The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, November 02, 1951, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
By Lett KleU
RIMIN' TIME
Roe Grindstones wife is
ALWAYS LOOKING
At television tips on
COOKIN6 ;
And so,poor Joe must daily
WAIT,
By POSEN
Because her skimpy meals
n " ARE LATE/
BESSIE
r THOUGHT you WERE COMING TO
MY HOUSE THIS AFTERNOON?
By NICK PENN
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
MUTT, you BETTER
FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO KtEP FROM
SLEEPING ON THE
R^RK BENCH TONIGHT/
WHY? IS THE
LANDLADY
DEMANDING
HER RENT?
f TLL SAY/
WE GOTTA
RAISE *20
BY TONIGHT/
I'M_ broke/
r
I ONLY HAVE
FIVE DOLLARS
//
MUTT, CHONT
VtXJ FOLLOW
THE HORSES
FOR A LIVING
BEFORE I
KNEW^VOU?,
Weh/THATS
IT/ LET$Gty
(OS
FIVE DOLLARS
ON DUSTY LEGS. |
NUMBER SIX/
7&t*-
f * JITTER
BROUGHT THE YOUNGSTERS
_ JITTER TO YOUR 200../ t-llsmOW
B^^would^
THE TOURISTS BUYCHOCOUTE MILK TO
SEE GUS DRINK IT... HE TOOK CARE OF
k HALF A CASE YESTERDAY/
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By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
)W IS PORTIA, YOUR
PET PORCUPINE ?
y FI NE, EXCEPT THAT
SHE IS TERRIBLY
N£AR'StGH7BD!
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WHAT /MAKES
YOU THINK SO?
I
By Bert Thomas
JUST LOOK AT HER TRYING TO ,
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THAT A
P/N CUSHION//
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''What did we almost have for supper?"
r Alvin was going to make television his career, but
then he'd have to comb his hair every da^l"
JEST ^
JESTIN #
FRIENDLY TOUCH
In a life filled with honors and
with troubles, Charles Dickens re
membered to the end of his days a
small incident which happened one
day when he was passing through
York. An unknown woman on a
street corner recognized the great
author, impulsively extended her
hand and, in deep gratitude, ex
claimed: “Mr. Dickens, will you let
me touch the hand that has filled
my house with so many friends?”
Resourceful
“You won’t care for me at all,”
the shipwrecked sailor told the
cannibal chief. The tar sliced a
piece from his leg and handed it to
the sayage. “Try it and see for
yourself,” he urged. The chief took
a bite, made a wry face and spat
it out . . . The old sailor, in later
years, always said he owed his
life to his cork leg.
• ————————
Likewise
When Talleyrand heard an army
officer speaking contemptuously of
a class of people whom he called
pekins, he asked the military man
who these contemptible persons
were. The officer replied: "
“We soldiers call everybody a*
pekin who is not military.”
“Ah, I see,” Tallyrand safd, “it
is just like what we call anybody
military who is not civil.”
NICE KITTY
Two actresses who were feuding
happened to be at the same party.
One Said to the other, * “My that’s
a divine creation you’re wearing!”
“Really!” drawled the other. “I’m
so glad you like it. It was a present
from my mother on my twenty-
second birthday.”
“How perfectly marvelous;”
cooed her adversary. “And how
sptendidly it has worn!”
Capers
*T never see you any more, where
do you keep yourself?”
“Up at the butcher shop.”
“There isn’t any fun at the butch
er shop.”
“They are cutting up all the
time.”
SIGNS
^0 VOo
MlO° '' ^
BIG CHIEF
^4 it. id. the . rAce
Four Indians, celebrating a week
end, hopped into their jalopy, and
dashed into town for a big time.
After painting the town bright red
and indulging in much firewater,
they poared each other into thei^
vehicle, and started out for heme.
They bumped along for several
miles until the driver suddenly
spoke up; “We getting near reser
vation.”
“How you tell?” asked one of
his companions.
“That’s easy,” said the first.
“We hitting more Indians now.” -
PLAY ON WORDS
Man (in drug store)—“I want
some consecrated lye.”
Druggist—“You mean concen
trated lye.”
Man—“It does nntmeg any dif
ference. That’s what I camphor.
What does it sulphur?”
Druggist—“Fifteen scents. 1
never cinnamon with so much
wit.”
Man—“Well, I should myrrh,
myrrh! Yet I ammonia novice
at it.”
Incidental Intelligence
After the high school teacher had
written on the blackboard “The
topic for this year’s Chamber of
Commerce essay contest is ‘The
Meaning of the Ballot’,” a serious
faced youngster raised his hand.
“But, teacher,” he said, “I don’t
know anything fb ut dancing!”
NEEDLECRAFT PATTERNS
Fawn Designs Are in Two Colors
V.
QUICK and
TASTY MEAL
K’X
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if
MINCEMEAT 1
BRAN MUFFINS
•. . with tempting fruity flavor. Easy I
Mix all In 1 bowl, this Kellogg-quick way!
I cup Kellogg's
All-Bran
lYs cup milk
IVs cup prepared
mincemeat
1 cup sifted flour
2 Vt teaspoons
baking powder
% teaspoon salt
Vs cup sugar
1 ogg
2 tablespoons
soft shortening
373
N O embroidery needed—just iron
off the turquoise and soft
brown colors of the transfers onto
your materials. Lovely motifs
measure inches; 10 motifs.
Send 25c (or the Multi-Color Fawns
(Pattern No. 373) transfer and launderlnj
Instructions, YOUR NAME. ADDRESS.
PATTERN NUMBER to Joan Stuart. Box
424, Madison Square Station. New York
10. N.Y.
Sewlnr Circle Needlecraft Dept.
P. O. Box 5740, Chicago 80, HI. or
P. O. Box 162, Old Chelsea StaUoa,
New York 11, N. Y.
Enclose 20 cents for pattern.
1. Combine All-Bran, milk, mincemeat
In mixing bowL
2. Sift together flour, baking powder,
salt into same bowl; add sugar, egg,
shortening. Stir only until combined.
3. Fill greased muffin pans % full Bake
In preheated mod. hot oven (400°F.)
about 25 minutes. Yield: 12 medium
muffins, 2% inches in diameter.
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Name (Please Print)
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City
State
If Peter Hun has yshalltiep up with
Gone Forever
I was a beauty in my day.
Just another day wasted away I
—•—
Bragging
* I’m a millionaire, I could buy
you and sell you!
Well, I’m a billionaire, I could
buy you and keep you. I don’t have
to sell you.
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Revives 'Em
When it comes to men, I knock
'em dead. »
That’s nothing. I get ’em dead
and bring ’em back to life again.
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Difficult
I have a white hen that lays
brown eggs.
What’s so wonderful about that?
Can you do it?.
FEEL ACHY?
DC, IFF. rub in Ben-Gay. Con-
for fast relk^ “ those two famous
tains up to 2 methyl salicylate and men-
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