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A sympathetic redcap, watching their performance, finally came up to them and suggested: "Why don't you go across to the bus terminal? One leaves there every two min utes/* UNIMPRESSIVE The Texan had struck ofl and grown very wealthy almost over night He outfitted himself with some "good clothes’* and went to New York. His efforts to impress the personnel at the New York hotel were very disappointing, he thought, considering his immense wealth. De termining to give them something to talk -about he went into the swanky dining room for breakfast one tnorning. and when the waiter handed him a menu he waved it aside and said, as casually as pos sible: "Never mind. Just bring me twenty dollars worth of ham and eggs.’* The waiter bowed, ever so slight ly, and said, "Sorry, sir, but we do not serve half-portions In this hotel.’* Just Skidding Lady motorist: "It’s snowing and sleeting, end I'd like to buy some chains for my tires.’* Grocer: "Sorry, ma’am, but we only sell groceries here.’* Lady: "How annoying! They told me this was a chain store.** Double Definition When the cashier of an Oklahoma bank absconded with the day’s de posits, a detective wus hastily sum moned to the scene of the crime. "Describe the missing cashier," demanded the dick. "Is he tall or short?’’ The bank president said, "Both.’* Looking Back "Whenever my wife and I quarrel ’"she becomes historical.’* “You mean hysterical.** "No, historical. She peeps bring* ing up my past NOTHING SPECIAL Maw and Paw left their mountain farm for the first time in ten years to attend the county fair. While strolling through the fair grounds, they passed a demonstration stand when a well-known company was exhibiting one of its washing ma chines in operation. Paw looked at the glass door in the machine’s front and at the wildly gyrating clothes, suds and water and then remarked to Maw: "Well, all I can say is, if that's television, they can have it!’* Smart Pupil Teacher—"If your mother went downtown and bought a new hat and had it delivered C.O.D., what would that mean?’’ Pupil—“Call On Daddy.** Inside the Law When they tried him the judge let him go free. Why? The robber was deaf. What has that got to do with it? Well, don’t you know that you can’t convict a man without a hear ing? Good Bis Old Zeke, a vegetable peddler, ap peared one day with two pushcarts instead of one. "What's the idea of having two carts?’’ a regular cus tomer asked. "Business she’s a ver- ra good, so I open a brancha da office,’* was the reply. 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A Veteran Doctor, brightly, to youthful pa tient about to have an inoculation: "Now, then, my boy, we are going to draw a picture on your arm.’* Little Fellow: "You can cut out the soft stuff. Doc. I’ve been through all this before.’* HE’S "WESTING** A lady opening her Icebox spies a drunk there. Lady: "What are you doing in my icebox?’* Drunk: “This Is a Westing- house, Isn’t It?" Lady: “Yes." Drunk: "I’m just ‘Westing!’ *' f " ■ —-■■■■ - ■ ■ . Stay in Tune Supervisor to idle clerk: "Don’t just loaf about. Why dor’t you prac tice selling to the other clerks un til a customer comes in?" Take Your Choice Customer (to butcher) — "Pork chops, please, and make them lean.” Butcher — "Forwards or back wards, lady?*’ Q- ilHfhfiii Floor Boards Winter is a good time to fix spaces between boards in a floor. For then the home’s heating sys tem is in operation and the floor boards have shrunk. 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