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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C. By Lett KleU RIMIN' TIME Roe Grindstones wife is ALWAYS LOOKING At television tips on COOKIN6 ; And so,poor Joe must daily WAIT, By POSEN Because her skimpy meals n " ARE LATE/ BESSIE r THOUGHT you WERE COMING TO MY HOUSE THIS AFTERNOON? By NICK PENN MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher MUTT, you BETTER FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KtEP FROM SLEEPING ON THE R^RK BENCH TONIGHT/ WHY? IS THE LANDLADY DEMANDING HER RENT? f TLL SAY/ WE GOTTA RAISE *20 BY TONIGHT/ I'M_ broke/ r I ONLY HAVE FIVE DOLLARS // MUTT, CHONT VtXJ FOLLOW THE HORSES FOR A LIVING BEFORE I KNEW^VOU?, Weh/THATS IT/ LET$Gty (OS FIVE DOLLARS ON DUSTY LEGS. | NUMBER SIX/ 7&t*- f * JITTER BROUGHT THE YOUNGSTERS _ JITTER TO YOUR 200../ t-llsmOW B^^would^ THE TOURISTS BUYCHOCOUTE MILK TO SEE GUS DRINK IT... HE TOOK CARE OF k HALF A CASE YESTERDAY/ m By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY )W IS PORTIA, YOUR PET PORCUPINE ? y FI NE, EXCEPT THAT SHE IS TERRIBLY N£AR'StGH7BD! ww* 11 WHAT /MAKES YOU THINK SO? I By Bert Thomas JUST LOOK AT HER TRYING TO , MAKE FRIENDS WITH THAT A P/N CUSHION// ©>* ■.CV 1 /• ,u 1/ 4n ''What did we almost have for supper?" r Alvin was going to make television his career, but then he'd have to comb his hair every da^l" JEST ^ JESTIN # FRIENDLY TOUCH In a life filled with honors and with troubles, Charles Dickens re membered to the end of his days a small incident which happened one day when he was passing through York. An unknown woman on a street corner recognized the great author, impulsively extended her hand and, in deep gratitude, ex claimed: “Mr. Dickens, will you let me touch the hand that has filled my house with so many friends?” Resourceful “You won’t care for me at all,” the shipwrecked sailor told the cannibal chief. The tar sliced a piece from his leg and handed it to the sayage. “Try it and see for yourself,” he urged. The chief took a bite, made a wry face and spat it out . . . 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It was a present from my mother on my twenty- second birthday.” “How perfectly marvelous;” cooed her adversary. “And how sptendidly it has worn!” Capers *T never see you any more, where do you keep yourself?” “Up at the butcher shop.” “There isn’t any fun at the butch er shop.” “They are cutting up all the time.” SIGNS ^0 VOo MlO° '' ^ BIG CHIEF ^4 it. id. the . rAce Four Indians, celebrating a week end, hopped into their jalopy, and dashed into town for a big time. After painting the town bright red and indulging in much firewater, they poared each other into thei^ vehicle, and started out for heme. They bumped along for several miles until the driver suddenly spoke up; “We getting near reser vation.” “How you tell?” asked one of his companions. “That’s easy,” said the first. “We hitting more Indians now.” - PLAY ON WORDS Man (in drug store)—“I want some consecrated lye.” Druggist—“You mean concen trated lye.” Man—“It does nntmeg any dif ference. That’s what I camphor. 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