The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, January 11, 1952, Image 7
K 4
x
&W*fgfc* ;:V
THE
SUN
Tt. ■
!RRY. S. C.
tGIL
.
mi
|pfra
mCZHJZ-
It
jC
JL
= 1L
irzrr.
BX'- ^
'X' X'l
w
'V, /
# /
Br Len KleU
mifwH
T
il pftlMbJ'tC
i
IS ~ guw
i
i
i
1 0O0
%
SUNNYSIDE
MSiw^wjrye Mgs.
yes.
C; j.> ’.
A
‘DEE'S PHAKMACV
TW» «
JIM SPEAKING/
Z SAY DEAR, WILL
IT be all Right if
X BRING HOME A
COUPLE OP FELLOWS
TO IV/WEX? ?...
SOME OLD FRATERNITY
BROTHERS-.. HAVEN'T
SEEN 'EM FOR
776V YEARS/
WHY.
.CERTAINLY ]
DARLING/
YES YOU
ASKED IF VOU
COULD BRING HOME
A COUPLE OF THE
FELLOWS TO
PINNER. OF COURSE
VOU CAN* DEAR/
SORRY. MADAM/ I'VE
GOT THE WRONG MRS DEE
by Clork S. Haas
’IF
mM
.1!
CM.
RIMIN' TIME
V& WALRUS FDUNO FEMALES
WHO KNEW'IM
Were quite unapproachable
TO'IM;
One day he appeared
With a fine Van Dvke beard*
A
\ f /
By POSFN
And nohall the ladies
PURSUE'IM/
? C7 \| f
t Yo' 1
- \1«
o
BESSIE
By H\CK PENN
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
ILl MAKE Ml/TTTVlliYK' IM
A HERO/ ILlMAKE BEUEVE
&Jtb6LAR4 BROKE IN AND
I HAD A BATTLE
wrm 'EM/
IU OPEN THE
I WINDOW AND MAKE
I BELIEVE THEY ESCAPED,
DOWN THE FIRE -
ESCAPE/
Itu UPSET EVERYTHING
ID MAKE IT LOOK liKE
r had a tough struggle/!
he'll think IM a
game guy fop twin '
TO CAPTURE —
WHATARE
YOU DOIN
JEFF?
OCL
iCK
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
r
CwCLL MEUMCriTtH AAE A DOILY... ITS K.
A TRAINED CH/AAPAN1CE.. ifiT% HAVE
A LOOKf
'6UCS3 HC**
DR. HE SEEMS
TO KNOW WHERE
GOING/
'calling all cars?
K ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR CWMPMttEB
NAfAED‘JITTER.
WYIDE AND WOOLY
HEY TENDERFOOT/ YOU'RE
STANDIN / RIGHT BEHIND MY
hoss/ THArs DANGEROUS!
r
BECAUSE IF A HOSS TAKES
A NOTION TO X/CA' HE
KICKS WITH HIS
H/ND LEGS/
By Bert Thomas
AWH/A/G
CAN HAPPEN
IN A 4
CARTOON/
"You can see how fast he's growing. It seems only
yesterday I used to trip over his toys/'
/!**>
i 1
¥i
"I want a real heavy history book. Something
suitable for pressing orchids."
■ ■■ ■■ ■■ ■ ■ ■■■!!■
HIGHER AUTHORITY
A minister received » “call”
from a much larger church in an*
other city. It was a much bigger
and more remunerative pastorate
but he replied to the offer by say*
ing that he would prayerfully con
sider the matter and give his de
cision in a few days. A short time
later his little son was asked if
his father had come to any de
cision.
“I don’t know,” was the lad’s
answer. “Papa is still praying,
but Mama has all the things near
ly packed.”
Safety First
“I see you are letting your little
boy drive your car." “Yes. He’s
still too young to be trusted as a
pedestrian.”
Solution
Lady in Distress: “However will
I tell my husband that I’ve ruined
his new television set?”
Consoling Friend: “My dear, if s
simple. Just keep it dark for a
few days and then ask him how
he did It”
TAKE YOUR CHOICE
An Irishman who was rather too
fond of strong drink was asked by
the parish priest:
“My son, how do you expect to
get mto Heaven?”*
The Irishman replied:
■. “Shure, and that’s aisy! When I
get to the gates of Heaven m open
the door and abut the door, and
open the door and shut the door,
an’ keep on doing that till St.
Peter gets Impatient and says, ‘For
goodness’ sake, Mike, either come
in or stay out!’ ”
. Gets Plenty
Drinking is one subject
floors a lot of people!
that
TESTING
■.y.y'y.v.yAV.-. ' v.. .•.y.yi;.'yXyiy.;X
It was a sultry day, and the two
sailors had just been released from
a hot spell of duty aboard.
Immediately they reached shore,
they made a bee-line for the first
public house they saw, and ordered
two quarts of ale.
The men emptied their tankards
in one draught, whilst the barmaid
looked on in undisguised admira
tion.
The man who had paid stood a
second or two wetting his lips medi
tatively, and then turned to his
comrade with a grin. “ ’ Tain’t so
bad. Bill, is it?” he remarked.
“Shall we have some?”
bus-
Laugh Prescription
Wife—“Will this cure my
band’s hives?”
Doctor—“No, but it will give him
strength to start scratching again.”
ONE FAULT ~
A prospective tenant was pul
through a series of questions.
“Have you children?—any ani
mals?—do you sing?—play any
instrument?—have late parties?”
He answered “no” to all of
these, and then added, hesitant
ly, “But 1 think I should teU
yon, in ail fairness, that I do talk
in my sleep sometimes.”
Silver Lining
“My new maid is a treasure,”
said a society woman to her friend.
“I had a bridge party,the other eve
ning and one woman failed to come.
You know how it is—she gave me
no notice at all.”
“That must have been very an
noying,” said her friend.
“It was,” said the other. “But
I put one of my gowns on the maid
and she fitted in very beautifully.
And do you know that I won her last
week’s wages back!”
SAFE ENOUGH
An admirer of a noted artist had
stepped into his studio to see his
paintings. The artist was at work
on a canvas and the visitor watch--
ed him closely for some minutes.
Finally he approached the canvas
and sweeping his hand across one
section said, ‘T don’t like that
mountain. If s too high. Why don’t
you cut it down?” “Do be care
ful,” exclaimed the artist, grasp
ing the visitor’s arm. “The paint
isn’t dry.” “Oh, that’s quite all
right,” the visitor assured him.
“This is an old suit that I have
on.”
Comparison
“Papa, what is a low-brow?”
“A low-brow, my son, is a per
son who likes the funny papers,
snappy stories, girl shows, and
the like, and doesn’t mind saying
so.”
“And what is a high-brow,
papa?”
“A high-brow, my son, is a low
brow who won’t admit it.”
Punning
“Now that she has her divorce,
I suppose she is after a man
again?”
“Yes, she got back her maiden
aim.”
Thank Yon
When Bob Hope completed his
first television stint, studio officials,
handed him this telegram from
Bing Crosby: “Hooray for you!
You’vo saved radio.”
Spelling
First Soldier—“They sold me on
the Army as a career.”
• Second soldier—“Yes, but I didn’t
know it was spelled K-o-r-e-a.”
CURIOUS
VIEWPOINT
“Sambo,”
proachfully
Family Tree
“My dad is an Eagle, a Moose,
an Elk and a Lion,” boosted one
youngster.
“Yeah?” gasped
companion, “how
cost to see him?”
. AIN’T FAIR
Two labor leaders in a hotel
lobby in Washington following a
conference watched as two
pretty girls met and kissed each
other affectiom tely.
“There’s another thing that Is
so unfair,” remarked one.
“What do yon mean?” asked
his companion.
“Women doing men’s work,**
came the reply.
She came into the ifolice station
with a picture in her hand.
“My husband has disappeared,”
she sobbed. “Here is his picture. I
want you to find him.”
The inspector looked up from the
photograph.
“Why?” he asked.
No Use ‘ * *
*T suppose you’ve heard the joke
about the roof?”
“No, oan’t say I have.”
“That’s just as welL It’s over
your head.”
Reason Enongh
A newborn infant was crying
lustily in the infants’ ward. “What’s
the matter?” asked a visitor, peer
ing through the glass partition.
“Look,” said the ward nurse, “if
you were only a few hours old—out
of a job—and owed the government
$2050, you’d bawl, -too.”
Nc Need to Try
Patron* “What shall I do to make
my hands beautiful”
Beautician: “Nothing, madam,
nothing whatsoever.”
said the magistrate ie-
to the Negro before
him, “I can not conceive of a mean
er, more cowardly act than yours
of deserting your wife. Do you real
ize you are a deserter?”
“If you knowed dat lady as I
does,” replied Sambo, “you
wouldn’t call me no dJsertcr. Ah is
a refugee—daf s what Ah is.”
Easily Satisfied
Happy Young Fiancee: “Darling,
when we are married, I am going
to cook and darn all your socks.”
He: “Oh, that won’t be necessary,
dear: Just darn them!”
his wondering
much does it
Flower Border
400
T HE stunning red, black and
green flower border is in the
new, instant-use, three-color pro
cess which needs no embroidering
once the transfer is applied just
iron the flower border right onto
your material l Designs may also
be used on the pockets of house or
sports frocks, on dormitory
“shortie” coats, on tablecloths and
place mats, on pillows, curtains,
laundry and knitting bags. -
Send 25c for the MULTI-COLOR FLOW
ER BORDER DESIGNS (Pattern No.
YOUR a 'NAMtt"‘ l
NUMBER to dAROL CURTIS. Box 228,
Madison Square Station. New York 10,
New York. •
A Censor
A censor is a fellow who knows
more than he thinks you ought to.
How True
A girl can scream at the sight
of a mouse but will climb into a
car with a wolf. *
Buy U.S. Defense Bonds!
Starts MSTMTLV to relieve
mu
Caused by Colds
Just rub on Muaterole... It’s mad*
especially to promptly relieve coughs,
sore throat and acning chest musciea
due to colds. Musterole actually help*
break up local congestion in the up
per bronchial tract, noee and throat
In 8 strengths. _
IQM
MUSTEROlb
- '-4s j
papPQp
SrVSopn,
HEAD STUFFY
DUE T0/CCLDS
TAKE s&ioiiast
LtCtCL s v n, p ,on, j ,ic
UOO RELIEF
Save Money On
This Home Mixed
Cough Syrup
Big Saving. No Cooking. So Easy.
You’ll be surprised how quickly and easily
•< —to colds, when
recipe. It gives you
you can relieve coughs due to cords,
you try this splendid recipe. It give,
about four times as much cough medicine
for your money, and you’ll find it truly
wonderful for real relief.
Make a eyrup with $ cups of granulated
sugar and one cup of water. No cooking
needed. (Or you can use corn eyrup or liquid
honey, instead of sugar syrup.) Then put
ZH ounces of Pinex (obtained fro*
druggist) in a pint bottle, and “
your syrup. This makes a full t
cine that will please you by its quick —
It never spoils, and tastes fine—children
love it.
This simple mixture takee right hold of •
cough. It loosens the phlegm, soothes the
Irritated membranes, quickly
ted frosi any
d All up with
I pint of medi-
and difficult breathing.
DroncniRi irriunjuiro* avtvnwj
doesn’t please you in every way.
FOR EXTRA CONVENIENCE SET NEW
NEADYHIXED. REAOTTO USE PINEX!
if'PeterTain pummels you with
tm&B*
QUICK!
RUB IN
THE ORIGINAL BAUME ANALGESIQUE
Ben-Gay
RIGINAL BAUME ANAL6ESIOUE
&
■i ■ y- '*f« ;