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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. G CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AGENTS HoirtfteWIVES, cfftce and factory wor£ erg, nurses and others wanted to sell spare time, a new Face and Hand Lotion that Is absolutely guaranteed to sell. For details write Charmell Cosmetics Co., S8e Jackson Avenue, Memphis, Tean. ADVERTISING—Earn money seeing cal- endars and specialties to high type busi ness organizations. Full or part time. Samples supplied by well rated company. Write Dept. Wl, Liberty Advertising Com- pany, Swarthmore, Pa. AUTOS, TRUCKS & ACCESS. WHITEWALL Tires: Surplus! New 1st quality Dunlop Gold Cup in wrappers. Not recaps, etc. Less than list. RAMSAY RACING TEAM. 1210 E. 65th. CHICAGO 15, ILLINOIS. DODGE—1960 ten wheeler, sleeper, 2 1 & tons. Straight air, horns, 20 ft. reefer, stick, band control, good rubber and shape. George Denman, Box 21, DeBary, Fla, ganford 1720 J S BUSINESS A INVEST. OPPOR. DRIVE-IN equipment. Complete booth equiWuent. including Simplex projectors, RCA sound. 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'Haai RIMIN' TIME Ooe Shrink, a timid fuddy- duddy, Writes he-man NovEisjiouoH AND BLOODY- By POSEN Writes urns children's FAIRY TALES. BESSIE By NICK P£NN MUTT AND JEFF HO I DON'T INOBODV WANTS TO RENT ^ ghosts/Von sleep in it TONIGHT/ By Bud Fisher JEFF/ V IVE \| WHERE HAVE f BEEN YOU BEEN FOR COMING THE LAST \ BACK/ THREE DAYS?, JITTER By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY ESP By Bert Thomas 'How's the house cleaning coming along. Dear?" But he's a NEW bo» friend. Dad I Why CANT you pretend to be tne butler just this once?* TRUE PATRIOT There was much excitement In die local general store, for it had been rumored that Jeremiah, the proprietor, had received an offitial letter from Washington. The towns folk dropped in, one by one, and waited to hear a report, but none seemed forthcoming. Finally, un able to contain his curiosity longer, one citizen spoke up, ’Say, Jere miah, they tell us you got a right important letter today—direct from Washington. What's it about?” ‘Td sure like to tell you, but I’m danged if I know meself. That thar enve lope had a big stamp right on top "Return to Sender after Five Days” and naturally, bein' it’s official, I got to follow orders.” Changes Made This is what Smith dictated to his blonde steno: “In conformity with our recent conversation we have booked you today for 100 drums of linseed oil” And this is what she wrote: “In conformity with our receql conver sation, we have hooked you today for 100 drums of linseed off.” Smith now has a brunette stenog rapher. Candid Comment The fear that India, with its 345 millions and an expanding birth rate, may some day rule the world is groundless. Wait until they find out about the automobile. That's a device that’s guaranteed to keep down the population of any country. ALWAYS HAPPENS Strolling through the card room of a businessmen’s club, a member was surprised to see three men and a dog playing poker. Pausing to watch, he commented on the ex traordinary performance of the dog. “He’s not so smart,” the dog’s owner said in digust. “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.” Lew Down Pausing beside the Swedish maid In the hall of the New Orleans hotel, the house detective said out of the side of his mouth, “Know anything about the sporty-looking old gent in 416?” “Aye tank he owns a plantation, * she answered. “What’ makes’ you think so?” queried the dick. “Veil,” she replied, “ven I vas dustin’ by bis door, I heard him say, •Let’s have anodder drink, den go out and raise cane sugar.’ ” SOME FEAT Mrs. Whoozit: “Doctor, I wish you would see my husband r be blows smoke rings from his nose, and I’m terribly frightened.” Psychiitrist: “Well, that’s a bit unusual that he blows them from his nose, but nothing to be alarmed about. Many smokers blow smoke rings by the hour.” Mrs. Whoozit: “I know, Doctor, but my husband doesn’t smoke.” Not So Funny! Mrs. Lawton found little Willy sobbing in the basement of the house. “Why, Willy, whatever is the matter?” she asked. “The ham mer fell on Daddy’s foot,” said Willy, between sobs, and then be gan to cry even more. “But, Willy dear, that nothing to cry about,” said his mother. “I didn’t think so either,” said Willy, “and I didn’t cry—I laughed.” TROUBLE AHEAD “I Just got out of prison this morning,” a traveler told a man on the train. “It’s going to be tough facing old friends.” “I can sympathise with you,” said the other, “Pm Just getting home from Congress.” WHO ELSE ' A man sitting at his window one evening casually called to his wife: “There goes that .woman Charley Smith is so terribly in love with.” His wife, in the kitchen, dropped a plate she was drying, ran through the door, knocked over a lamp, and looked out the window. .“Where, where?” she cried. “There,” he said, “that woman in the gabardine suit, on the comer.” “You idiot,” she hissed, “that’s his wife.” “Yes, of course,” he replied. Smart Cookie! “I know the kind of man you’re looking for,” George complained to his dream boat, Millie. “If I were only rich you’d accept me fast enough.” Millie smiled. “You know, George,” shj re marked. "that’s the nicest compli ment I have ever received. It’s most flattering.” “Flattering that you’re a gold- digger?” “Exactly,” the girl replied. “All the other fellows tell me how beau tiful, how graceful, how charming I am. But you’re the first one to give me credit for having common sense.” In a Hurry A young man barged into a mini ster’s home, a lovely young lady in tow, and exclaimed, “We want to get married. I beg you to make the ceremony as short as possible. Here are the credentials. They’re in order. Those two ladies knitting over there will do as witnesses.” The Minister, amused, performed the ritual, pocketed his fee and then protested, “Remember the old adage about marrying in haste, my children. What’s your hurry?” The young man, already half way to the door, said over his shoulder, ••We’re double parked!” CAUSE FOB HAPPINESS A Kansas cyclone hit a farm house just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the bed on which the farmer and his wife slept and set it down gently In the back 40. The wife was crying softly, “Don’t be scared, Mary,” her husband said, “we’re not hurt.” Mary continued to cry. ‘Tm not scared,” she responded between sobs. “I’m Just happy ’cause this is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together.” 7 — % Maybe True “Papa, what is a low-brow?” “A low-brow, my son, is a person who likes the funny papers, snappy stories^ girl shows, and the like, and doesn’t mind saying so.” “And what is a high-brow, papa?” “A high-brow, my son, is a low brow who won’t admit it.” Notation Inscription, in big block letters and red ink, discovered by a Latin professor in the inside cover of his most troublesome student’s text book: “In case of fire, be sure to throw this book in.” SAD RESULTS A little girl was watching her mother spread cold cream on her face. “What’s it for, mummy?” asked the tot. “That’s ^ to make me beautiful, darling,” replied her mother. She watched her mother remove the cream, and then in a tone of sadness, whispered, “It didn't work did it?” NEW VERSION “So you and your wife have been fighting again, have yon, O’Malley?”, asked the Judge. “Liquor?” “No your honor,” replied O’Malley. “She won this tfmo.’* Not Trusted Jeanne, aged four, was fishing with her father, who was wearing his fishing license on the back of his hat Not having a great deal of luck, Jeanne offered the following suggestion: “Daddy, turn your hat around so the fish can tee your license.” SES Chairs, Table Are Simple Home Projects T HESE comfortable, light and graceful chairs and the folding table are simple projects for the home carpenter. Pattern 34B foi chairs and 349 for the table givo actual-size cutting guides. Pattern 229 shows every step for making cement flagstones. Patterns are 25c Gcich WORKSHOP PATTERN SERVICE Drawer 10 Bedford Hills, New York uh i Convenient Why did you cut the sleeve out of your overcoat? So I could put it on without tak ing my books out of my hand. Too Weak Hole-proof hose don’t wear well< I think they do. I mean, they don’t seem to stand up. Maybe you don’t wear them long jenough. Drinker's Lament You put in whisky to make it strong; water to make it weak; i.emon tp make it sour and sugar j make it sweet. It makes me jockeyed to think of it. One More—Poof! Have a cocktail—have. a Cue* jer’s Last Stand? •1, What is that? / One more and you'll fall. A SOOTHIHG DRESSING nmrati aisei. THE ANSWER TO OXFORD'S I Pilgrim Bible qpiz | 8. Jothui and hi* awn wen com? manded by the Lord to circle the ritr once a day for six days and seven times on the seventh day (set Jssitur, 6:3*20 m the Pilgrim Edition •/ /it# 'Holg Bible).' Free Yourself from laxative slavery Try this delightful family break fast treat! Eat a generous bowlful (about % cup) of crisp, toasty Kellogg’s all-bran with sugar and cream. Drink plenty of liquids.! all-bran Is the natural laxative cereal that may help you back to youthful regularity* lost because of lack of bulk In your diet. It’s the only type ready-to-eat cereal that supplies all the bulk you may need. High in cereal protein, rich In iron, provides essential B and D vitamins. Not habit- forming. Why don’t you try it? Kellogg’s is so sure you’ll like all-bran that if you’re not com pletely satisfied niter 10 days, send empty carton to Kellogg's, Battle Creek, Mich., and get *OUBLK TOUR KONST BACK I