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p? I Each hat ii I part of an unri I You are co | Kingsl Pertinent Paragraphs. Dr. Woods Hutchinson comments learnedly on the secret of baldness when everybody knows baldness can't be kept a secret The lttest revolution in Haiti lasted six hours This is wasteful?they ought to bunch up enough revolutions to last out a turn. To the average consumer grand opera in English sounds much the same as grand opera in Italian, French. German or Hottentot Just what is meant by autonomy for the Kongo lies beyond ordinary comprehension. unless It is something that follows the autopsy. If Greece and Turkey are going to begin a naval building war there will not be much left of either country ex0 cept the mortgages. All discussion regarding sanitary finger bowls could be avoided by careful ly polishing the rim with a clean napkin before drinking. A New Yorker with nine wives is charged with nonsupport Unless he's a millionaire we ouuuiu ujui& iuc ?v cusation reasonable. Be an optimist like Andy Carnegie, who still looks on the bright side, though he has given away all except a paltry $25,000,000. A scientist says the world will last 15.000.000 years longer. Hiat will five high prices plenty of time to come down and be sociable. Upside down dinners are the newest London fad. Occasionally careless professional tangoists Introduce them in New York restaurants. So many forms of erudition are exhibited in the department of agriculture that the old admonition, "Tell your troubles to a policeman," has been superseded. The German crown prince is said to spend much of bis spare time making furni'ure. Sometimes the crown prince must wonder if he's ever going to make' the throne. Harried men, according to General Milee, are better fighters than bachelors. Flippant people will at once say that it is because married men have had more practice. Nooody knows what the president said to Mr. Lind or what Mr. Und said to the president, but the opinion is steadily gaining ground that one of them must have said something. If overpopulation in China Is an evil then the executioner is one of the celestial republic's most useful citizens, for he is reported to have eliminated 24,0(0 persons in a singli province in the last year. In addition to X rays there are now F rays, which are useful in "exploding submarine mines at a distance." Whiat will the next be?P, Q or Z? Discoverers should file their claims before the resources of the alphabet are HAKES RAPID HEADWAY. Add This Fact to Your Store of Knowledge. Kidney disease often advances so rapidly that many a person is firmly in its grasp before aware of its progress. Prompt attention should be given the slightest symptom of kidney disorder. If there is a dull pain in the back, headaches, dizzv spells or a tired, worn-out feeling, or if the kidney secretions are offensive, irregular and attended with pain, procure a good kidney remedy at once. Thousands recommend Doan'sKidney Pills. Read the statement below. Mrs J H Williamson, 104 E Front St, Florence, S C, says: "For several months I suffered from backaches, headaches and dizzy spells and my kidneys gave me a great deal of annoyance. Doan's Kidney Pills did me a world of good and I am now free from pain, in fact, I am enjoying good health." Price 50c, at all deu.ers. Don't sirrply ask for a kidney remedy?get Doan's Kidney Pills?the same that Mrs Williamson had. Foster-Milburn Co. Props, Buffalo, N Y. [liner n the wonderful Ea ivaled array of Milli rdially invited to vi Wednesda ;ree ury Food For Thought. E 4 Jr w i ^'pi i i i i mi g? IL5^WX!^S_T7i?V M* ji Theodore?I want to ask you some thing, uncle. Uncle?Well, what is it? Theodore?If a boy is a lad and baa t stepfather, is the lad a stepladder?? Philadelphia Press. An entire block of business buildings. including the five-story structure owned by Brodie L Duke, tobacco manufacturer, was destroyed, and buildings in an adjoining block greatly damaged by fire at Durham, N C, last week. The loss is estimated to be $1,000,000. Noah's Liniment is the best M|K!IISFf!f2 fwfcfc temedy for Rheumatism. wwljjUeifcia (jjA^ Sciatica, Lame Back, Stiff V'. KHK] Joints and Muscles, Sore tt^P'S.efc'K IR# Throat, Colds, Strains, BPHfl Sprains. Cuts, Bruises, ~-t? _ i Colic, Cramps, Neuralgia, M"MR1 BK Toothache, and all Nerve, IlIMy.I* VI aSf Bone and Mv.<le Aches Ik |lf'l|B| f' md Pair.s. The genuine lUaJUUUn (m aas Noah's Ark on every |l|M|u|3 if pacings and looks like this UUUMLlMij PoSi :r.t, but has RED band on ~r-r*t,r_? uKJ iuat of package and Hi ?!? KAST fS5j 'North's Liniment ' always |Sj5 in RED ink. Beware of ? imitations. Sold by all KJ dealers, 25c., 50c., and $1.00. i/J Goanntced or money re- mm mm* mem JjT 1 funded by Noah Remedy ?HI Co.. Inc., Richmond. Va. Mr Sample free on request. w in the SOUTHERN LIFE & TRUST CO HELLO! Yes, this is Welch at the phone. ?Our rates on Administration Bonds? Why?er?the rate is ' $5.00 for less than $1,000, and $4.00 per $1,000 up to and including $10,000, providing the premium is not less than $10.00.? You say you want Bond for $10,000??We'll fix the application today.?Yes, it certainly is embarrassing to ask friends to stand your bond. This is a better business method. If you want Bonds or Insurance of any kind, see us, write us or call us up on Phone 85. ! Kingstree Insurance, Real Estate &. Loan Co. W. H. Wei.ch, Manager. I Phone No. 14 ij I For a String of Fish I We handle both Salt and I Fresh Water Fish. g Fine Roe and Buck Shad |j A full line of Fresh Gro- i ceries and a line of I General Merchandise I on hand all the time. Call 11 or phone us and we will send I your order to you. ? Pendergrass Brothers Co. I ! Kingstree, - - S. C. | j T Ol ster display in ou inery Elegance ai isit our Millinery iy and Thi Goods DON'T I HARR' He has just opei Kingstree (temporal Hotel building) and line of spick, span dies and Gentlenen. For the ladies h ray-of the latest thi Crepes, Ratio For the Men he Shirts, Collars, Ned Give him a call, new hoe. He will serve you. Remember the pi Hotebbuilding, oppo Harry WE WANT 5,0G Live Wires That Ai Energy ot 2,000 Volt* Efficiency?Men Wli $300 a Month. These are needed to Weekly Constitution, the 1 whole country. It is given a daily, for only $1.00 a y farmer or villager and all The clubbing offers and better than ever before, fire and are often worth 1 HERE IS Al A Florida agent, from a town club of 27 names and followed il that he secured after he had mai ing his day's work with 31 subst day. Now, why could not you c He was not the only agent wl that same date; another,from a i 27 names and said he missed se< would have made it 40 names, , canvass. That is what we want. Men cality and know how to present i the business. Can you do it? If ! canvasser's outfit free and give fi to 810 a day man, this is your ji Address all orders and remitta TRI-WEEKLY G0NSTI1 2-5-4t Let Us Print You s? f Disi ir Millinery Departi id Chic. Department on ursday, Apr Co., 1 ORGET I 1 RIFF I ned a new store in ily in the KeUahan is showing beautiful new goods for La ============i====z==z=z=======: e has a beautiful arings in Dress Goods: es, Ginghams. has a nice line of [wear, Socks, Etc. look over his nice, j be glad to see and lace?in the Kellahan site the Court House r Riff III 10 LIVE AlifcIN 15 e Surcharged with an ige and 100 PerCent io Can Earn $200 to #" "# connect up with The Trilivest newspaper wire in the three times a week, almost ear?the best paper for the ! he wants. ! premiums given with it are ! They are taking like wild ! the full subscription price. : .V INSTANCE: j l of less than 300 people, 3ent in a !, in the next mail with four more led his order to us?thus complet- I :riptions,and cleared $7.75 for his i lo that? io sent in a fairly good club on J small Georgia town,sent a club of ?ing some of the folks, else he just a clear $10 bill for a day's i who know the people of their lo- ! a good offer attractively and get ! j so, we want you. We furnish the J j ill instructions. If you area $7.50 j >b. .nces to j ! UTION, - Atlanta, 6a. ! I i me Office Stationery j tincti ment is a fashion il 1 and 2 KINGSTR TP CONSIDER what bmines* would should of starting an ente AN ACCOUNT. HOW DOES 1 question aiked at tome time about eve A good WORKABLE BAN! everv successful business man BANK OF E W. J. R< fc Groc All kinds?P: __=^_ | Your Patronage Solicited Ililiiiillliill J. L. ST Is selling lot; and Mules 1 Always a drc fully selecte< hand. Aiwa; a sale or swa; J. L. 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O \v / 236 W. 37th Street J /*V New York City / / Dear "Bicycle Man" j i t f Please tell me how to / / get one ?* your kigh-grade >U- $*/ Bicycle*, without money, and * i /o / for very little effort. , ^C*/ Name . , A/t ^ * / Addrets ? fflMB / ?j^M