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Something suitable for pressing orchids." ■ ■■ ■■ ■■ ■ ■ ■■■!!■ HIGHER AUTHORITY A minister received » “call” from a much larger church in an* other city. It was a much bigger and more remunerative pastorate but he replied to the offer by say* ing that he would prayerfully con sider the matter and give his de cision in a few days. A short time later his little son was asked if his father had come to any de cision. “I don’t know,” was the lad’s answer. “Papa is still praying, but Mama has all the things near ly packed.” Safety First “I see you are letting your little boy drive your car." “Yes. He’s still too young to be trusted as a pedestrian.” Solution Lady in Distress: “However will I tell my husband that I’ve ruined his new television set?” Consoling Friend: “My dear, if s simple. Just keep it dark for a few days and then ask him how he did It” TAKE YOUR CHOICE An Irishman who was rather too fond of strong drink was asked by the parish priest: “My son, how do you expect to get mto Heaven?”* The Irishman replied: ■. “Shure, and that’s aisy! When I get to the gates of Heaven m open the door and abut the door, and open the door and shut the door, an’ keep on doing that till St. Peter gets Impatient and says, ‘For goodness’ sake, Mike, either come in or stay out!’ ” . Gets Plenty Drinking is one subject floors a lot of people! that TESTING ■.y.y'y.v.yAV.-. ' v.. .•.y.yi;.'yXyiy.;X It was a sultry day, and the two sailors had just been released from a hot spell of duty aboard. Immediately they reached shore, they made a bee-line for the first public house they saw, and ordered two quarts of ale. The men emptied their tankards in one draught, whilst the barmaid looked on in undisguised admira tion. The man who had paid stood a second or two wetting his lips medi tatively, and then turned to his comrade with a grin. “ ’ Tain’t so bad. Bill, is it?” he remarked. “Shall we have some?” bus- Laugh Prescription Wife—“Will this cure my band’s hives?” Doctor—“No, but it will give him strength to start scratching again.” ONE FAULT ~ A prospective tenant was pul through a series of questions. “Have you children?—any ani mals?—do you sing?—play any instrument?—have late parties?” He answered “no” to all of these, and then added, hesitant ly, “But 1 think I should teU yon, in ail fairness, that I do talk in my sleep sometimes.” Silver Lining “My new maid is a treasure,” said a society woman to her friend. “I had a bridge party,the other eve ning and one woman failed to come. You know how it is—she gave me no notice at all.” “That must have been very an noying,” said her friend. “It was,” said the other. “But I put one of my gowns on the maid and she fitted in very beautifully. And do you know that I won her last week’s wages back!” SAFE ENOUGH An admirer of a noted artist had stepped into his studio to see his paintings. The artist was at work on a canvas and the visitor watch-- ed him closely for some minutes. Finally he approached the canvas and sweeping his hand across one section said, ‘T don’t like that mountain. If s too high. Why don’t you cut it down?” “Do be care ful,” exclaimed the artist, grasp ing the visitor’s arm. “The paint isn’t dry.” “Oh, that’s quite all right,” the visitor assured him. “This is an old suit that I have on.” Comparison “Papa, what is a low-brow?” “A low-brow, my son, is a per son who likes the funny papers, snappy stories, girl shows, and the like, and doesn’t mind saying so.” “And what is a high-brow, papa?” “A high-brow, my son, is a low brow who won’t admit it.” Punning “Now that she has her divorce, I suppose she is after a man again?” “Yes, she got back her maiden aim.” Thank Yon When Bob Hope completed his first television stint, studio officials, handed him this telegram from Bing Crosby: “Hooray for you! You’vo saved radio.” Spelling First Soldier—“They sold me on the Army as a career.” • Second soldier—“Yes, but I didn’t know it was spelled K-o-r-e-a.” CURIOUS VIEWPOINT “Sambo,” proachfully Family Tree “My dad is an Eagle, a Moose, an Elk and a Lion,” boosted one youngster. “Yeah?” gasped companion, “how cost to see him?” . AIN’T FAIR Two labor leaders in a hotel lobby in Washington following a conference watched as two pretty girls met and kissed each other affectiom tely. “There’s another thing that Is so unfair,” remarked one. “What do yon mean?” asked his companion. “Women doing men’s work,** came the reply. She came into the ifolice station with a picture in her hand. “My husband has disappeared,” she sobbed. “Here is his picture. I want you to find him.” The inspector looked up from the photograph. “Why?” he asked. No Use ‘ * * *T suppose you’ve heard the joke about the roof?” “No, oan’t say I have.” “That’s just as welL It’s over your head.” Reason Enongh A newborn infant was crying lustily in the infants’ ward. “What’s the matter?” asked a visitor, peer ing through the glass partition. “Look,” said the ward nurse, “if you were only a few hours old—out of a job—and owed the government $2050, you’d bawl, -too.” Nc Need to Try Patron* “What shall I do to make my hands beautiful” Beautician: “Nothing, madam, nothing whatsoever.” said the magistrate ie- to the Negro before him, “I can not conceive of a mean er, more cowardly act than yours of deserting your wife. Do you real ize you are a deserter?” “If you knowed dat lady as I does,” replied Sambo, “you wouldn’t call me no dJsertcr. Ah is a refugee—daf s what Ah is.” Easily Satisfied Happy Young Fiancee: “Darling, when we are married, I am going to cook and darn all your socks.” He: “Oh, that won’t be necessary, dear: Just darn them!” his wondering much does it Flower Border 400 T HE stunning red, black and green flower border is in the new, instant-use, three-color pro cess which needs no embroidering once the transfer is applied just iron the flower border right onto your material l Designs may also be used on the pockets of house or sports frocks, on dormitory “shortie” coats, on tablecloths and place mats, on pillows, curtains, laundry and knitting bags. - Send 25c for the MULTI-COLOR FLOW ER BORDER DESIGNS (Pattern No. YOUR a 'NAMtt"‘ l NUMBER to dAROL CURTIS. Box 228, Madison Square Station. New York 10, New York. • A Censor A censor is a fellow who knows more than he thinks you ought to. How True A girl can scream at the sight of a mouse but will climb into a car with a wolf. * Buy U.S. Defense Bonds! 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