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$T«KE. JIMM/ ! Grandma’sSayings LOTS O’ FOLKS might profit by the realization that hardenin' o’ the heart ages much faster than hard enin' o' the arteries. m Ddd Mrs. Blchsrd Oallop. Arteala. Calif.* " o<r SPEAKIN’ OF STYLE, all I can say is Miss Nu-Maid really sets the style in modern yellow margarines. Pure, sweet Nu-Maid is delicious tastin', smooth spreadin*. If you set a modern table, set it with Nu- Maid. If you keep a modern kitch en, cook with Nu-Maid. STRIKES ME the only thing wrong with child psychology is that the children don't understand it, SS paid SrelTB Still. VUllaca. Iowa* WHEN I LOOK for margarine, I alius look for the picture of Miss Nu-Maid on the package. And folks there’s a package that’s really sumpin' . . . modern in every way. Seals in Nu-Maid’s "Table-Grade'* flavor. And that churned-freah fla vor makes a big difference in my cookin’ and bakin'. **S will be paid upon publication to the first contributor of each ac cepted saying or idea . . . $10 if accepted entry is accompanied by large picture of Miss Nu-Maid from the package. Address "Grandma" 109 East Pearl Street Cincinnati 2, Ohio. ALWAYS LOOK FOR SWEET, wholesome Miss Nu-Maid on the package when you buy margarine. Miss Nu-Maid is your assurance of the finest modern margarine in the finest modern package. THE NEWBERRY STTN. NEWBERRY. S. C. VIRGIL ••1‘MTRVllsj'TDTMlKlk OF SOMETHIN]' . TO GET MV MONA FOR HER ^SlRTHPAV- WHV BOTHERf VOU DIDN'T. 6r£T HER ^ ANYTHING LAST YEAR THIS YEARS DIFFERENT.' \| I JUST SPILLED A BOTTLE OF PURPLE INK ALL OVER tk livin' room ruo By Len Klei* RIMIN' TIME . By POSEN SUFFICIENT It was a beautiful evening and Ole, who had screwed up courage to take Lena for a ride, was car ried away by the magic of the night. “Lena,” he asked, "will you marry me?” "Yes, Ole,” she answered softly, Ole lapsed into a silence that at last became painful to his fiancee. "Ole,” she said desperately, “why don’t you say something?” “Ay tank,” Ole replied, "they bane too much said already.” Good Talker An author was monopolizing the conversation with talk of his accom plishments when he was suddenly conscience stricken. "A thousand pardons,” he said to a fellow guest. "Here I am talk ing of nobody but myself. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of my new book?” So True World—A big ball which revolves on its taxes. Modern Ape A baby sitter is someone you pay to watch your television while your, child cries itself to sleep. ASSOCIATION Teacher—"What ancient ruler was it who played on the fiddle while Rome was burning?” Jimmie—“Hector, ma'am.” Teacher—"No, not Hector. Hector was no ruler, but a Trojan prince. Try again.” Jimmie—“Then it was Duke.” Teacher—"DukeT- What do you mean, Jimmie?” Jimmie—"Well, then It must have been Nero. I knew it was somebody with a dog’s name.” Not So Dumb One of the greatest marksmen of the FBI was passing through a small town, and everywhere he saw evidences of the dost amazing shooting. On trees, on walls and on fences there wpre numberless bull's eyes with the bullet hole in the absolute center. He asked to meet the person responsible for this re markable feat The man turned out to be the village idiot "This is the most wonderful marksmanship I have ever seen,” said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?” "Easy as pie,” replied the village idiot "I shoot first and draw the circle afterward.” Good Advice If you would be efficient dear— Permit me to advise. Your letters would look better if You'd dot not roll, your i’s. Could Be Son: "Why do dollars have eagles on them?” Father: "They’re symbolic of swift flight” » Marital Madcap She talked # in her sleep so he sent her home to mutter. BLESSED EVENT BESSIE MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY |T<S BEEN A LONG, HARD TRIP, BUT AT LAST WE CAN SEE THE SIGHTS WEVE ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT. By Bert Thomas SUPPOSE YOU MEN WANT TICKETS TO A BROADWAY PLAY, AND A GUIDED TOUR OP THE CITY, RESERVATIONS AT THE STORK CLUB — J —NAW/'ME'D RATHER SEE THAT TA RODEO at madison Square GARDEN // "Aren't you going to count the homemade ones. Alma?" "You're lucky. Dad! Not everyone gets to hear our yell-leader squad in secret practice!" CLOSE RACE "Horses!” said the Yankee to the Canadian. "Guess you can’t talk to me about horses. I once had an old mare that licked the fastest express train on a forty-mile-run.” "That's nothing!” said the Ca nuck. "I was out about fifty miles from my house on my farm once day when a frightful storm came up. I turned the poney’s head for home and, do you know, he raced the storm so close for the last ten miles that I didn’t feel a drop, while my dog, only ten yards be hind, had to swim the whole dis tance.” Necessary Date Boy Friend: "You’re dancing with me tonight and I suppose tomorrow you’ll be having a date with some other fellow.” Girl Friend: "Yes—my chiropo disL ONLY FOOLING A minister walking along a brook one Sunday observed a boy fishing. After seeing him catch several fish, he approached the boy and said: "My boy, don’t you know it is not right to be fishing on Sunday; and, besides, it is very cruel to insert that sharp hook into that poor bee tle.” The Boy—“Oh, say, mister, da ain’t no bettle; dat’s only an Imita tion bug.” Minister—"Oh, I thought it was a real bug.” Boy (lifting a string of fish out of the brook)—"So did these suckers.” Labor Relations "You can’t marry her without permission,” said the father to the young suitor. x “Why not?” "Because she’s a minor,” the father replied. "You mean I've got to ask John L. Lewis?” the young man asked. TRY AGAIN He was an old and not very handsome widower. "Yon are the sixth girl to whom 1 have proposed without avail.” "Well,” said the kindly, "maybe if yon wear one 'when making your seventh proposal yon’ll have better Inch.” "Mother,” said Peggy, who had just seen a large toadstool sprout ing, ’do babies grow or can you buy them?” "They grow, dear,” replied Mother.,, "Wen,*’ said the four-year-old, "I think there’s one coming up in the backyard now.” ’ DisiDnsioned . Two modern little girls coming home from Sunday school were solemnly discussing the lesson. "Do you believe there is a devil?” asked one. "No,” replied the other promptly, "of course not It’s just like Sants Claus. He’s your father.” Competent Salesman—"These stockings are the very latest pattern, fast colors, holeproof, won’t shrink, priced far lower than elsewhere and a very good yarn.” Customer—"Yes, and you tell i| well.” OF THE ESSENCE The tourist came upon a farmer in the back country holding a hog up to an apple tree while the animal munched on apples.' “Isn’t that a rather slow way to feed him?” the tourist asked. "Could be,” reckoned the farmer. "But what’s time to a dern old hawg?” Hot Spot Judge—"Why did you strike this dentist?” - Prisoner—"Because he got on my nerves.” SAD STORY A man who detected a piece of bark In the sausage visited a batcher’s shop to know what had come of the rest of the dog. The batcher was so affected that he could give him only a part of the tale. Brother's Right ^ The president of a large corpora tion was sitting down to dinner with his family when little Mary turned to her father and said: "Why can’t we just pray once a week. Daddy? Why do we have to ask for our daily bread every day?” Her younger brother, looking up in litter disgust: "Do you think wo want stale bread?” Car Comfort Is yjtfsr y** rfr-• ?%,.;'» »■ - Aim of Americans Americans cheerfully spend about two-billion dollars s year to give their cars ‘‘the comforts of home,” says Carol Lane, the noted feminine authority on car comfort. m Today's passenger car can be converted into a horn e-dn-wheels with every convenience except in door plumbing, she points out Miss Lane covers 5t,000 miles a year as women’s travel direc tor of an oil <!ompany, ferreting out ideas and testing gadgets that add to the family’s driving en joyment Without leaving the driver’s seat, the motorist c n reach hits a portable refrigerator for a snack, tuck baby into an able crib, write memos on a attached to the steering qr make a phone call. There arn collapsible pots, cutlery, stoves,', tables and chairs that nestle com-, pactly in the trunk. 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