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By Len KleU
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HAVE V
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HIM?
POSSIBLY, MADAM.
ANYTHING DISTINCTIVE
ABOUT VOUR
HUSBAND?
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BESSIE
By NICK PEI
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
JITTER
MEO.E
ALL WE HAVE ARE PET
MONKS.. TRY AND RND
JAY FOR THEM?
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By Arthur Pointer
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By Bert Thomas.
HOW ABOUT GIVIN'ME A
RIDE TO ELKHORN? YOU
GOT ROOM FOR
ANOTHER MAN.
SORRY, BUD. WE
ONLY CARRY AAAlL...
...HOWEVER, IF YOU'LL PLASTER A
FEW STAMPS ON YER FOREHEAD.
YOU CAN PROB'LY GO
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"I don't bother obout worrying where the money
goes... i just sent it on it's way!"
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.. and furthermore, Alvin, our date for that formal
dance Saturday night is off!"
Stuffed Toys
Veepess Is Named Homemaker of Year
WOMEN ABE INDISPENSABLE
A friend burst into a neighbor’s
house one morning and stormed
indignantly: “I’m so mad at Jim
I don’t know what to do!”
"Why?”
“Last night I. dreamed that some
blonde hussy was flirting with him,
and he was purring like a kitten.”
“Oh, Helen,” I said, “it was only
a dream.”
“Well,” she exploded, “if he acts
like that in MY dreams, what in
the world do you suppose he does
in his?”
Depending
“What would you say is the
difference between a little boy and
a dwarf?”
“Well, there might be a lot of
difference.”
“What, for instance?”
“Well,” the dwarf might be a
girL”
Something Wrong
A woman visits a psychiatrist
and says: “I wish you’d see my
husband. He’s out of his mind. He
blows smoke rings all the time.”
The doctor V replies: “That’s
nothing unusudl. I like to blow
smoke rings myself.”
“Yes,” explains the woman, “but
he doesn’t smoke.”
5209 /
Stuffed Toys
G AY little stuffed toys that are
just the right size for a tiny tot
to carry around. The amusing kit
ten, puppy and bunny are simple
to make from work basket scraps.
Finish each with a ribbon bow.
• * •
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transfer for each toy, material require
ments. sewing directions, color sugges
tion and stitch illustrations for em
broidery.
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Name (Please Print)
Street Address or P.O. Box No.
City
State
When Mrs. Alben W. Barkley
was given the first annual award
as outstanding homemaker of the
year by the Home Fashions
League of Wasnington, it was no
idle gesture. She may have her
calendar pad chock full of im
portant engagements tnese days,
but she certainly knows the score
when it comes to homemaking.
When she tells you how to give
prized furniture a lustrous patina,
you can be sure that she knows.
She herself has lavished faithful
and loving care on her own treas
ured pieces, cleaning them, wax
ing them—and even rubbing the
smooth surfaces with the palm of
her hand.
When she talks of luscious food,
it’s not merely because she relish
es it. She knows how to turn it
out to a gourmet’s glee.
And when she speaks of colors
for painted walls, of bright chintz-
’ es for deeply comfortable furni
ture, she’s thinking in terms of the
harmonious color schemes of her
home in Kentucky and her apart
ment in Washington. Both are fur
nished in impeccable taste with
treasured antique furniture! Both
contain rare silver and chinaware,
beautiful Oriental rugs, fine prints
and decorative accessories that
add distinguished character to the
livable rooms.
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A young doctor, who hung up his
shingle in a small town, waited for
his first patient. Some days later
one arrived—covered from head to
foot with an angry dangerous-look
ing rash. The puzzled young medico
hastly consulted his textbook but
could find no help there. Finally he
said to the patient, “Did you ever
have this affliction before?”
“Oh, sure Doc,” the patient re
plied, “I’ve had it twice before.”
“Well damnation/’diagnosed the
doctor, “you’ve got it again.”
No Balance
The reason some jobs take so
long to finish is because the gang
at work consists of six foremen and
two laborers.
Jour-
Good Reason
“And you wouldn’t begin a
ney on Friday?”
“Most certainly not.”
“That's a silly superstition.”
“It’s no superstition in my case.
My pay day is Saturday.”
Noisy Place
Teacher—“What was the Tower
of Babel?**
Student — “Wasn’t that where
Solomon kept his 500 wives?”
—•—
Too Much Rouge
She—“How do you like my new
coat?”
He (looking at her face)—“Fine,
only you got it on too thick!”
—•—
Floral Design
“Has that florist any children?**
“Two: a girl who is a budding
genius and a son who is a bloom
ing idiot.”
—•—
Wake Up!
“What a horrible noise comes
from that radio set!”
“Well, I guess you would make
just as bad a noise if you were
coming out of ether.”
—•—
No Spirit
She—“Your kisses are like a
popular drink.”
He—“Powerful?”
She—“No, old fashioned.”
—•—
Belly Laugh
“Well, how was the burlesque
dance?”
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When the young man called upon
his lady love, he found her nap
ping in a cool spot on the terrace,
beneath the trees. Giving in to
temptation, he leaned over and
kissed her lightly. “How dare you?”
she exclaimed, rising quickly. “I’m
sorry,” he apologized, “but you
looked so sweet I couldn’t resist
one little kiss.” “One,” she snapped,
“why you kissed me four times be
fore I awoke.”
WHY, SURELY
“What did you buy your hus
band for his birthday?”
“Well, knowing he wanted a
diary, I bought him one that
locked; he’s so particular about
his notes.”
“And surely you bought some
thing for yourself?”
“Oh, yes; I bought myself a
duplicate key for the diary.”
Not One
In a French cafe where the lit-
terati of Paris are wont to gather,
two existentialists are discussing the
virtues and vices of genius.
“I believe all men of genius lack
modesty,” said one.
’’Perhaps. But not all. I, for exf
ample, don’t,” replied the other.
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