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| Should | I Auld 1 W Acquaintance M i Forgot 1 we say M H again? jM B! Forcaet it IS I Not Uneeda & Biscuit 1 5* g NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANV ?| ^^raham Crack^^\ TA | Butter Thin Biscuit 1 ZW ig \ Social Tea Biscuit I Bfl ^ Lemon Snaps y ?? Popular Excursions via BulYalo, N. V. Annual Meeting Southern Railway. iHmnd Ixalge l?. 1'. <>. Kiks, Julj i 11-1"), 11)05. Rate one first class Tim Southern Railway will sell j hire plus ?>1 .00 for round trip, round trip tickets to the following ^"thern Railway can ofter n?an2 p ants for special occasion: othci attiactne latcs. Ion full in ... ,, .. .. . formation consult any ticket agon Nlngro Kills, N. 1 . An. i?nt Ar- ,{ w ? aim- (>r<l. r ? Mystu- fol.rnw. Imp.- Division IWngur A guilt, rial Shrine, Imperial (oumil June Charleston, sj. C 2 >-2d, IROo. Rate one, fare plus 81 .00 for round trip from all points. * " Summons for Relief. June -'0-21, l.'0-?. Rate on eeitili- rf he State of South Carolina, I Court o eate plan. County of Union. I Probate Hot Springs, \;?. Annual Con"I John R. Blake as Executor of ihe Las volition Southern Hardwire Job-) Will and Testament of Lnrkin M hers Association and Anieriean" Rice, Deceased,^daintilY, Hardware Mfg. Association. June pu<!lmm Kerns, James Rowland Rice 11)0.>, rate one first class fare Preston Rice, Rerry Rice, Alethc plus 2") cents for round trip from Kic.e, si 1 ias Alethea Prisock, Ezel ill noint? Rice, Leila M. Singleton, and M. .v , ' ' , , , lfniley and W. J. Bailey, partnei Calhoun, S. ( . South Carolina doing business under the firm nam State Summer School, June "21st, of M. S. Bailey & Son, Defendant! July Ulth, 1005. Rate one lirst To the Defendant Ezell Rice! class fare plus *25 cents for round Vmi rtro ??creby summoned and rt .... ,, , .. mured to answer the complaint i trip Iron) all points in ? outh Cam- j lj)js action which is liled in the oflu lina. iof the Judge of Probate for the sai Athens, (in. Summer School, county and to serve a copy of yoi , ..-.i , i Ki/i- ...* answer to the said complaint on til June Jitll-Jllly JMh, rate S(ll,scrilH>rs at their office at Unio. one lirst class tare plus 'Jo cents for s. (\, within twenty days after tli round trip. service hereof, exclusive of the day < -ii rP . . w.... ....... such service and if you fail to answi Knoxx tile, lettn. . uninte the complaint within the time afor< School, June JOth, July JSth,l.MJo. said, the PlaintilT in this action wi Kate one fare plus Jo cents for apply to the court for the relief di round trip maiuied in tliis complaint. .. , Braty & Wai.kkk, Nashville, lettn. 1 ealiody Sum- Hydrick & Saxvvrr. ltier School, Vauderhilt KiUieal 111" Attorneys for PlaintilT. stitute June 1 1th, August Union. S. C., January 25th, 1905. hate one fate plus _ > tents hu 'p|lt.st n tt* of South Carolina, ) Court < round trip. County of Union. ) Probata Asheville, N. ('. Annual Con- .j0i,? p. make as Executor of the J,as ferenec V. M. ('. A. and Y. \V. C. Will and Testament of Larkin ]V1 A., June Oth-Joth, 11K).">, rate one Kiev, Deceased, Plaintiff, fare phis 25 cmts for round trip. ?lw,nll, Kcrna'uUd'offendanU. Asheville, N. (. Conference of ...... Young IN-uplcs M jKwioi inry Ahau:'ia - ^ tioii, June _->th, July _nd, 1. <).>. cim. tju. appointment of a guardis Hate one fare plus J"> cents for ad litem to appear and defend th round trip. action in your behalf, we will, aft< i\ . .. i< i v., ....? i. t ..... twenty days from the date of these Denver, (o Account Interna- viw t,?. Summons and this notic tionnl hpworth Is'ague ( omentum. this action upon you, apply to llo Hate very low, and will he given on Jason M. (ireer, Probate Judge in ai application. 'or County and State aforesaid, i . i i> ..i. v t \ hisofliee, at Union Court House, f< Ashury I ark, N J. A en tint nll ..rd.r nppoint i..K soa?o Huital>lo hii National Educational As oeiation competent person as guardian ad litei July o-7. Hate very low and given for you, authorizing and requirir on application. him to appear and defend this actic Kallimorc. Md. Amount I'uilcd y""r'"''"'Vaty A Wai.kkr, Society ( hnstian Endeavor Inter- Hydro k Sawykr, national Convention, .fitly oth-lOth, Attorneys for PlaintilT. 100A. Rate one first class fare plus Onion, S. 0., January 25th, 1005. $1.00 for round trip. ""',l f I Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH . 1 JUST A FEW. The lady who walks with a kangaroo glide, The boy who struts round with his hat on one side, ?. The man who wears clothes on a bright summer day I Bo loud you can hear them a full block away, ; The dude who was raised as his mamma's own pet And Alls Ills blank faco with a cheap cigarette. The fellow who whistles a tune on the train, Are some of the items that give me a pain. The man who has won a sure thing on tho race And springs his roll on you in every old place, The man who has filled up his system with beer And comes round to pour out his soul in your ear. The youth fresh from college, who thinks he can show llis dad a few points as to how things should go. The lady so cultured she cannot talk plain. Are some of the Items that give me h pain. The girl who can sing, dance n twostop and paint. But v.'ho at the sight of a dish rag wouliT' faint; The man who detains you n full hour or more To tell how unaided he put down the war. The spoiled child who raises the roof with a yell Till mamma Is certain the darling's unwell. The man who because of his whiskers is vain. Are some of the items that give me a pain. ; The woman of forty or upward who tries j Her best to be kittenish, blinking her eyes; ! The girl whbTan talk about nothing but !beaus And thinks every fellow comes round to f propose. The youth who lives only for baseball and sport. The borrowing friend who is all the time short. The fellow who builds only castles In Spain, Are some of the items that give me a pain. Progression. "What is the little fellow ?ylng | for?" I "lie wants the moon." I "Let him alone. lie will be big enough to want the earth In a few : years." In Their Line. "Have you a ten cent dock of cards?" "No; we haven't anything as cheap as that, hut here Is a quarter deck much used by sailors." I The Original One. "Too much gold has ruined many o young man." "Sort of n yellow peril, eh?" They Won't Believe It. Oh, health crank man. if you desire To hold the girls' good wishes. Don't tell them that they may ucfpilre Good looks by washing dishes! The Usual Result. "Reou hunting this week." "Kill anything?" "Just time." r He Could. i "One can't believe all he hears." "Unless he happens to be deaf as a f post." J PERT PARAGRAPHS. One of the greatest comforts of an old bachelor Is that he is not expected to bo a model for any one When a man does right by mistake he always wants to have a good mark chalked up to his credit. There are men who can act like fools without their friends noticing anything , unusual, b ie >f Some men continue to act contrary r lest they should be accused of hypoc - risy. II _ A woman believes all that she hears if it is complimentary to herself. Some people wouldn't be so free with sympathy if It could be turned into money. ?f ? s. The original night school was the school of lovemaking. A man never knows what real work Is until be tries to keep a son In college. a- /^T^\ It is said that n n man never for'S t?ts his first love. TI'ls Is partleu1 larly true If ho 11' A?Vy niarrles her. !lt "tin M/JI Strangely enough, >r i -rf LiW It takes consider(O \l H U a hie horse sense to 111 run on automobile. A diplomat Is one who gets what lie wants while achieving a reputation for the sacrifice of self. A bird In the hand Is by no means ; worth two on s woman's hat. THE UGLY OCTOPUS. It I* On* of the Mont Hepulalve tnt IIIdrouM of l'ren(ar?i. A (reetly, voracious, relcutless creu- , ture Is tbe octopus, nuil a most for mi- j , dable enemy even to man, for It Is easier I to cut or tear off one of tliose terrible j long arms wllh its two rows of suckers tban to induce tbe creature to ro llnquish any prey it bus laid bold of. , These suckers nlso enable it to drag ' its body luto very narrow crevices, from which scarcely any force will avail to remove it. oft Like Its beautiful brother the argonaut, it defies its euemics by ejecting , ink, but the octopus is so subtle and j , clever that he can vary tbe color of bis , ink according to the color of the ground j be is passing over, and. as be i < very ' active and darts about at lightning I speed, lie constantly escapes being I caught. lie is an unsociable creature, apparI ently quite satislicd with ids own so- [ i ciety, as lie roams about alone, seeking , what be may devour on rocky shores, i i where lie may be met with of all sb-os, j varying in length from an inch to two , or more feet. j Tbe octopus lias one very curious j I habit?-when resting he coils up some i of bis arms la to a semblance of the shell of. the argonaut.?Pcarsou's Wcckr : A MARKET PRIMER. It Tells Aliout the Ilutaher an?l the Wuy lie Sell* Ilia Meat. What is tlie mau doing behind the counter? lie is selling meat. Lot us watch ! him. What is tbe lady going up to tbe counter for? To buy meat from tlie greasy maif with tbe white apron. What does she ask for? A five pound roast of porterhouse. What does be give her? A seven pound roast. x noii uoes ne enarge ner only for what she asked for?" No, indeed. He charges her for what he chose to give her. Didn't the lady know what she wanted? Evidently the man didn't think so. Can't ho tell the weight of a piece of meat when he picks St up? Certainly he can. Otherwise he would never be able to know that he is always selling you n piece of meat several pounds bigger than you wanted. Why does the man do this? It is impossible to associate constantly with greasy things and not become pretty smooth yourself. Now run and play.?Baltimore American. FISHING LINES. The Very l-'inmt Are Thone Formed From Silkworm Gut. Silkworm gut forms the best Jine for fishing purposes, partly 011 account or its great tenacity and partly because it is so transparent. Every year a sufficient number of Spanish silkworm grubs are selected for this purpose. After they have eaten enough mulberry leaves and before they begin to spin they are thrown into vinegar for several hours. Each insect is killed, and the substance which the grub in the natural course would have spun into a cocoon is forcibly drawn from the dead worm into a much thicker and shorter silken thread. The threads are theu placed in pure water for about four hours and afterward dipped for ten minutes in a solution of soft soap. Tho flue outer skin is thus loosened so that the workman can remove it with his hands. The threads must be dried in a shady tilnco n ml niv? nf on 1 Jnn olin/1 sulphur vapor until they acquire the bright appearance of spun glass.?Lon| don Telegraph. The Walter*. Usefulness of any man or woman lies principally in tho willingness back of the hands to do as well as they possibly can whatever comes their way. As a rule, it will be found that the most useless persons in the world are those who are "waiting" for something to turn up. And by the same sign it is a fact that the most useful beiugs are those who have taken up the llrst thing thut came to hand and done the best they could with it. These people usually lind something to their liking in the long run, too, and if this he denied them they have the good sense to learn to like what comes. I.ong Flight by Niglit. Nearly all small birds muke their long flights by night, spending tho duytlme quietly feeding and resting, so that if 011 any day in May the treetops are full of Hitting little warblers it Is 110 sign that the following day will find them still there. Some kinds, like pkoebes, song sparrows, meadow larks and bluebirds, come very early?as soon ns j the snow is all gone and the south sloping hillsides begin to feel warm and "smell of spring."?St. Nicholas. Nothing of the Kind. "Now, sir," said the ndvocate, cross examining a witness, "your answers are not satisfactory. I am afraid you are slightly ambiguous." Witness (with grent Indignation)?I ! am nnetliing o' the kind, sir. I'm a 1 strict teetotaler.?London Tit-Bits. I _______________ Himplctonn. Junior Partner?The bookkeeper baa been mnrrled nearly six months now. Senior Partner?Well? Junior Partner ! ?Well, be hasn't naked for a ralae In . salary. Senior Partner?Ileavens! We'll | have to have bla accounts examined.? | Philadelphia Press. | Be brave In trouble; meet distress wltll dauntless courage; but when the gale for prosperity blows l>e wise, no less, and shorten sail.?Horace. BAD COMPANY. Not a Home in Union Where This Visitor is Welcome. The most unwelcome visitor in Union is am itching skin disease. Itching I'iles, irritating Eczema are had company. We are glad to get rid of them. Doan's Ointment will drive ihem away. Plenty of Union endorsement to prove this. J. M. Mardls, retired farmer, a veteran of the Civil War, residing at 22 l.ibrnnd street, says: "I have u?ed Doan's Ointment with very satisfactory results. For a long time I suffered from itching piles. I lost my leg in the war. but I have suffered more from the intolerable itching than I ever did with the leg,'and there seemed to be no relief night or day. It was a constant torture and the more I scratched the more it itched. I have done everything to try and relieve it, hut to no purpose until I read about Doan's Kidney Pills and Doan's Ointment and procured a box of the latter at Hollies Pharmacy. The salve stopped the itching on the first application and I can now say entirely cured it. You are welcome to use my name as an endorsement of the claims made for this remedy." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States. Remember the name, Doan's, and take no other. For sale by all dealers. Price 50c ner box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States. Remember the name?DOAN'S?and take no other. Torture of a Preacher. The story of the torture of Rev. O. D. Moore, pastor of the Baptist church, of Harpcrsville, N. Y., will interest yoo. He says: "I suffered agonies, because of a persistent cough, resulting from the grip. I had to sleep sitting up in bed. I tried many remedies, without relief, until 14ook Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumntion Coughs and Colds, which entirely cured my cough, and saved me from consumption. A grand cure for diseased conditions of Throat and Lungs. At l)r. F. C. Duke's, druggist: price 50c and $1.00, guaranteed. Trial hot tie free. WINTHROP COLLEGE Scholarship and Entrance Examination. The examination for the award of vacant scholarships in Wiuthrop College and for the admission of new students will ho held at the County Court iiuunc on j'rumy, juij' ,in, at \) a. m. .Applicants must not be less than fifteen years of age. When scholarships are vacated after July 7, they will be awarded to those making the highest average at this examination provided they meet .l.he award. write to President Johnson before, the examination for scholarship application blanks. Scholarships are worth $100 and free tuition. Tho next sessiou will open September 20, 1903. For further information and catalogue, address PRES. D. B. JOHNSON, 22-5t Rock Hill, S. C. A Fearful Fate. It is a fearful fate to have to eiidure the terrible torture of Piles. "I can truthfully say," writes Harry Colson, of Masonville, la., that for Blind, Bleeding, itching and Protruding Piles, Bucklen's Arnica Halve, is the best cure made." Also best for cuts, burns and injuries. 25c at Dr. F. O. Duke's druggist. FAMOUS FRUIT LANDS. Of the East Texas Country. Home of the Klberta peach, the strawberry, plum;- pear, tomato and other fruits and vegetables. Big money in growing for the northern markets. On February 7th and 21st, March 7th and 21st, round trip home-seekers tickets from St. Louis, Thebes, Cairo or Memphis to Texas points at rate of one fare plus $2 not exceeding $15. One way colonist tickets at half fare, plus$2on February 21stand March21st. Write for booklet on Texas fruit lands, map and time table. L. P. SMITH, T. P. A., Cotton Belt Route, Atlanta, Ga. IWAHTEDl : : S -BY- : IExcelsior Knittings 1 Mills, 1 * i * UNION, S. C.: ; 5 1,000 first-class Cedar- ! j Post, each 8 feet long and to measure 4 inches j { square at the small end; ! also 500 cords tirst-class ? S 4?ft- Pine Wood. ?APPLY TO? S S J. H. GRULT, s S Treasurer & Manager. ^ | 10-2It - T. A. MURRAH - *? has added to his stock of Stoves and Tinware a full line of Farming Implements Cotton Planters, Plows, Hoes, etc., also Bridles, Collars and Backhands. The best of quality with the most reasonable prices. M C T. A MURRAH. J. CLOUQH WALLACE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Room 12 up Stairs Foster Building. SCAIFE & HAMBL1N, "ATTORNEYS AT LAW. FOSTER BUILDING, UNION, S. C. D. H. MONTGOMERY, M. D. PRACTICING PHYSICIAN. Office in Opera House Building. Day calls left at Duke Drug Co. Residence Phone 147. ll-12tp F. C. DUKE, Representing the Best and Most Liberal Life, Health and Accident Insurance Companies In the world. OFFICE: Room 4, Nicholson Building-. J. A. BROWN, DEALER IN REAL ESTATE, STOCKS AND BONDS. HOUSE RENTING AND v* A SPECIALTY. OFFICE ON BACHELOR STREET. Dr. J. M. Wallace Dr. II. L. Fellers WALLACE & FELLERS, e^DENTISTS^i Crown and Bridge Work A Specialty. Offices: Rooms 1 and 2 Nicholson Building. Phone 117. 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