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xmmmmmmmmmmmr I DRY I K XtiiiUUiUlilUiiUutiiiiUiUti The Rutledge Protest. We have no idea the protest of th Kutledge county advocates w:l amount to anything more than giving some lawyers at) opportunity to cop per some Lake City gold. We hav been told there was a meeting heli in I^ake City last Monday night, am * * aU it was put up straigrn 10 me muur hags to pull the purse strings o somebody would have to go down th pike with his clothes under his arm The appeal meant help or hobc But notwithstanding the help given hobo will be the result if it depend on getting liutledge. ? Mannin Times. This Came from New York. A New Yorker, dming a Phila delphia friend, desired to show hie all the delicacies of the season. On dish in particular the Philadelphia! exclaimed over in delight. "That is made of snails," said hi New York host. "Don't you hav .S11U1IS Hi 1 iJll??v >y.~. "Ob, yes/' responded the Phila delphiau; "but we can't catch th pesky things."?September Lippin ntit's. The Rlthmic LoversThe Arrow Rock Statesman saj a lovelorn swain wrote the followiu; rime to his lady love: If I had a-known you'd A-wanted to went I'd a sure come and took yon. You bet your last cent. The girl replies as follows: If I'd thunk that's What you'd a did. You bet I'd a wrete you To take me, old kid. ?Atlanta Constitution. Men and Shoes. How much a man is like his shoes; For instance, each a soul may lose: Both have been tanned,both made tight By cobblers. Ix-th get left and right. Both need a mate to be complete, And both are made to go on feet. They both need heeling, oft are sold, AUCI DOlll in llUit- win luni iv iiiwu. With shoes the last is first; with mei Tlie firstshall betlie last; and when The ^ho?'8 Wear out ihey're mende< new; When rn?'n wear out they're men dear too. They both are tread upou, and both Will tread on others, nothing loth. Both have their ties and both incline, When jiolished, in the world to shine; And both peg out; now would vol choose To be a man, or be his *hoes'r ? ? Wanted?The News. Says the Powersville (Ga) Kecort 'The friends of this paper will pleai hand us in news items when they ai fresh. We prefer not to publish birth after the child is weaued, marriage after the honeymoon over, or a death after the widow married again.'' "Outward Bound." With line effect Robert Lovema sings of "Outward Bound": "When I am outward bound at last, About my couch 1 pray, No ghosts of sins from out my past Will drive mv peace away. 'I trust none come from out those yeai And my departure see, Or whisper in my dying ears. 'Do you remember me?' " Heard In BilMIIe. 'What*s the legislature a-dcin' c now?" ':Well, ef the hot air means an] thing, it must be a-playin' of th devil.or a-raisin' of the place wha he lives at ."--Atlanta Constitution. The jewelers in Oregon want tli ladies to "cut out" the poor littl horned toads on their hat pins. An of course they will. 4 mmwnmmmmmmmtmmw! IJi/ A T Our buyor is GOODS, INGSTRE umuuuuiUHiMlUltiitillililllili llltllHIHIHIillilMiiMo THE TEtlCE-A-WEEK WORLD. The Greatest Newspaper oi its Type. t' 1 it Always Tells the Truth as It Is, Promptly and Fully, 5 Read in Every English Speaking Country. ) i It has invariably been the 1 great etlort of the Thrice-a-Week y edition of the New York World r to publish the news impartially ^ in order 'hat it may be an accuc rate reporter of what has hap pened. It tells the truth, irre? spective of part}*, and for that , reason has achieved a position s with the public unique among papers of its class. v If you want the news as it really is, subscribe to the ThriceaWeek edition of the New YorkWorld, which comes to you every other day,except Sunday,and " is,thus practically a daily at the u price of a weekly, e The Thrice-a-Week World's , regular subscription price is only $1.00 per year, and this ! oavs for 156 papers. We ofer 8 this unequalled newspaper and e The County Kecori> together for one year for $1.75. The regular subscription price * of the two papers is $2.25. e Girls, beware! A lot of the young hoys who pose as candy kids develop later in life into lemon drops. An observing Nebraska bachelor ,r says that women and newspapers should never be judged by their ; wrapp trs. r.hrict#ninn the Twins. In an English village a miner's wife presented him with twlus. At the usual tiuie the twins had to be christened, and George, his wife and his friends proceeded to the church to fix the names of the children. The minister asked the father the names of the twins, and he quite proudly replied: "Steak and Kidney, sor!" "Come, come!" replied the minster. "These are odd names for your children!" "What d'ye mean. Geordie?" cried his wife. "It's Kate and Sidney." t? "Aye, it is, sor. Aa thout it was like summit to eat!" shouted George promptly. Aim High. To the formation of a good character it is of the highest imjHjrtance that i you have a commanding object in view and that your aim in life be ele'? vated. Set your standard high, and though you may not reach it you can hardly fail to rise higher than if you aimed at some inferior excellence.? Joel Hawes. 11 Temperament Doesn't Count. They hadn't seen each other for several years, the two women. They looked at each other, afraid to ask after their husbands. Finally one spoke. I; "You kuow," she said, "that my hus e band and I are no longer living together. He left me flat on my back lu e a hospital. He wrote me that he a thought all artists should have their a freedom, that they should not be bound Dy ramny tips, i supiiusv, nim a 13 sigh. "that It was what one would call IS the artistic temperament." "It Is not altogether confined to artists," said the other woman. "My husband was a plumber, and be did the same." WcakT Kidneys Osuss mors Iron bis thu any other irru ?f the body. Tbs fa notion of ui kidneys is to aipirtU lnorranlo salt and watsr la the yro> ssas of circulation, and to rsaqve Uia and their nttendantpolsons froa tbs body throujh tbs bladdsr. Therefore wbsa tbs kidneys bscoae dlssassd aid wsak they are naturally aaabls to psrfora tbslr wsrk properly, ami pains In tnebaolc, lsfiaamatlen of tie bladder sad urinary disorders ars tbs resale. It Is laaaratlTS that a prompt relief bs afforded, which to laposslble unless yffa remove tbs cause, * ? ?- - a a a M>? ,r DeWitfs Kidney and oiaaoer raw promptly allmlaat* polaoni from tha jftm ui at tha sama tima maka tha kldaaja wall r aad atroaf. IP For Weak Kldneya, Batkaoh*. laRammaMon of the bladdar aad all ir urinary trouble* D# Witt'* Kidney " aad Bladder Pill* are maeurpae**d. A Week'a Treatment for 25a. Maaer baek If they hlL ie For Sale by W L Wallace. d Old papers for sale at this office. CH TH now in Northern marl DRESS Look for nmioiiiicemt E DRY iMwawMMiMMiwuuMw . HIS WIFE'S CHOICE. The Worried Man, the Wall Pnper and the Comment cf the Clerk. AVitli an apologetic air the worried n an, who had hceii gazing in | i the decorator's window?, finally en- j I tered and asked to sec simples of, wall paper. "Ahout what price!'" asked the clerk. "Tifiv cent? a Toll." said the man., "My wife won't pay anv more." | "Well." -aid the clerk, taking | down a roll, "here is something in j j light colors that"? "Oh, no; that won't do. My wife says the children get light colored I paper soiled too quickly/' "Here is something in a darker . shade with"? i ' r"? . %. 1 i 11 "\W . 'ft " J liar won t no at an. My wne wouldn't like that because it makes ; the room too dark." : <fHere is a dopier, in a medium . tone"? "I'm afraid not," said the man nervously. "That has a small figure, and my wife says small figures are always monotonous." "Then how about this?" asked < the clerk wearily, "with the big . roses in it and the"? "I'm sure that wouldn't suit my j wife," was the answer. "She thinks | the room is too small for large fig- , ures." I "We have a very pretty pattern done in a conventionalized"? "Oh, please don't say that!"L begged the man. "My wife told me j particularly not to get anything of * # that kind. She thinks they are too dead looking." "In that case," said the clerk desperately, "we have the very thing ?medium background, with small flowers sprinkled on it in Reutral colors, altogether a very"? "I'm afraid that is hardly it," j said the man,, looking ?nore worried than ever. "My wife says flowers on wall paper never look like anythin? but smudges." "Say," said the clerk, rolling up his stock, "you don't want wall pa?cr. You want a divorce."?New j 'ork Herald. j i Fruitless Effort. A certain venerable citizen of a j Pennsylvania city entertains no 1 high esteem of his eldest daughter's musical abilities. There being a guest one evening, the old gentleman was, to his dis-! gust, compelled to spend an entire evening in the "parlor," while his daughter accomplished her whole repertory for the edification of the ! stranger. "Ah," said the latter, turning to the old man when one selection nad been achieved, "there are some songs that will never die!" "You're right." growled the old man. "My daughter puts in a good deal of her time trying to kill 'em, but unavailingly, sir, unarailingly!" ?Harper's Wecklv. : IJPOTwNT bkxoast)!)/ ? t/iqpqu ?, herWee Mopth 1 X * m. m M. i/ in FloridaA passenger service i and comfort,equipped w Dining, Sleeping and T For rates, schedule, r tion, write to WM. J. < Oener, mrmmmmmmmmmmmmr IIS S iots soleetinu: Fall and GOODS, nit when he returns. GOODS JiUmumUUUilUUUUUiUiUttlUi THE TOWN THAT PUSH BUILT II.?The Sensible Grocery Man HERE is the grocery man who got The money for things the workman bought, "" And while he still was feeling glad He read the local butcher's ad. > He quickly hurried down the street > And bought a good supply of meat, For which'a settlement he made With the money the honest workman ' paid. n o TL.i ; J..i ...? I r O. i ne IULUI UCUitr u uy j uy iv jnuJJ Will always advertise his stuff. 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