The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 29, 1952, Image 7
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WYLDE AND WOOLY
i hate new York/ it's too
FAST, TOO CROWDED, AN'TOO NOISY.
THEY OUGHTA GIVE THIS TOWN
BACK TO THE INJUNS.
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NEXT TRAIN WEST
GIVE ME THE CACTUS
COUNTRY
py pert inamas
WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL HANG
AROUND GOOD OLD GOTHAM
ANOTHER 3 OR 4 WEEKS/
"WHAT Christmas thank-you notes? - I thanked
Ed for the cigars weeks ago, and I'll thank
you right now for the necktie!"
FASTER SERVICE
They were very young, very much
in love; and obviously the railroad
station was the only place they
could find to demonstrate their af
fection. Whenever a train was due
to depart they hurried over to the
gate and enjoyed a long and fond
embrace, as though one of them was
seeing the other off for the last time.
A sympathetic redcap, watching
their performance, finally came up
to them and suggested: "Why don't
you go across to the bus terminal?
One leaves there every two min
utes/*
UNIMPRESSIVE
The Texan had struck ofl and
grown very wealthy almost over
night He outfitted himself with
some "good clothes’* and went to
New York. His efforts to impress
the personnel at the New York hotel
were very disappointing, he thought,
considering his immense wealth. De
termining to give them something to
talk -about he went into the swanky
dining room for breakfast one
tnorning. and when the waiter
handed him a menu he waved it
aside and said, as casually as pos
sible:
"Never mind. Just bring me
twenty dollars worth of ham and
eggs.’*
The waiter bowed, ever so slight
ly, and said,
"Sorry, sir, but we do not serve
half-portions In this hotel.’*
Just Skidding
Lady motorist: "It’s snowing and
sleeting, end I'd like to buy some
chains for my tires.’*
Grocer: "Sorry, ma’am, but we
only sell groceries here.’*
Lady: "How annoying! They told
me this was a chain store.**
Double Definition
When the cashier of an Oklahoma
bank absconded with the day’s de
posits, a detective wus hastily sum
moned to the scene of the crime.
"Describe the missing cashier,"
demanded the dick. "Is he tall or
short?’’
The bank president said, "Both.’*
Looking Back
"Whenever my wife and I quarrel
’"she becomes historical.’*
“You mean hysterical.**
"No, historical. She peeps bring*
ing up my past
NOTHING SPECIAL
Maw and Paw left their mountain
farm for the first time in ten years
to attend the county fair. While
strolling through the fair grounds,
they passed a demonstration stand
when a well-known company was
exhibiting one of its washing ma
chines in operation. Paw looked at
the glass door in the machine’s
front and at the wildly gyrating
clothes, suds and water and then
remarked to Maw:
"Well, all I can say is, if that's
television, they can have it!’*
Smart Pupil
Teacher—"If your mother went
downtown and bought a new hat and
had it delivered C.O.D., what would
that mean?’’
Pupil—“Call On Daddy.**
Inside the Law
When they tried him the judge
let him go free.
Why?
The robber was deaf.
What has that got to do with it?
Well, don’t you know that you
can’t convict a man without a hear
ing?
Good Bis
Old Zeke, a vegetable peddler, ap
peared one day with two pushcarts
instead of one. "What's the idea of
having two carts?’’ a regular cus
tomer asked. "Business she’s a ver-
ra good, so I open a brancha da
office,’* was the reply.
OUT OF NOWHERE
A gallant young husband was try*
Ing to teach his new and nervous
wife to drive a car.
They were on a narrow country
road, and the wife had been driv
ing for only a short time when she
exclaimed:
"Take the wheel quickly, darling
—here comes a tree!’*
Human Trait
Too many people stop looking for
work when they locate a job.
About Same ,
Customer—"Three of those apples
you sent me were rotten. I am
bringing them back."
Storekeeper — "That’s all right,
madam. You needn’t bring them
back. Your word is just as good as
the apples."
WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS
FORWARD QUESTION
A preacher in Atlanta had an
understanding with the janitor that
whan the janitor wanted to get off
early, the preacher would shut up
the church for him.
One night while conducting prayer
meeting, the preacher noticed that
his congregation was smiling and
he wondered if he was saying some
thing funny. He didn’t know until
he finished and looked to the back
of the room. The janitor had writ
ten on the blackboard—
"Mr. Williams Shut Up I Want To
Go Home.*'
. Great Teacher
Trouble teaches you two things:
how many friends you have and how
many people were waiting to catch
you bent over.
Wedding Bells
He was warned against the woman.
She was warned against the man.
And if that won’t make a weddin’
Why there’s nothin’ else that can.
DETAIL
A lonely young man In a big
city inserted this ad in the local
paper:
"Young man, 25 years old,
would like to meet Christian girl;
object matrimony. Have steady
job and apartment."
’The next day he received a
phone call from a young lady
who inquired:
"Is the apartment heated?'*
"You’re right, sergeant," said
the commanding officer of the in
fantry company, "that new man U
much too thin to be digging fox
holes. Put him to work cleaning
rifles."
"Yes sir," replied the sergeant,
."shall we push him through or pull
him through?"
A Veteran
Doctor, brightly, to youthful pa
tient about to have an inoculation:
"Now, then, my boy, we are going
to draw a picture on your arm.’*
Little Fellow: "You can cut out
the soft stuff. Doc. I’ve been through
all this before.’*
HE’S "WESTING**
A lady opening her Icebox spies
a drunk there.
Lady: "What are you doing in
my icebox?’*
Drunk: “This Is a Westing-
house, Isn’t It?"
Lady: “Yes."
Drunk: "I’m just ‘Westing!’ *'
f " ■ —-■■■■ - ■ ■ .
Stay in Tune
Supervisor to idle clerk: "Don’t
just loaf about. Why dor’t you prac
tice selling to the other clerks un
til a customer comes in?"
Take Your Choice
Customer (to butcher) — "Pork
chops, please, and make them
lean.”
Butcher — "Forwards or back
wards, lady?*’
Q-
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Floor Boards
Winter is a good time to fix
spaces between boards in a floor.
For then the home’s heating sys
tem is in operation and the floor
boards have shrunk. Clean the
space between boards and fill with
a paste mixture of fine sawdust
and shellac, whiting and color.
• * •
Repairing Glass Pane
A cracked pane of glass can be
temporarily weatherproofed wifih
a coat of fresh, white sheila# oa
the inside. Vision will not be ob
structed by the shellac coot.
Breezes and rain will be kept out
until the pane is replaced.
* * *
Knots in Wocd
Knots in lumber contain resin
and pitch which will eventually
"burn" through if covered direct
ly with ordinary oi? paint. To
eliminate "burning” and provide
the best coverage, give each knot
a orelimmary coat of shellac be
fore painting. The shellac' will
seal in the resin and the pitch.
• * *
Steady Bowl
To keep a bowl steady when
whipping ingredients, place H on
a wet folded cloth.
• • •
Prevent Sticking
A pan rinsed in cold water be
fore scalding milk will prevent
sticking.
a * *
Potato Idea
Small fry usually like diced
cooked potatoes served in a cream
sauce with a pretty garnish of
finely minced parsley.
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