The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, August 26, 1909, Image 8
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The Rutledge Protest.
We have no idea the protest of th
Kutledge county advocates w:l
amount to anything more than giving
some lawyers at) opportunity to cop
per some Lake City gold. We hav
been told there was a meeting heli
in I^ake City last Monday night, am
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it was put up straigrn 10 me muur
hags to pull the purse strings o
somebody would have to go down th
pike with his clothes under his arm
The appeal meant help or hobc
But notwithstanding the help given
hobo will be the result if it depend
on getting liutledge. ? Mannin
Times.
This Came from New York.
A New Yorker, dming a Phila
delphia friend, desired to show hie
all the delicacies of the season. On
dish in particular the Philadelphia!
exclaimed over in delight.
"That is made of snails," said hi
New York host. "Don't you hav
.S11U1IS Hi 1 iJll??v >y.~.
"Ob, yes/' responded the Phila
delphiau; "but we can't catch th
pesky things."?September Lippin
ntit's.
The Rlthmic LoversThe
Arrow Rock Statesman saj
a lovelorn swain wrote the followiu;
rime to his lady love:
If I had a-known you'd
A-wanted to went
I'd a sure come and took yon.
You bet your last cent.
The girl replies as follows:
If I'd thunk that's
What you'd a did.
You bet I'd a wrete you
To take me, old kid.
?Atlanta Constitution.
Men and Shoes.
How much a man is like his shoes;
For instance, each a soul may lose:
Both have been tanned,both made tight
By cobblers. Ix-th get left and right.
Both need a mate to be complete,
And both are made to go on feet.
They both need heeling, oft are sold,
AUCI DOlll in llUit- win luni iv iiiwu.
With shoes the last is first; with mei
Tlie firstshall betlie last; and when
The ^ho?'8 Wear out ihey're mende<
new;
When rn?'n wear out they're men dear
too.
They both are tread upou, and both
Will tread on others, nothing loth.
Both have their ties and both incline,
When jiolished, in the world to shine;
And both peg out; now would vol
choose
To be a man, or be his *hoes'r
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Wanted?The News.
Says the Powersville (Ga) Kecort
'The friends of this paper will pleai
hand us in news items when they ai
fresh. We prefer not to publish
birth after the child is weaued,
marriage after the honeymoon
over, or a death after the widow
married again.''
"Outward Bound."
With line effect Robert Lovema
sings of "Outward Bound":
"When I am outward bound at last,
About my couch 1 pray,
No ghosts of sins from out my past
Will drive mv peace away.
'I trust none come from out those yeai
And my departure see,
Or whisper in my dying ears.
'Do you remember me?' "
Heard In BilMIIe.
'What*s the legislature a-dcin' c
now?"
':Well, ef the hot air means an]
thing, it must be a-playin' of th
devil.or a-raisin' of the place wha
he lives at ."--Atlanta Constitution.
The jewelers in Oregon want tli
ladies to "cut out" the poor littl
horned toads on their hat pins. An
of course they will.
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Girls, beware! A lot of the young
hoys who pose as candy kids develop
later in life into lemon drops.
An observing Nebraska bachelor
,r says that women and newspapers
should never be judged by their
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r.hrict#ninn the Twins.
In an English village a miner's wife
presented him with twlus. At the
usual tiuie the twins had to be christened,
and George, his wife and his
friends proceeded to the church to fix
the names of the children. The minister
asked the father the names of the
twins, and he quite proudly replied:
"Steak and Kidney, sor!"
"Come, come!" replied the minster.
"These are odd names for your children!"
"What d'ye mean. Geordie?" cried
his wife. "It's Kate and Sidney."
t? "Aye, it is, sor. Aa thout it was like
summit to eat!" shouted George
promptly.
Aim High.
To the formation of a good character
it is of the highest imjHjrtance that
i you have a commanding object in
view and that your aim in life be ele'?
vated. Set your standard high, and
though you may not reach it you can
hardly fail to rise higher than if you
aimed at some inferior excellence.?
Joel Hawes.
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Temperament Doesn't Count.
They hadn't seen each other for several
years, the two women. They
looked at each other, afraid to ask
after their husbands. Finally one
spoke.
I; "You kuow," she said, "that my hus e
band and I are no longer living together.
He left me flat on my back lu
e a hospital. He wrote me that he
a thought all artists should have their
a freedom, that they should not be bound
Dy ramny tips, i supiiusv, nim a
13 sigh. "that It was what one would call
IS the artistic temperament."
"It Is not altogether confined to artists,"
said the other woman. "My
husband was a plumber, and be did
the same."
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Kidneys
Osuss mors Iron bis thu any other irru ?f
the body. Tbs fa notion of ui kidneys is to
aipirtU lnorranlo salt and watsr la the yro>
ssas of circulation, and to rsaqve Uia and
their nttendantpolsons froa tbs body throujh
tbs bladdsr. Therefore wbsa tbs kidneys
bscoae dlssassd aid wsak they are naturally
aaabls to psrfora tbslr wsrk properly, ami
pains In tnebaolc, lsfiaamatlen of tie bladder
sad urinary disorders ars tbs resale. It Is
laaaratlTS that a prompt relief bs afforded,
which to laposslble unless yffa remove tbs
cause,
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,r DeWitfs Kidney and oiaaoer raw
promptly allmlaat* polaoni from tha jftm
ui at tha sama tima maka tha kldaaja wall
r aad atroaf.
IP For Weak Kldneya, Batkaoh*. laRammaMon
of the bladdar aad all
ir urinary trouble* D# Witt'* Kidney
" aad Bladder Pill* are maeurpae**d.
A Week'a Treatment for 25a.
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. HIS WIFE'S CHOICE.
The Worried Man, the Wall Pnper and
the Comment cf the Clerk.
AVitli an apologetic air the worried
n an, who had hceii gazing in |
i the decorator's window?, finally en- j
I tered and asked to sec simples of,
wall paper.
"Ahout what price!'" asked the
clerk.
"Tifiv cent? a Toll." said the man.,
"My wife won't pay anv more."
| "Well." -aid the clerk, taking |
down a roll, "here is something in j
j light colors that"?
"Oh, no; that won't do. My wife
says the children get light colored I
paper soiled too quickly/'
"Here is something in a darker
. shade with"? i
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" J liar won t no at an. My wne
wouldn't like that because it makes ;
the room too dark." :
<fHere is a dopier, in a medium .
tone"?
"I'm afraid not," said the man
nervously. "That has a small figure,
and my wife says small figures
are always monotonous."
"Then how about this?" asked <
the clerk wearily, "with the big .
roses in it and the"?
"I'm sure that wouldn't suit my j
wife," was the answer. "She thinks |
the room is too small for large fig- ,
ures." I
"We have a very pretty pattern
done in a conventionalized"?
"Oh, please don't say that!"L
begged the man. "My wife told me j
particularly not to get anything of * #
that kind. She thinks they are too
dead looking."
"In that case," said the clerk desperately,
"we have the very thing
?medium background, with small
flowers sprinkled on it in Reutral
colors, altogether a very"?
"I'm afraid that is hardly it," j
said the man,, looking ?nore worried
than ever. "My wife says flowers
on wall paper never look like anythin?
but smudges."
"Say," said the clerk, rolling up
his stock, "you don't want wall pa?cr.
You want a divorce."?New j
'ork Herald.
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Fruitless Effort.
A certain venerable citizen of a
j Pennsylvania city entertains no
1 high esteem of his eldest daughter's
musical abilities.
There being a guest one evening,
the old gentleman was, to his dis-!
gust, compelled to spend an entire
evening in the "parlor," while his
daughter accomplished her whole
repertory for the edification of the !
stranger.
"Ah," said the latter, turning to
the old man when one selection nad
been achieved, "there are some
songs that will never die!"
"You're right." growled the old
man. "My daughter puts in a good
deal of her time trying to kill 'em,
but unavailingly, sir, unarailingly!"
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HERE is the grocery man who got
The money for things the workman
bought, ""
And while he still was feeling glad
He read the local butcher's ad. >
He quickly hurried down the street >
And bought a good supply of meat,
For which'a settlement he made
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