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■ -•..-T Li ■^wsr#? VIRGIL WWAT A RUGGED Ptf/ . v TMIS MAS BCEN-rUL % 06OLADTD K. wn MV EASY CHAIR c.'wrnW.'OTk. THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. By Len KleU p » WELL-WHAT DIO MOO LEARH AT SCHOOL. TDOAf/ SOM? ^* I'MGLAP ASKED ME POP- -THEM FROM 11^112? we had h«tdrv- p gi. US VOUR OeSCRlPTKM OF THE OWL WAR.VROC SAID THE TEACHER" « Z BECAKJ"* SUNNYSIDE PARDON ME, BLrr I VMS TO HAVE MET MV HUS BAND M HERE THREE Houves AGO HAVE V MOO SEEN HIM? POSSIBLY, MADAM. ANYTHING DISTINCTIVE ABOUT VOUR HUSBAND? by CloHc S. Hoc* VES, I IMAGINE HE'S PURPLE BY THIS TIME Q RIMIN' TIME 0HOME-LOVIN6 FELLOW NAMED BRETT B006HT A WONDERFUL VIDEO SET; B Though his mos were delighted. And THEIR FRIENDS AU EXCITED- \\ 1 /; B, POSEN HE HASNT SEEN ANYTHING . 1 YET/ V \v\ //x BESSIE By NICK PEI MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER MEO.E ALL WE HAVE ARE PET MONKS.. TRY AND RND JAY FOR THEM? Boy/ did 1 TEU. HIAA/ n By Arthur Pointer F snxETp i've. got \ By Bert Thomas. HOW ABOUT GIVIN'ME A RIDE TO ELKHORN? YOU GOT ROOM FOR ANOTHER MAN. SORRY, BUD. WE ONLY CARRY AAAlL... ...HOWEVER, IF YOU'LL PLASTER A FEW STAMPS ON YER FOREHEAD. YOU CAN PROB'LY GO r—✓■ni 1 n-ri I *~i A ct- II I \*s\j rv. I O ^ ^ <=^r * - "I don't bother obout worrying where the money goes... i just sent it on it's way!" BY "ft .. and furthermore, Alvin, our date for that formal dance Saturday night is off!" Stuffed Toys Veepess Is Named Homemaker of Year WOMEN ABE INDISPENSABLE A friend burst into a neighbor’s house one morning and stormed indignantly: “I’m so mad at Jim I don’t know what to do!” "Why?” “Last night I. dreamed that some blonde hussy was flirting with him, and he was purring like a kitten.” “Oh, Helen,” I said, “it was only a dream.” “Well,” she exploded, “if he acts like that in MY dreams, what in the world do you suppose he does in his?” Depending “What would you say is the difference between a little boy and a dwarf?” “Well, there might be a lot of difference.” “What, for instance?” “Well,” the dwarf might be a girL” Something Wrong A woman visits a psychiatrist and says: “I wish you’d see my husband. He’s out of his mind. He blows smoke rings all the time.” The doctor V replies: “That’s nothing unusudl. I like to blow smoke rings myself.” “Yes,” explains the woman, “but he doesn’t smoke.” 5209 / Stuffed Toys G AY little stuffed toys that are just the right size for a tiny tot to carry around. The amusing kit ten, puppy and bunny are simple to make from work basket scraps. Finish each with a ribbon bow. • * • Pattern No. 5209 contains hot iron transfer for each toy, material require ments. sewing directions, color sugges tion and stitch illustrations for em broidery. Don’t miss the new'Anne Cabot ALBUM ——It’s filled with fascinating needlework designs for nimble fingers: special fea tures; gift pattern printed inside the book. 26 cents. SURPRISE! SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK S0? West Adams. St.. Chicago «, 111. Enclose 20c in coin for each pat tern. Add 5c for 1st Class Mail if desired. i" a tie rn o. ....................... Name (Please Print) Street Address or P.O. Box No. City State When Mrs. Alben W. Barkley was given the first annual award as outstanding homemaker of the year by the Home Fashions League of Wasnington, it was no idle gesture. She may have her calendar pad chock full of im portant engagements tnese days, but she certainly knows the score when it comes to homemaking. When she tells you how to give prized furniture a lustrous patina, you can be sure that she knows. She herself has lavished faithful and loving care on her own treas ured pieces, cleaning them, wax ing them—and even rubbing the smooth surfaces with the palm of her hand. When she talks of luscious food, it’s not merely because she relish es it. She knows how to turn it out to a gourmet’s glee. And when she speaks of colors for painted walls, of bright chintz- ’ es for deeply comfortable furni ture, she’s thinking in terms of the harmonious color schemes of her home in Kentucky and her apart ment in Washington. Both are fur nished in impeccable taste with treasured antique furniture! Both contain rare silver and chinaware, beautiful Oriental rugs, fine prints and decorative accessories that add distinguished character to the livable rooms. QUICK and TASTY MEAL l > J 10 DAY FREE TRIAL A young doctor, who hung up his shingle in a small town, waited for his first patient. Some days later one arrived—covered from head to foot with an angry dangerous-look ing rash. The puzzled young medico hastly consulted his textbook but could find no help there. Finally he said to the patient, “Did you ever have this affliction before?” “Oh, sure Doc,” the patient re plied, “I’ve had it twice before.” “Well damnation/’diagnosed the doctor, “you’ve got it again.” No Balance The reason some jobs take so long to finish is because the gang at work consists of six foremen and two laborers. Jour- Good Reason “And you wouldn’t begin a ney on Friday?” “Most certainly not.” “That's a silly superstition.” “It’s no superstition in my case. My pay day is Saturday.” Noisy Place Teacher—“What was the Tower of Babel?** Student — “Wasn’t that where Solomon kept his 500 wives?” —•— Too Much Rouge She—“How do you like my new coat?” He (looking at her face)—“Fine, only you got it on too thick!” —•— Floral Design “Has that florist any children?** “Two: a girl who is a budding genius and a son who is a bloom ing idiot.” —•— Wake Up! “What a horrible noise comes from that radio set!” “Well, I guess you would make just as bad a noise if you were coming out of ether.” —•— No Spirit She—“Your kisses are like a popular drink.” He—“Powerful?” She—“No, old fashioned.” —•— Belly Laugh “Well, how was the burlesque dance?” ■ TNI KIND YOU NAVI ALWAYS WANTIO Yoti’ve probably always dreamed ot owning Pink ing Shears, but Just didn’t want to spend tha >10 to Sit a good pair eosta. But look! 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Only Van Camp’s ...originator of canned pork and beans... gives you so much good eating at such little cost of money and effort. City. if'PeterTain pummels you with Back Ache 1 . > • i ' / “Abdominal!” NOT FOOLING HER fl* EASY1 No skill required Handles like potty..... and hardens into wood FOR FAST RELIEF, rub in Ben-Gay. Contains up to 2 Vi times more of those two famous pain- relieving agents, methyl salicylate and menthol, than five other widely offered rub-ins! Also for Paia dm ts RHEUMATISM, MUSCULAR ACHES, HEADACHES aad COLDS. Ask for MHd Boa-Cay * for Children. taco^in*. OT CHIP Ot OtAOt Lubricate bikes, trains, skates and wagons with 3-IN*ONE Oil Copyright ^ TbM - QUICK! RUB IN ^ THE ORIGINAL BAUME AN ALOES IQUB ^ BexvGau IRIGIMAL BAUME ANAL&ESIQUB R# When the young man called upon his lady love, he found her nap ping in a cool spot on the terrace, beneath the trees. Giving in to temptation, he leaned over and kissed her lightly. “How dare you?” she exclaimed, rising quickly. “I’m sorry,” he apologized, “but you looked so sweet I couldn’t resist one little kiss.” “One,” she snapped, “why you kissed me four times be fore I awoke.” WHY, SURELY “What did you buy your hus band for his birthday?” “Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he’s so particular about his notes.” “And surely you bought some thing for yourself?” “Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary.” Not One In a French cafe where the lit- terati of Paris are wont to gather, two existentialists are discussing the virtues and vices of genius. “I believe all men of genius lack modesty,” said one. ’’Perhaps. But not all. I, for exf ample, don’t,” replied the other. —according to a nationwide survey of doctors in •very branch of jnedkine More smote GAME than any cigarette a .4