples, so Johnny Immediately proceeded to club the apple off the tree, and then he forthwith surrounded It with great relish for knowledge and some foe the apple, and It didn't mako him sit*. Ever know of a real live boy outside of a story book that It did ? Common Slip, No wonder the man was a croaker; He thought ho could turn up the Joker, Hut he drew the wrong card, And It let him down hard. Bo broke that ho couldn't be broker. He Knew. "What's more annoying than a boy about the house?" exclaimed the boy's sister. "That's dead easy," replied her adadmirer "a he* lhnt'? ^Qm.vlnrt ? w vu?v w vnui|/iu0 VU your trail." ' The Kitten Might "Which would you rnther have, little girl, n baby or a kitten?" "A kitten, 'cause you dasn't slap n bnby except when your ma ain't round." Thinks of Her Cooking. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." "You bet?absence and hotel meals." Timely. In looking tor amusement. Here Is some good advicePrepare to have hay fever If you have got the price. Memory Failed Him. "I have never tasted lobster." "pon't yon remember that time yon bit nrojir_ tongue 2" ?? WfW? Hl??. [wanteFi " I -BY- I |Excelsior Knitting! j Mills, I ! UNION, S. C.: I 1,000 first-class Cedar- | Post, each 8 feet long g and to measure 4 inches g square at the small end; also 500 cords first-class I 4?ft. Pine Wood. S ?APPLY TO? I ! J. H. 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