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PAGE 2—The Newberry Sun, Newberry, S. C., Thursday, Sept. 12, 1968 tm 1218 College St., Newberry, S. C. 29108 PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY O. F. Armfield, Jr., Owner Second-Class Postage Paid at Newberry, South Carolina SUBSCRIPTION RATES: $2.00 per year in advance. Six Months $1.25. The Exchange Club of New berry presented Mrs. Clara D. Wertz the Book of Golden Deeds Award at the quarterly Ladies Nigrht meeting at the clubhouse on lake Murray on September 3rd. Harry Moose presented the award in recog nition of Mrs. Wertz’ service to her church and to the youth youth of the community. United Fund workers named Divisional chairmen who will head this year’s financial drive by the Newberry County United Fund were named today by D. B. Brittain, general chairman of the campaign. The campaign will be conducted the first two weeks of October. In explaining the organiza tion of this year’s camnaign — committee, Mr. Brittain point ed out that two additional div isions had been added to those of previous years. “We have created a division of professional people and another for persons involved in public education,” Mr. Brit tain said. “This expansion of our organization serves the two-fold purpose of reducing the amount of work imposed on one chairman and assures us that everyone is solicited for a contribution.” Persons selected to head the eight United Fund campaign divisions are: Industrial, R. R. Brown; commercial W. J. Raffield, E. Outlying, T. H. Leitzsey; West Outlying, P. H. Senn; Public employees, Thomas Buzhardt; Public Education, Ralph Wat kins; Residential, Mrs. Ann Taylor and Mrs. Erlene I^mi- nack; and Professional, Col. James Holcombe. In addition, Dave Morison and Raffield will serve as campaign vice chair men. A campaign kick-off banquet will be held in the Community Hall in Newberry Monday night, September 30. All cam paign workers will be invited to this dinner meeting. HELP WANTED Skilled & unskilled; carpenters, electric ians, plumbers, sheet metal men, final finishers, needed for increased production. Start ing salary $1.60 and above, ac cording to ability and exper ience. Apply EMPRESS Homes KINARDS, S. C. Augl-3t Make No Mistake “ It As a customer you are the finest asset that we possess. You add spring to our step and joy to our heart. You make life worth living for with out you we couldn't exist. Make no mistake ... we keep this in mind when we help you choose your insurance with care, assist you in the prompt settlement of a claim. WE WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR AGENT! YOUR PRIVATE BANKERS "Whatsoever Things By DONALD E WILDMON Minister Lee Acres United Methodist Church TUPELO MISSISSIPPI After he lost a bid for re-election, City Councilman Walter E. Berrick, Jr., of Danville, Virginia, filed a cam paign expense account of $79.81. The final entry was 62c for aspirin! And every mother knows which side the bread is buttered on—the side the kids drop on the kitchen floor! Because his vehicle was getting low on gas, R. J. Burns stopped at a ser vice station in Kannapolis, North Caro lina, and said, “Please fill ‘er up.” Ad mittedly, there’s nothing unusual about that except that Burns was at the controls of a helicopter and not a car! An editor received a story from one of his reporters about the theft of 2,- 025 pigs from one farmer, said the Van Horn, Texas, weekly Advocate (which, incidentally, carries “What soever Things”), recently. Curious about the large number, he called the farmer. “Are you the one who had 2,025 pigs stolen?” the editor asked. “Yeth, I thure am,” replied the farm er. “Thanks,” said the editor. He re wrote the story to report the theft of two sows and 25 pigs. Oh, me! Y r ou can’t win them all! It was a thad thory. Then there is the true story of what happened up in Ohio. The residents of Bazetta Township are waging war against a chicken farmer whose stock they say is odiferous. They are taking the case to court. But until the court decides something, they have satisfied themselves with this sign by the town limits: “Entering Stinkville, popula tion 72,000 stinking chickens. Unfit for human habitation.” Out in Longview, Texas, the police man read the note on the windshield of a car parked in a no parking area. It read: “I have circled this block 10 times, and I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” The officer wrote a note of his own and left it on the windshield. It read: “I have circled this block for 20 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I will lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.” Finally, there was the case of Har ry Price of Long Eaton, England. Giv en only a few weeks to live when he received a disability discharge from the army back in 1917, he this year celebrated his 101st birthday! That brings us around to the Car penter’s Way of life. People counted it cut soon after it begun. Down through the years it has continued to live and grow despite the fact that it was “supposed” to die. Just a few years back one of the famous Beat les singing group repeated this tale that “Christianity is on the way out.” For 2000 years men have been doom ing His Way to death, but it continues to live. “On this rock I will build my :hurch, and the gates of hell shall lot prevail against it.” You know, ’m inclined to believe that He told .he truth. —Five Star Features Immediate Openings for TRAINEES In following job classifications: Slubber Tenders Drawing Tenders Doffers Loom Fixers Weavers NEWBERRY MILLS, INC. 1017 TARRANT ST. NEWBERRY, S. C. Apply at Personnel Office from 8:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. Monday through Friday. 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