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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. U VIRGIL msv, vieirti.' GET Y'AlR RIFLE AM* COME J OOICK- WWHAT HAPPEMEP r ALL. OVER OUR BACK YARD! V. AKJ* I SMW WH#r MADE By Leu Klcfi SUNNYSIDE ■OAtX HOW THAT I'M GRADUATED FBOM COLLEGE AND READY TO ENTER THE BUSINESS. WHY DON'T WE START THE B&U. ROLLING BY TAKING fNVENTOGV AND Cfort S'. Hoor THAT’S ASO- WHAT I STARTED WITH/ GO YEARS ALL THE REST IS PROFIT. £1 RIMIN' TIME IJXadge Potts.who, ^ OF SEVEN, Thought keeping house was SIMPLY HEAVEN, =£2 Gl MOW, AT THE AGE OF THIRTV- i ONE, gy POSfM Finds housewosk is no longer FUN// BESSIE MUTT AND JEFF gy WCff Pf 1 AND WHEN. VOL) ASK FOR A ^ JOB, SHOW'EM VOUREWILUHG ANDABLE/ IFTHEVASK v/XI WHATVDUCANDO.SAV ANVTHING/THAii THE TO LAND A JOB/ Keep II v/EH.WEJAN, use SOME help/what CANStXI DO? OH, I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING/ TAKE THIS PICK AND SHOVEL AND START DlG- By Bud Fisher NEED ANV HELP HERE?] VEH/roH. WHAT * I'M WHAT CAN VOU DO? WELL, I'M N(BEAT WILLING )) \Tt TO DO XaN'DO AlWHlNG/] FAST/ JITTER SIT DOWN SOME PLACE AND BC QUIET OR Z WONT BRW6 YOU ALONG NEXT TIME T 00 BOWUNO. jrv By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY YgP. ANP iVff ^ WRITTEN A LETTER COUSIN ZO> HOW Y'GONNA MAIL THE LETTER, STUPID ? IT TAKES MONEY TO BUY A STAMP. By Bert Thomas ■ 'I don't believe this groundhog business, but it would be tough to hove t'postpone baseball practice for six weeks more." -ft "You know there's a possibility we just might be TOO attractive!" vISSSKES SENTIMENTAL One of the clerks at the employ ment agency was a bit of ? wit, and he was preparing to- gain a laugh at the expense of the next in the line. ' “Where were you born?" he asked the man, a Scotchman. “Glasca’," was the reply. /‘Glasgow! Whatever for?” con tinued the funny one. “I wanted to be near mother,” said the other with devastating meekness. Admiration “My boy,” said Mr. Smith to his young son, “when I first went into business I had not an asset in the world except my intelligence.” “Gosh, Pop,” the lad exclaimed, admiringly, “you sure must have had a lot x»f courage.” Purely Frank “What did you divorce your hus band for?” “Two hundred dollars a month.” Cutting Off Customer: “Hiya, honey.” Sales Clerk: “I’m sorry, sir, but you must be in the wrong place. This is a department store, not a beehive.” DIFFERENT “Oh, I feel so bad ’cause Major’s dead—my nice old collie!” sobbed Bobby. “Shucks!” said Billy, the neigh bor’s boy, “My grandmother's been dead a week, and you don’t catch me crying.” Bobby gave his eyes and nose a swipe with his hand, and looking up at Billy, sobbed: “Yes, but you didn’t raise your grandmother from a pup.” Stickler “Pa!” “What is it, Teddy?” “How many legs would you have to pull off a centipede to make him limp?” Planned Routine Mother (to small son who Is going to a party)—“Now, dear, what are you going to do when you’ve had enough to eat?” Little Tommy—“Come home.” How, Now . . . Ma: “I wonder what’s making the milk so blue?” Pa: "! just guess it’a that old cow’s disposition. She seems mighty low in spirits these days.” UN-WISE WORM A father had been lecturing his young hopeful upon the evils of staying out late at night and getting up late in the morning. “You will never amount to any thing,” he continued, “unless you turn over a new leaf. Remember that the early bird catches the worm.” “How about the worm, father?” inquired the young man. “Wasn’t he rather foolish to get up so early?” “My son,” replied the father sol emnly, “that worm hadn’t been to bed all night; he was on his way home.” WHIZ KID Visitor—“How old are you, sonny?” Boston Boy—“That’s hard to say, sir. According to my latest school tests, I have a psychologi cal age of 11 and a moral age oi 10. Anatomically, I’m 7; men tally, I’m 9. Bat I suppose yon refer to my chronological age. That’s S—bat nobody pays any attention to that these days!” SOLOMON’S JUDGMENT The story of a French judge Is currently being told around Paris. It seems a new fanatical religious sect was going to crucify one of its members whom they believed to be the new messiah, but local officials took preventive action and haled the participants before the judge. After hearing all the arguments, the judge said: “All right, my friends. If your religion demands it, you may cruci fy him. But I must warn you of one thing. If your messiah is not res urrected in three days. I'll have you all hanged.” Congratulations? Mr. B.: “Pete Smith sure is on the way to being a pauper.’.' Mrs. B.: “Why how nice, dear. Does he want a boy or a girl?” Conies The Light Junior: “J hear old Prof Biggs sat up all night trying to find the solution to a problem in mathe matics.” Senior: “Is that so. Did he have any luck?” Junior: “Oh, yes. Toward morn ing it dawned on him.” Sure Sign Myrt: “Do you suppose they’re newlyweds? . Marge: “Certainly not.” Myrt: “What makes you so sure?’*. Marge: “Didn’t you notice that he let her carry her own bag?” SLOW DOWN! Two young Englishmen were in a row boat in the middle of the ocean. One handled the oars, row ing away for all he was worth. The other sat in the stern, steering the boat by means of a makeshift rud der. Sudderfly, a liner came into view. The man at the oars kept rowing frantically, parsing only when the liner crossed the path of the small boat. Then he cupped his hands. “Hey, there!” he shouted. “IX this the Atlantic or the Pacific?” A sailor aboard the big vessel gazed down at the row boat. “This is the Pacific,” he shouted back. The rudder-man waved his fist at the oarsman. “You hear that, you fool!” he howled. “I told you not to row so fast!” Not Satisfied Mrs. Jones: “John says he’d like to take a trip around the world.” Mrs. Smith: “How perfectly won derful. Aren’t you thrilled?” Mrs. Jones: “Oh, I don’t know, I really think I’d rather go some where else.” Young Politician Teacher—“Johnny, spell gravy.” Politician’s Son—“G-r-a-f-t” NEW GENERATION An elderly woman was escorting two little girls around the zoo. While they were looking at the stork, she told them the legend of the ungainly bird—how it was In strumental in bringing them to their mammas. The children looked at each other with sly glances, and presently one whispered to the other: “Don’t you think we ought to tell the dear old thing the truth?” SUGGESTION “My dear,” said Mrs. Newly wed, her face flushed with the excitement of her afternoon In the kitchen, “I want you to be perfectly frank with me now. 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