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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas RIMIN' "ftME MY BIRTHPLACE ISN'T FAR FROM HERE- ITS JUST OUTSIDE THIS CITY-, J* I CJ 1 ^ I SELDOM EVER VISIT IT, WHICH REALLY IS A PITY— By POSEN AH, HERE IT IS/ A LOVELY PLACE- THE NEIGHBORHOODS SO PRETTy- THCH DAYS ADS SONS FOREVER/ BESSIE By NICK PENN MUTT AND JEFF "WORKIN'AS A GARDNER V FOR MRS. GOODSKATE IS A NICE JOB AT THAT' FRESH AIR,SUNSHINE/ HEALTHS// _ OH. OH/ THEM BIRDS) ~ ARE EATING UP, MRS. GOODSKATE NICE FLOWERS/ ejCRAKi YOU a/fros/j IW. JEFE ILL HAVE NO MORE OF THAT/ THE IDEA CHASING BIRDS/ BIRDS CONTRIBUTE AGREAT DEALOFJVV TO OUR LIVES/- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? *'-FR-NO MAM / ^ ^ WELL. WHAT By Bud Fisher CAN VOU wmai uut=S A 1/ TAKE A I .5 A CANARY DO THAT BATH IN A I ^ \SAUCER? »A LA LA JITTER Arthur Pointer Jrrrn doesn't know that Twreisr fAvr’S 9AABK OA A MWAKD HAS AAADC HIM THS OSJSCT OA AN ORGANIZED SEARCH YOU VtOULP OAMSI TO Bur THIS CAR* HOW te WE SOiNS TO AAV AOR IT* IT'S A CINCH ALL. VWE HAVE ID DO IS FIND THE DONKEY AND THEN COLLECT THE EfWAEDjj WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas Adele and I have lots in common. She's engaged to Craig—and I'd like to be.' Viewpoints An optimist and a pessimist went nto business together. Business was Herj good for the first few weeks •jnd the optimist was feeling glad and grateful. “Well,” he said to hie partner, “we’ve lead a wonderful month. Its fatten one constant run of custom ers.” But his partner, the pessimist, re fused to become elated. “Yeah,” he admitted dourly, “we have had some good business. But look at those front doors. If people keep shoving through them like they have been this first month, the hinges will be worn out in an other* week!” Close At Hand A contestant on the Bob Hawk ihow said he had been on a tour of Europe and Hawk asked him if. he had seen much poverty abroad. “Not only did I see it,” said the re turned traveler. “I brought some of it back with me.” Beasts of Burden Horses. Mules. Camels. Husbands. Can Do Better The old farmer was dozing in the shade of his front porch, when a high-pressure salesman bustled up the front walk and av/akened him with a cheery “Good afternoon.” He had a sample book of a 10-vol ume set on scientific agriculture he was selling. The old farmer was at length per suaded to page through the speci men volume. “Nope,” he objected, “ain’t got no use for it.” “But you ought to have it,” the salesman ^insisted. “It will teach you to farm twice as good as you do now.” “Nope, son,” barked the ancient agriculturist, “I don’t farm half as good now as I know how.” Special Model She: “Doesn’t a still, small voice tell you when you do wrong?” He: “No, a loud, large voice does —I’m married.” True Faith Our Idea of an optimist is a man who imagines that by getting mar ried he can make his running ex penses slow down to a walk. Better Be Safe Batty: “I can’t decide whether to go to a palmist or a mind reader.” Catty: “Better make it thp palm ist—you know you have a palm.” Outclassed! / Speaking of haircuts, recently a small town barber raised the price to $1 but forgot to remove from his window the sign reading: “First class haircut for 85 cents.” When he sought to collect a whole buck from the town miser, the latter complained “But, Jake, you adver tised ’first class haircut for 85 cents.’ ” The barber contemplated the dour countenance of his unhappy cus tomer. “Yes, that’s right,” he agreed. “But you see friend Tucker, your hair’* not first class.” Double Talk The two men were meeting again after several years. “So here’s old Tom!” one of them guffawed. “The guy who boasted he was going to marry a pretty girl and a good cook! Did you?” Tom grinned sheepishly. “Yeh,” he replied. “Divorced the pretty girl last year, and now I’m married to the good cook.” FEEBLY SPOKEN A seasick couple lay stretched out in deck chairs somewhere be tween life and death. Meanwhile, their young son became more rowdy by the minute. Finally the mother mustered voice eribngh to say: “John, 1 wish you would speak to Willie.” The father, unable to lift his head, said feebly: “Hello, Willie.” Wrong End A befuddled mathematics profes- ior awoke one morning to find his feet on the pillow and his head hanging over the foot of the bed. 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