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mn cigarettes 10* They are GOOD! Some American Fallacies. That a gown with a foreign label is worth more than one made on Fifth avenue. That no sign painter in the United States knows how to spell the simplest words. That nobody goes ty look at Niagara Falls any more but the boobs. That a country preacher is always locking forward to a Sunday chicken ' dinner. That every colored man in the world can play a banjo and loves pork chops. That a star in a picture never does any of the hard stunts that are shown. That U. S. Grant was a verv slouchv dresser and never visited a barbor shop. That to be a newspaper reporter a man must know how to write shorthand. That every Armenian whb comes to this country brings an armful of rugs. That there is some sort of dope in chop suey to make it a habit with people. That it is the habit of laundries to put shirts through concrete mixing machines. That no foreign nobleman has a chateau or castle without a very leaky roof. ^hat an army mule is a great pessimist and nothing can make him happy. i That a statesman always has liis picture taken with one hand inside his vest. * That everybody in St. Louis eats apple pie for breakfast without fail. That every tall man must be call Marx Mac Tht'Mk U Mao / Rppiiiw uvvauov a million w< Get Yo Silve Main Street ' a ed "Shorty" and every thin man "Fatty." That ice cream should not be eaten except in very hot summer weather. That a man whose socks do not match his necktie knows nothing of dress. That an author is generally somebody who has failed at everything else. That train butchers always carry a lot of questionable novels for sale. That nobody in the world considers dishwashing a favorite indoor sport. That a man who orders hash in a restaurant is a great optimist. o?? - IT Kfc *UK HUUJVWUKM. Dr. Hall, of Washington. Announces Discovery. Washington, June *?After extended experiments Dr. Hall, of the Department of Agriculture, announced today he had discovered what he believed to be a positive cure for hookworm in a chemical known as carbon tetra chloride. This chemical, which is commonly used as a clothes cleaner, the statement said, "will likely prove to be a cheap, agreeable, effective treatment for a parasite that is destroying health and reducing human efficiency in millions of people in many parts of the world, including many thousands in our Southern states." Discovery by Dr. Hall of the efficiency of the drug in removing hookworm parasites, it was stated, immediately stimulated medical men in many countries to start investigation from which, the department said, "favorable reports are now being received." Department records are said to show that 12,000 natives of the Fiji Islands have been successfully treated by the same method, a single dozen removing all the parasites from 90 per cent of patients. REGISTRATION NOTICE The office of the Supervisor ot Registration will be open on the 1st Monday in each month for the purpose of registering any person who is aualified as follows: Who shall have been a resident of the State for two years, and of the county one year, and of the poll: precinct in which the elector offers to vote four months before the day of elction, and shall have paid, six months before, any poll tax then due and payable, and who can both read and write any section to him by the Supervisors of Registration, or who can show that he owns, and nas naid an taxes collectible on during the present year, prop i : Marl They Have ] i of these featu iarers of Marx urs?and Get: rman's ? m ' erty in this State assessed at three hundred dollars or ---e. R E. CI RKSON, Clerk of Board. A TALK WITH A KINGSTREE MAN MR. LOUIS STACKLEY, POSTMAS- ! TER, OK 204 ACADEMY STREET, TELLS OF HIS EXPERIENCE. I There is nothing like a talk with one of our own citizens fcr giving l'ODe and encouragement to the anx ious sufferer from the dread kidney disease. We, therefore, give here an interview with a Kingstree man: "I was annoyed with kidney trouble and it made me rather uncomfortable," says Mr. Stackley. "My kidneys acted too freely and there was a numb feeling across the small of my back. Reading about Doan's Kidney Pills and believing they would help me I gave them a trial. In all I took three boxes of Doan's and my expectations were fulfilled. This medicine was quite beneficial to me and I gladly endorse it." Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy?get Doan's Kidney Pills?the same that Mr. Stackley had. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. I rVDDPQQ l VIA I . 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