The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, September 08, 1905, Image 6
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NATURE'S WARNING. Union & Glenn Spring*
H ? Railroad Co.
Union People Must Recognize
and Heed It. Time Table Effective Aug. 1, 1905
Kiilney ills comes uuioitv?mvslcri- l-envo Union 7. a. m. I.(X), -1.00 an<
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But nattm* always warns vou through I Arrive Buffalo 7.15 a. in. 1.15, 4.1i
th,? ?riiu>. and $8.25 p. in.
Notice the kidney secretions. | Leave Buffalo 8.15 a. in. 1.15, 5.00 nn<
See if the color is unhcalth? I + S.30 |?. in.
If tin-re are settlings and sediment, | Arnve IJmon 8.30 a. in. 2.00, 5.h>an<
Passages too frevuent, scanty, pain-, , 1 ^-'V' P* mj-,,1
I.rave Union 0.00 a. in. and ?>.25 p. in
It's time tl.cn t<> use Doan's Kidney Pass Nea! Shoals 9.50 a in. ant
l?jlls 6.10 p.m. Arrive Pride 10.15 a. m
To ward off Origin's disease or din- , s,n(J ' *? P- mj?.les
Leave Pride 10.35 a. m. and 6.50 p. in
Dean's have done great work in Pass Neal Shoals 11.00 a. in. ant
Union. <.10 p. in. Arrive Union 11.50 a
J. 11. Lindscy, residing on Spring in. and 8.00 p. 111.
street, says: "I have been troubled All trains daily unless otherwise
with a very lame back for quite awhile, noted. Week days only.
The kidney secretions were dark and Saturdays and Sundays only,
full of brick-dust sediment and caused .
me great inconvenience, especially at Connection made at Pride with Sea
night, by causing nie to get out of bed board Air Line through trains Soutl
so often. My back pained from my bound in the morning and North bount
hips to my shoulder blades with a eon- evening.
stunt pain which at night would Interchangeable mileage sold by tlx
awaken me. I did everything I knew Seaboard Air Line will be honored bj
of, put on plasters and liniments, used C. Si b. S. H. R.
bottle after bottle of medicine, but SUMMER,
nothing holpi'd inn so much until I got Gen. Pass. Agent.
Ii LTl.l l?!ll ?? i *?'
iMiiwi s rvK11117 1 in iii iioiincs mar- . .
inacy. They acted like a charm and Ineredihle Brutality
and after using them the first day I tnci eaioie Brutality.
went to bed and repted splendidly all It would have been incredible bru
night. Since using Dean's Kidney tality if ('has. P. I.ember, of Syracuse
Pills I have not had the backache. 1 N. V., had not done the best lie could
also tried Doan's (iintment for itching for his suffering son. "My hoy," in
hemorrhoids from which I had suffer- says, "cut a fearful gash over his eye
ed for years. It is impossible to ex- so I applied Hucklen's Arnica Salve
press the suffering I endured, but this which quickly healed it and saved hit
wonderful medicine gave me instant eye." Good for burns and ulcars tso
relief. I also used it for a sore which Only 25c at Dr. F. C. Duke's druf
it completely cured. 1 would not he store.
without Doan's <iintment if it cost ten
times what it does." ? . ,
For sale bv all dealers. Price 50 EXcHllinfltiOtfl for Teachers
cents Foster-Mil burn Co Iji'ffalo Certificates.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name?Doan's?and The regular examination for teachers
lakenoother. certificates of qualification will hi1
_ held at Union Friday, September
... . .. . _. . 15th, I IK >5. County .Superintendent's
Always Liberal to Churches. office for whites ami court house for
Every cliurcli will be given a liberal <,<>'ort't^ applicant*. _
?|(ianlity or L. A M. paint. Cull for it. C S K U.'c.
I gallons Longman A Martinez I.. A ^v't
M. i'aint mixed with three gallon!* lin- '' *"
seed oil. will paint a house. Famous Fruit Farms of Texas.
W. II. Ihirr, Charleston, W. Va..
writes, "Painted Krankenburg block Arkansas, Louisiana, and the. great
with L. A M. stands out as though var- South-west reached by the Cotton
nished." ltelt Route. You can purchase very
Wears and covers like gold. cheap round trip "Home Seeker" tickDon't
pay $ I.??0 a gallon for linseed (>ts at Atlanta, Birmingham, Anniston.
oil, which you do in rcady-for-use paint. Montgomery and certain other points
Roy oil fresh from barrel at flo cents any lirst or third Tuesday. Tickets
per gallon anil mix it with L. M. |M>ar a final return limit of 21 days,
I'aint. and allow stop overs any point west of
It makes naint cost about $1.20 per Memphis. Ask for tickets to read by
gallon Sold by Union Hardware Co., Memphis and The Cotton Belt. Write
Union : J. L. McWhirter, .lonesville ; j?. p. Smith, Trav Pass. Agt.
li. O. Wilburn <Sc Son, Cross Keys. Atlanta, Ga.
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HIS SOCIAL ! !
EXPERIMENT
By WUl&rd Wa.1I WSmIw
Copyright, 1003s by W. W. WbeeUr
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"Well, that spoils the evening for
me," observed Strong gloomily, Angering
u note which said that the grip
would prevent a certahj young lady
from atteudiug the oi>ef% that night.
"Sorry Gladys la sick, confound it
If 1 am! These eleventn hour excuses
are getting too frequent. I won't stand
for it. 1 wonder if Klixabcth Miller
will go," he mused, continuing his
dressing. "No; I'll stay at home tonight.
What right has a girl to make
a fellow miserable anyhow? I?come
In."
"And hero's your mendlu', Mr. Howard,"
said the youug womau who entered.
She addressed him according to
a custom lu his family before the death
of his parents had driven him into an
apartment house, where he had found
a position for the faithful servant.
"Thank you, Mary," said Strong
without pausing In his wrestling bout
with a collar button. "Mary, I have a
couple of extra tickets for the theater
tonight. Can't you get Pat to take
J you':"
"It's always I'at you're n-teazln' me
about, Mr. Howard, ami there ain't a
Tnt?not for me. I ain't pretty enough,
and, then, I'm thirty-live. 8uro, it's
ninny n year since I've seen n theater.
All our moiiey goes to the doctor. I'd
have to go nlone."
"No. Mary; you must not be neglected
In that fashion," he sold, turning
abruptly from the mirror. "Let me be
Tat tonight."
"Oh, Mr. Howard, I couldn't?It
wouldn't?no. sir. Oh, Mr. Howard,
It's Jokin' you are, after all," she exclaimed
as n smile spread over his
face.
"No, Mary, 1 never was more serious
In my life. I am going to give you,
Mary McfJlunis, the beat time of your
life. 1'ut on your best bonnet and bo
ready by a quarter to 8. Ton live at"?
"On Third avenue, 2730, hack, three
flights up. Ilut. Mr. Howard"?
"No excuses, Mary. Now goodby, or
we'll both lie late."
Throughout dinner at the club that
night Strong's face repeatedly relaxed
at the oddity of his experiment. Its
unconventlonnllty did not worry him,
for the wealth and social position of
the Strongs put him beyond the stlug
of criticism.
"Opera tonight. Strong?" drawled
young C'nstJewood. whom he nnrtleu
I IawI. O raxnnf
' seat.
"Xo; had planned to surprise Gladys
Hastings with that new play?Manton's?for
a change, but slio's sick.
However"?
"Well, you needn't waste any time
asking Elizabeth Miller," laughed Castlewood,
"for I'm going to take her
myself."
, "Oh, don't worry," replied Strong,
* nettled.
"Xo offense, old man; knew you were
Inclined In that direction, though be.
tween two fires at present. But, by
the way," he added, aiming a parting
j thrust, "I hear that Count de Mlgny ,
arrived here today en route for San
5 Francisco. Guess you've heard Gladys
speak of him. Keep your eye on him.
1 He's a clever chap."
"Smooth might better describe him.
1 I know absolutely that he's bogus,"
re.plled Strong.
, "Oh, have It your way." drawled
Castlewood, departing. Strong was be- (
tween two Urea, nud, knowing It, resented
nil the more these Insinuations.
1 Which disturbed him more, the
thought of Cnstlewood's recent marked
attention to Elizabeth or the arrival of
? the count, he could not determine.
At first Mary was ill at ease that
night with Strong, the luxurious carriage,
his evening dress and polished
, manners being strange to her, but bin
1 geniality soon put lier at ease. On the
way he stopped at a florist's.
"These violets are for 3*011, Mary,
T and the rosin* for another nice young
lad>* who is 111," he explained.
"Thanks, Mr. Howard, and It's the
lady with the beautiful eyes that Is
* sick? Oh, I am so sorry!" she exclaimed.
"Yes, she has beautiful eyes, Mary,
but where did you see her?" 1
\ "At the tea you gave In your apart- ,
? meats last year. Nhe thinks every,
thing of you, Mr. Howard. I could see <
. that plain, and If she grows up to be l
' as fine looking as her mother, why,
you'll?you'll"?
' | "But her mother was not there," he
nuin, coming to ner rescue.
"Oh, yes, she kept snylng Elizabeth
tills find Elisabeth that. She"?
"Rut I'm not talking about Elizabeth.
These flowers are for Miss Hastings,
the girl with the heavy aubnin
1 ( hair," replied Strong, amused.
[ j "Oh, I remember her," she said dla- {
I appolntedly. "I'm so sorry. I thought j
It was?I mean?oh, I don't know what (
I mean. I'm an old goose, Mr. How- <
ord," she Anally exclaimed, much dls- ?
tressed. 1
Tliey were now at the Hastlngses, *
shero Strong bad ordered the coachman
to ship.
"How la Miss Hastings?" Strong Inquired
at the door. o
"Why?why? Oh, she's better," re- I
piled the well drilled man, recovering f
himself. Strong left tbo flowers and 0
returned to the carriage with strange ?
inlqgtvings. (
Strong did not heed the many won- (j
derlng glances his friends cast In his |
direction that night, for he was doing'
his best to make It a red letter oecn- }
ji?D l?T Moreoveri *1? waq hav
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Humor ma Philosophy
By DUNCAN H. SM1TB i
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
The operation of getting an Idea
through the heads of some people la so
painful to tbem that It Is only common
humanity to chloroform them
first.
. A woman with a
past Is rather apt
i 7"^ , " "*?<! to prefer a man
with a present.
I) L,VPS of groht
I 1/ nicn remind
A3fTU^r-T as ?' several
I TcrV 1 T^iv(l7n 1 ^lugs th^ydo n?t
1 I T\liirYT now 8U';8<^ " we
, l\ g)yy 11 \ u" ?* (*e*
j Fraud Is the thing that the other fellow
won hv
"And you ure, Mary?.u thousand
times the lady that some oue thinks
she Is," he said seriously.
"Rut why did you call me duchess?"
"That w?? a little Joke on the bogus
couut," he replied, his face relnxlng.
"That will make both of them think h
ML But here we are at your home.
And you say your father is too 111 to
work, and you support the family?
Well, you are a noble girl, and I don't
half appreciate the way you look after
me and my apartments," he said as 1m
assisted her from the carriage aud
slipped a fifty dollar bill Into her
hand.
"Thanks, Mr. Howard," she said
gratefully, thinking it was her monthly
tip of fft. "This will help father n
lot. Mr. Howard, vou've srtven mo thr
best time I ever had. I"?
Tf'a Wn A sclflib
pleasure for lue, I fear. I took you a;
an experiment, and a lucky one it's
proved. You have helped to open my
eyes to the true woman?the woman of
my heart. I can never forget that.
Good night."
Psychological Influences*
"I can't understand what has made
me so thirsty all of a sudden," exclaimed
the staid passenger on the
through trnin.
' Easy enough," replied the drummer.
"Wo have Just crossed the line
Into a prohibition state."
Almost a Miracle.
The claim of miracles, they say,
With modern thought won't fit.
Still, things you can't account for may
Occur at times along tho way,
As when they raise a fellow's pay
Before he asks for It.
Many a man would go to work except
that his wife Is willing to stand
for his Idleness.
The desire of most men to get rich
In a minute is what enables gold brick
men to take home nice things to their
children.
Staying out late Is great exercise to
cultivate the Imagination of a married
man.
It Is surely laudable for a man to
want to become a millionaire so that
he won't have to have his wife cut his
hair.
Startling Mortality.
Statistics show startling mortality,
'rom^appcndicitis and peritonitis. To
jrevent anil cum Hio.o u,irf..i -i
? v v.vov un i ui ulov aorn,
here is jlist one reliable remedy, Dr.
ting's New life Pills. M. Flannery,
>f 14 Custom House Place, Chicago,
iays: "They have no equal for Conitipation
and Biliousness. 25c at Dr.
<\ C. Duke, druggist.
Final Notice.
Notice is hereby given that I will
ipply to Jason M. (ireer, Judge of Prolate,
in and for the County of Union,
or a final discharge as Administrator
if the estate of .L. P. Murphy, deeased,
011 the 2nd day of October,
905. All parties are hereby notified
o present claims on or be fori' said
late properly attested or forever be
larred.
0. T. Murphy,
Utmr. estate L. P. Murphy, deceased.
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Ing a heart to heart talk with himself,
lu which two young women prominently
figured. What Mary said and did
lu a situation new to her Ik another
story, but when It was over she sighed
as U waking from a beautiful dream.
*a?!!o. Strong! Got her, after all, I
came to his ears na they were
entering the foyer. Turning, he now
Chstlewood with Elizabeth Miller.
"How are you, Elizabeth V he inquired.
"Miss Miller, let wno present
Miss McQtnnls, and Mr. Castlewood?
Miss McOinnis." Castlewood, gazing
In wonder, forgot to bow, but Elizabeth
greeted Mary cordially. It was
a friend of Strong. Tlint was sufflclent
for her. Soon they qwssed on.
"Oh, Mr. Howard! Hint's the gtrl
wtth the beautiful eyea," exclaimed
Mary. "Ain't alio hnudaome though!
And you don't care?you"-?
"I have not said I didn't care,
Mary." be Raid simply, but earnestly.
"And, oil, Mr. Howard, there Is the
girl with the auburn liair, too!" she Interrupted.
"Why, 1 thought she wns
the sick one."
"Gladys Hastings," Involuntarily
came to his Hps as he followed Mary's
ga/iV. iu n uiuiuru i ur wnn iv
lier and their eye* had met.
"Oh, Howard? I?I?I thought we?I
thought jou were going to the opera!"
he exclaimed In coufuslou. "You see,
the count came, and I was so much
better I couldn't disappoint lilin, as he
Is hero In New York only for one evening.
But, pardon?let me present Mr.
Strouf?Count do Mlguy." And then
her eyes wandered haughtily to Mary.
"And let me Introduce the Duchess
of Kilkenny?MIms Hastings and Count
de Mlgnv," said Strong gravely, though
smiling Inwardly. The c?unt's French
manners brought forth n low bow,
while Gladys scarcely nodded.
"And wasn't that the girl?" asked the
mystified Mary when they were lu the
carriage.
"Yes," Strong replied, but he was
silent for a long time.
"She was so uppish to me," Mary
finally ventured, "while Miss Miller
treatod me as If I was a real lady."
| People who ask you for advice niny
want merely to flatter you, but tlio
chances are that It Is preliminary to a
' touch.
' Some people are so small minded
j that they can't be anything else than
Jealous minded.
! If you want to be popular, always let
the other fellow find the fault.
I The woman who marries for a home
may have to make It all herself afterj
ward.
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(.Iris wouMn't do for soda water
clerks. Tliey might misunderstand the
i winks.
Some women make fools of themselves,
but others prefer to make
i them of men.
The Heated Term.
When It Is ninety In the shade
[ And men are dropping by the way,
Don't kick as though It were your trade;
Hot weather Is not here to stay,
1 'And do not ever be afraid*
i But that It will cool oft some day.
You wouldn't like to go around
[ gliding through the. year
1 And have to stamp your feet a^nd pound
I And always sport a froson ear.
A country llko that can ho found
! If you don't llko the climate here.
We need a little spell of heat
To have the corn crop nlcoty made;
We should bo shy of things to eat
Without a harvest, I'm afraid.
To make life happy and complete
We need to have the farmer's trade.
So let us tnkc the sun and shade,
The breezes and the summer heat.
And, with our fans and lemonade.
Say, "Really, Isn't this a treat!"
rur nuiumtT soon will Blip aown gradt
And winter '11 be here with both feet.
His Mother's Admonition.
Johnny Smalsou saw n green apple
clinging to Its parent bough. The apple
was small and insignificant, and
Johnny would probably never have
noticed It but for the fact that his
mother had Impressively told him that
green apples are now abroad upon
trees and that they make little boys
sick If little boys eut them.
Johnny paused and regarded the
gnarly little green thing In wonderment.
He could not figure out why any self
respecting little boy should ever want
to eat such a little verdant rock as that
appeared to be.
Then suddenly he thought that If
he should eat It he would probably
discover why little boys like to eat
green apples, so Johnny Immediately
proceeded to club the apple off the
tree, and then he forthwith surrounded
It with great relish for knowledge and
some foe the apple, and It didn't mako
him sit*. Ever know of a real live
boy outside of a story book that It did ?
Common Slip,
No wonder the man was a croaker;
He thought ho could turn up the Joker,
Hut he drew the wrong card,
And It let him down hard.
Bo broke that ho couldn't be broker.
He Knew.
"What's more annoying than a boy
about the house?" exclaimed the boy's
sister.
"That's dead easy," replied her adadmirer
"a he* lhnt'? ^Qm.vlnrt ?
w vu?v w vnui|/iu0 VU
your trail."
'
The Kitten Might
"Which would you rnther have, little
girl, n baby or a kitten?"
"A kitten, 'cause you dasn't slap n
bnby except when your ma ain't
round."
Thinks of Her Cooking.
"Absence makes the heart grow
fonder."
"You bet?absence and hotel meals."
Timely.
In looking tor amusement.
Here Is some good advicePrepare
to have hay fever
If you have got the price.
Memory Failed Him.
"I have never tasted lobster."
"pon't yon remember that time yon
bit nrojir_ tongue 2"
?? WfW? Hl??.
[wanteFi "
I -BY- I
|Excelsior Knitting!
j Mills, I
! UNION, S. C.: I
1,000 first-class Cedar- |
Post, each 8 feet long g
and to measure 4 inches g
square at the small end;
also 500 cords first-class I
4?ft. Pine Wood. S
?APPLY TO? I
! J. H. GAULT, i _
Treasurer & Manager. ^
19-21t 2
Cheap Rates to Texas.
Arkansas, Louisiana, and the Southwest,
Each first and third Tuesday
you can purchase tickets at Atlanta,
Birmingham, Anniston, Montgomery,
and certain other points to the
Great South-west and return by Memphis
and the Cotton Belt route at
greatly reduced rates. Tickets allow
stop overs any place west of Memphis,
aim are gool to return any day with- . W
in 21 days after purchase. Write me {
to make arrangements and see that
your ticKcts read by Memphis and tho
Cotton Belt route. L P. Smith,
Traveling Passenger Agent,
203 Equitable Bldg, Atlanta, Ga.
WALLACE & BARRON
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ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
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Office in Opera House Building.
Day calls left at Duke Drug Co.
Residence Phone 147.
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