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Pertinent Paragraphs.
Dr. Woods Hutchinson comments
learnedly on the secret of baldness
when everybody knows baldness can't
be kept a secret
The lttest revolution in Haiti lasted
six hours This is wasteful?they
ought to bunch up enough revolutions
to last out a turn.
To the average consumer grand opera
in English sounds much the same
as grand opera in Italian, French. German
or Hottentot
Just what is meant by autonomy for
the Kongo lies beyond ordinary comprehension.
unless It is something that
follows the autopsy.
If Greece and Turkey are going to
begin a naval building war there will
not be much left of either country ex0
cept the mortgages.
All discussion regarding sanitary finger
bowls could be avoided by careful
ly polishing the rim with a clean napkin
before drinking.
A New Yorker with nine wives is
charged with nonsupport Unless he's
a millionaire we ouuuiu ujui& iuc ?v
cusation reasonable.
Be an optimist like Andy Carnegie,
who still looks on the bright side,
though he has given away all except
a paltry $25,000,000.
A scientist says the world will last
15.000.000 years longer. Hiat will
five high prices plenty of time to come
down and be sociable.
Upside down dinners are the newest
London fad. Occasionally careless professional
tangoists Introduce them in
New York restaurants.
So many forms of erudition are exhibited
in the department of agriculture
that the old admonition, "Tell your
troubles to a policeman," has been superseded.
The German crown prince is said to
spend much of bis spare time making
furni'ure. Sometimes the crown prince
must wonder if he's ever going to
make' the throne.
Harried men, according to General
Milee, are better fighters than bachelors.
Flippant people will at once say
that it is because married men have
had more practice.
Nooody knows what the president
said to Mr. Lind or what Mr. Und
said to the president, but the opinion
is steadily gaining ground that one of
them must have said something.
If overpopulation in China Is an evil
then the executioner is one of the celestial
republic's most useful citizens,
for he is reported to have eliminated
24,0(0 persons in a singli province in
the last year.
In addition to X rays there are now
F rays, which are useful in "exploding
submarine mines at a distance."
Whiat will the next be?P, Q or Z?
Discoverers should file their claims before
the resources of the alphabet are
HAKES RAPID HEADWAY.
Add This Fact to Your Store of
Knowledge.
Kidney disease often advances so
rapidly that many a person is firmly
in its grasp before aware of its progress.
Prompt attention should be
given the slightest symptom of kidney
disorder. If there is a dull pain
in the back, headaches, dizzv spells
or a tired, worn-out feeling, or if
the kidney secretions are offensive,
irregular and attended with pain,
procure a good kidney remedy at
once.
Thousands recommend Doan'sKidney
Pills. Read the statement below.
Mrs J H Williamson, 104 E Front
St, Florence, S C, says: "For several
months I suffered from backaches,
headaches and dizzy spells and my
kidneys gave me a great deal of annoyance.
Doan's Kidney Pills did
me a world of good and I am now
free from pain, in fact, I am enjoying
good health."
Price 50c, at all deu.ers. Don't
sirrply ask for a kidney remedy?get
Doan's Kidney Pills?the same that
Mrs Williamson had. Foster-Milburn
Co. Props, Buffalo, N Y.
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Theodore?I want to ask you some
thing, uncle.
Uncle?Well, what is it?
Theodore?If a boy is a lad and baa
t stepfather, is the lad a stepladder??
Philadelphia Press.
An entire block of business buildings.
including the five-story structure
owned by Brodie L Duke, tobacco
manufacturer, was destroyed,
and buildings in an adjoining block
greatly damaged by fire at Durham,
N C, last week. The loss is estimated
to be $1,000,000.
Noah's Liniment is the best M|K!IISFf!f2 fwfcfc
temedy for Rheumatism. wwljjUeifcia (jjA^
Sciatica, Lame Back, Stiff V'. KHK]
Joints and Muscles, Sore tt^P'S.efc'K IR#
Throat, Colds, Strains, BPHfl
Sprains. Cuts, Bruises, ~-t? _ i
Colic, Cramps, Neuralgia, M"MR1 BK
Toothache, and all Nerve, IlIMy.I* VI aSf
Bone and Mv.<le Aches Ik |lf'l|B| f'
md Pair.s. The genuine lUaJUUUn (m
aas Noah's Ark on every |l|M|u|3 if
pacings and looks like this UUUMLlMij PoSi
:r.t, but has RED band on ~r-r*t,r_? uKJ
iuat of package and Hi ?!? KAST fS5j
'North's Liniment ' always |Sj5
in RED ink. Beware of ?
imitations. Sold by all KJ
dealers, 25c., 50c., and $1.00. i/J
Goanntced or money re- mm mm* mem JjT 1
funded by Noah Remedy ?HI
Co.. Inc., Richmond. Va. Mr
Sample free on request. w
in the SOUTHERN
LIFE & TRUST CO
HELLO!
Yes, this is Welch at the phone.
?Our rates on Administration
Bonds? Why?er?the rate is '
$5.00 for less than $1,000, and
$4.00 per $1,000 up to and including
$10,000, providing the premium
is not less than $10.00.?
You say you want Bond for $10,000??We'll
fix the application
today.?Yes, it certainly is embarrassing
to ask friends to stand
your bond. This is a better business
method.
If you want Bonds or Insurance
of any kind, see us, write us
or call us up on Phone 85.
! Kingstree Insurance, Real Estate &. Loan Co.
W. H. Wei.ch, Manager.
I Phone No. 14 ij
I For a String of Fish I
We handle both Salt and I
Fresh Water Fish. g
Fine Roe and Buck Shad |j
A full line of Fresh Gro- i
ceries and a line of I
General Merchandise I
on hand all the time. Call 11
or phone us and we will send I
your order to you. ?
Pendergrass Brothers Co. I !
Kingstree, - - S. C. | j
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ster display in ou
inery Elegance ai
isit our Millinery
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Goods
DON'T I
HARR'
He has just opei
Kingstree (temporal
Hotel building) and
line of spick, span
dies and Gentlenen.
For the ladies h
ray-of the latest thi
Crepes, Ratio
For the Men he
Shirts, Collars, Ned
Give him a call,
new hoe. He will
serve you.
Remember the pi
Hotebbuilding, oppo
Harry
WE WANT 5,0G
Live Wires That Ai
Energy ot 2,000 Volt*
Efficiency?Men Wli
$300 a Month.
These are needed to
Weekly Constitution, the 1
whole country. It is given
a daily, for only $1.00 a y
farmer or villager and all
The clubbing offers and
better than ever before,
fire and are often worth 1
HERE IS Al
A Florida agent, from a town
club of 27 names and followed il
that he secured after he had mai
ing his day's work with 31 subst
day. Now, why could not you c
He was not the only agent wl
that same date; another,from a i
27 names and said he missed se<
would have made it 40 names, ,
canvass.
That is what we want. Men
cality and know how to present i
the business. Can you do it? If !
canvasser's outfit free and give fi
to 810 a day man, this is your ji
Address all orders and remitta
TRI-WEEKLY G0NSTI1
2-5-4t
Let Us Print You s?
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Department on
ursday, Apr
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ned a new store in
ily in the KeUahan
is showing beautiful
new goods for La
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e has a beautiful arings
in Dress Goods:
es, Ginghams.
has a nice line of
[wear, Socks, Etc.
look over his nice, j
be glad to see and
lace?in the Kellahan
site the Court House
r Riff III
10 LIVE AlifcIN 15
e Surcharged with an
ige and 100 PerCent
io Can Earn $200 to
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connect up with The Trilivest
newspaper wire in the
three times a week, almost
ear?the best paper for the !
he wants. !
premiums given with it are !
They are taking like wild !
the full subscription price. :
.V INSTANCE: j
l of less than 300 people, 3ent in a
!, in the next mail with four more
led his order to us?thus complet- I
:riptions,and cleared $7.75 for his i
lo that?
io sent in a fairly good club on J
small Georgia town,sent a club of
?ing some of the folks, else he
just a clear $10 bill for a day's
i
who know the people of their lo- !
a good offer attractively and get ! j
so, we want you. We furnish the J j
ill instructions. If you area $7.50 j
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AN ACCOUNT. HOW DOES 1
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A good WORKABLE BAN!
everv successful business man
BANK OF E
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All kinds?P:
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Always a drc
fully selecte<
hand. Aiwa;
a sale or swa;
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This is not a Prize Contest. Ever}'
who fills out and mails the corner cc
; pon can earn this high-grade Bicycle
! for very little effort during spare
time. ASK "The Bicycle Man."
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