The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, February 15, 1952, Image 7
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Grandma’sSayings
LOTS O’ FOLKS might profit by
the realization that hardenin' o’ the
heart ages much faster than hard
enin' o' the arteries.
m Ddd Mrs. Blchsrd Oallop. Arteala. Calif.*
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en, cook with Nu-Maid.
STRIKES ME the only thing
wrong with child psychology is that
the children don't understand it,
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WHEN I LOOK for margarine, I
alius look for the picture of Miss
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flavor. And that churned-freah fla
vor makes a big difference in my
cookin’ and bakin'.
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to the first contributor of each ac
cepted saying or idea . . . $10 if
accepted entry is accompanied by
large picture of Miss Nu-Maid from
the package. Address "Grandma"
109 East Pearl Street Cincinnati 2,
Ohio.
ALWAYS LOOK FOR SWEET,
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package when you buy margarine.
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By Len Klei*
RIMIN' TIME . By POSEN
SUFFICIENT
It was a beautiful evening and
Ole, who had screwed up courage
to take Lena for a ride, was car
ried away by the magic of the night.
“Lena,” he asked, "will you
marry me?”
"Yes, Ole,” she answered softly,
Ole lapsed into a silence that at
last became painful to his fiancee.
"Ole,” she said desperately, “why
don’t you say something?”
“Ay tank,” Ole replied, "they
bane too much said already.”
Good Talker
An author was monopolizing the
conversation with talk of his accom
plishments when he was suddenly
conscience stricken.
"A thousand pardons,” he said
to a fellow guest. "Here I am talk
ing of nobody but myself. Let’s talk
about you. What do you think of my
new book?”
So True
World—A big ball which revolves
on its taxes.
Modern Ape
A baby sitter is someone you pay
to watch your television while your,
child cries itself to sleep.
ASSOCIATION
Teacher—"What ancient ruler was
it who played on the fiddle while
Rome was burning?”
Jimmie—“Hector, ma'am.”
Teacher—"No, not Hector. Hector
was no ruler, but a Trojan prince.
Try again.”
Jimmie—“Then it was Duke.”
Teacher—"DukeT- What do you
mean, Jimmie?”
Jimmie—"Well, then It must have
been Nero. I knew it was somebody
with a dog’s name.”
Not So Dumb
One of the greatest marksmen of
the FBI was passing through a
small town, and everywhere he saw
evidences of the dost amazing
shooting. On trees, on walls and on
fences there wpre numberless bull's
eyes with the bullet hole in the
absolute center. He asked to meet
the person responsible for this re
markable feat The man turned out
to be the village idiot
"This is the most wonderful
marksmanship I have ever seen,”
said the FBI man. "How in the
world do you do it?”
"Easy as pie,” replied the village
idiot "I shoot first and draw the
circle afterward.”
Good Advice
If you would be efficient dear—
Permit me to advise.
Your letters would look better if
You'd dot not roll, your i’s.
Could Be
Son: "Why do dollars have eagles
on them?”
Father: "They’re symbolic of
swift flight” »
Marital Madcap
She talked # in her sleep so he sent
her home to mutter.
BLESSED EVENT
BESSIE
MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher
JITTER By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
|T<S BEEN A LONG, HARD
TRIP, BUT AT LAST WE
CAN SEE THE SIGHTS WEVE
ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT.
By Bert Thomas
SUPPOSE YOU MEN
WANT TICKETS TO A
BROADWAY PLAY, AND
A GUIDED TOUR OP THE
CITY, RESERVATIONS AT
THE STORK CLUB —
J —NAW/'ME'D RATHER SEE THAT
TA RODEO at madison Square
GARDEN //
"Aren't you going to count the homemade
ones. Alma?"
"You're lucky. Dad! Not everyone gets to hear
our yell-leader squad in secret practice!"
CLOSE RACE
"Horses!” said the Yankee to the
Canadian. "Guess you can’t talk to
me about horses. I once had an old
mare that licked the fastest express
train on a forty-mile-run.”
"That's nothing!” said the Ca
nuck. "I was out about fifty miles
from my house on my farm once
day when a frightful storm came
up. I turned the poney’s head for
home and, do you know, he raced
the storm so close for the last ten
miles that I didn’t feel a drop,
while my dog, only ten yards be
hind, had to swim the whole dis
tance.”
Necessary Date
Boy Friend: "You’re dancing with
me tonight and I suppose tomorrow
you’ll be having a date with some
other fellow.”
Girl Friend: "Yes—my chiropo
disL
ONLY FOOLING
A minister walking along a brook
one Sunday observed a boy fishing.
After seeing him catch several fish,
he approached the boy and said:
"My boy, don’t you know it is not
right to be fishing on Sunday; and,
besides, it is very cruel to insert
that sharp hook into that poor bee
tle.”
The Boy—“Oh, say, mister, da
ain’t no bettle; dat’s only an Imita
tion bug.”
Minister—"Oh, I thought it was a
real bug.”
Boy (lifting a string of fish out of
the brook)—"So did these suckers.”
Labor Relations
"You can’t marry her without
permission,” said the father to the
young suitor. x
“Why not?”
"Because she’s a minor,” the
father replied.
"You mean I've got to ask John
L. Lewis?” the young man asked.
TRY AGAIN
He was an old and not very
handsome widower.
"Yon are the sixth girl to
whom 1 have proposed without
avail.”
"Well,” said the kindly,
"maybe if yon wear one 'when
making your seventh proposal
yon’ll have better Inch.”
"Mother,” said Peggy, who had
just seen a large toadstool sprout
ing, ’do babies grow or can you
buy them?”
"They grow, dear,” replied
Mother.,,
"Wen,*’ said the four-year-old, "I
think there’s one coming up in the
backyard now.”
’ DisiDnsioned .
Two modern little girls coming
home from Sunday school were
solemnly discussing the lesson.
"Do you believe there is a devil?”
asked one.
"No,” replied the other promptly,
"of course not It’s just like Sants
Claus. He’s your father.”
Competent
Salesman—"These stockings are
the very latest pattern, fast colors,
holeproof, won’t shrink, priced far
lower than elsewhere and a very
good yarn.”
Customer—"Yes, and you tell i|
well.”
OF THE ESSENCE
The tourist came upon a farmer
in the back country holding a hog
up to an apple tree while the animal
munched on apples.'
“Isn’t that a rather slow way to
feed him?” the tourist asked.
"Could be,” reckoned the farmer.
"But what’s time to a dern old
hawg?”
Hot Spot
Judge—"Why did you strike this
dentist?” -
Prisoner—"Because he got on my
nerves.”
SAD STORY
A man who detected a piece of
bark In the sausage visited a
batcher’s shop to know what had
come of the rest of the dog. The
batcher was so affected that he
could give him only a part of the
tale.
Brother's Right
^ The president of a large corpora
tion was sitting down to dinner with
his family when little Mary turned
to her father and said: "Why can’t
we just pray once a week. Daddy?
Why do we have to ask for our
daily bread every day?”
Her younger brother, looking up
in litter disgust: "Do you think wo
want stale bread?”
Car Comfort Is
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Aim of Americans
Americans cheerfully spend
about two-billion dollars s year
to give their cars ‘‘the comforts
of home,” says Carol Lane, the
noted feminine authority on car
comfort.
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Today's passenger car can be
converted into a horn e-dn-wheels
with every convenience except in
door plumbing, she points out
Miss Lane covers 5t,000 miles
a year as women’s travel direc
tor of an oil <!ompany, ferreting
out ideas and testing gadgets that
add to the family’s driving en
joyment
Without leaving the driver’s
seat, the motorist c n reach hits
a portable refrigerator for a
snack, tuck baby into an
able crib, write memos on a
attached to the steering
qr make a phone call. There arn
collapsible pots, cutlery, stoves,',
tables and chairs that nestle com-,
pactly in the trunk. Or an ex
pandable “bedroom” fer three
that perches securely on the car
roof, to mention a few of the con
veniences available.
The average new car
spends about $230 on such
ard motoring comforts as a
heater, seat-covers, automatic
window-washer and extra
rors, Misr Lane says. Owners of
older cars invest from $50 to $100
on a variety of gadgets r
from a plug-in baby bottle
er to a heated steering wheel for
winter-haters.
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And in some states, where
legal, the motoring family
enjoy TV in their cars
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Night Coughing
' Quickly Relieved
by Home Mixture
Saves Big Dollars.
Thb splea&d recipe b used by
because it makes such an effective
(or coughs due to colds. It’s so easy to
a child could do it.
From any druggist get 2H auneea of
Pinex. s special compound of
dients. In concentrated form.
Us soothing effect en throat and
Irritations.
Then make a syrup with two cups of
granulated sugar and one cup of water. No
cooking needed. Or you can use
•r liquid honey, instead of
Put the Pinex into a pint
up wkh your syrup. This makes
of eougb medicine, very effective and
acting, and you get about four times
much for your money. It never i ’*
children love its pleannt taste.
This cough syrup takes hold
giving quick relief. It loosens phlegm,
irritated membranes, helps clear air
Money refunded if Pinex doesn’t please.
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