The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, July 27, 1951, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
SUNNYSIDE
by Clark S. Haas
RIMIN' "ftME
MY BIRTHPLACE ISN'T FAR FROM
HERE- ITS JUST OUTSIDE THIS CITY-,
J* I CJ 1 ^
I SELDOM EVER VISIT IT, WHICH
REALLY IS A PITY—
By POSEN
AH, HERE IT IS/ A LOVELY PLACE-
THE NEIGHBORHOODS SO PRETTy-
THCH DAYS ADS SONS
FOREVER/
BESSIE
By NICK PENN
MUTT AND JEFF
"WORKIN'AS A GARDNER V
FOR MRS. GOODSKATE
IS A NICE JOB AT THAT'
FRESH AIR,SUNSHINE/
HEALTHS// _
OH. OH/ THEM BIRDS) ~
ARE EATING UP,
MRS. GOODSKATE
NICE FLOWERS/
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YOU a/fros/j
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JEFE ILL HAVE NO MORE OF
THAT/ THE IDEA CHASING
BIRDS/ BIRDS CONTRIBUTE
AGREAT DEALOFJVV TO
OUR LIVES/- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
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MAM /
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WELL.
WHAT
By Bud Fisher
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Arthur Pointer
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IT'S A CINCH ALL.
VWE HAVE ID DO IS FIND
THE DONKEY AND THEN
COLLECT THE EfWAEDjj
WYLDE AND WOOLY
By Bert Thomas
Adele and I have lots in common. She's engaged
to Craig—and I'd like to be.'
Viewpoints
An optimist and a pessimist went
nto business together. Business was
Herj good for the first few weeks
•jnd the optimist was feeling glad
and grateful.
“Well,” he said to hie partner,
“we’ve lead a wonderful month. Its
fatten one constant run of custom
ers.”
But his partner, the pessimist, re
fused to become elated.
“Yeah,” he admitted dourly, “we
have had some good business. But
look at those front doors. If people
keep shoving through them like
they have been this first month,
the hinges will be worn out in an
other* week!”
Close At Hand
A contestant on the Bob Hawk
ihow said he had been on a tour
of Europe and Hawk asked him if.
he had seen much poverty abroad.
“Not only did I see it,” said the re
turned traveler. “I brought some of
it back with me.”
Beasts of Burden
Horses.
Mules.
Camels.
Husbands.
Can Do Better
The old farmer was dozing in the
shade of his front porch, when a
high-pressure salesman bustled up
the front walk and av/akened him
with a cheery “Good afternoon.”
He had a sample book of a 10-vol
ume set on scientific agriculture he
was selling.
The old farmer was at length per
suaded to page through the speci
men volume.
“Nope,” he objected, “ain’t got
no use for it.”
“But you ought to have it,” the
salesman ^insisted. “It will teach
you to farm twice as good as you
do now.”
“Nope, son,” barked the ancient
agriculturist, “I don’t farm half as
good now as I know how.”
Special Model
She: “Doesn’t a still, small voice
tell you when you do wrong?”
He: “No, a loud, large voice does
—I’m married.”
True Faith
Our Idea of an optimist is a man
who imagines that by getting mar
ried he can make his running ex
penses slow down to a walk.
Better Be Safe
Batty: “I can’t decide whether to
go to a palmist or a mind reader.”
Catty: “Better make it thp palm
ist—you know you have a palm.”
Outclassed!
/
Speaking of haircuts, recently a
small town barber raised the price
to $1 but forgot to remove from his
window the sign reading: “First
class haircut for 85 cents.”
When he sought to collect a whole
buck from the town miser, the latter
complained “But, Jake, you adver
tised ’first class haircut for 85
cents.’ ”
The barber contemplated the dour
countenance of his unhappy cus
tomer.
“Yes, that’s right,” he agreed.
“But you see friend Tucker, your
hair’* not first class.”
Double Talk
The two men were meeting again
after several years.
“So here’s old Tom!” one of
them guffawed. “The guy who
boasted he was going to marry a
pretty girl and a good cook! Did
you?”
Tom grinned sheepishly.
“Yeh,” he replied. “Divorced the
pretty girl last year, and now I’m
married to the good cook.”
FEEBLY SPOKEN
A seasick couple lay stretched
out in deck chairs somewhere be
tween life and death. Meanwhile,
their young son became more
rowdy by the minute. Finally
the mother mustered voice
eribngh to say:
“John, 1 wish you would speak
to Willie.”
The father, unable to lift his
head, said feebly: “Hello,
Willie.”
Wrong End
A befuddled mathematics profes-
ior awoke one morning to find his
feet on the pillow and his head
hanging over the foot of the bed.
He. grumbled to his wife, “Here I
was convinced I was suffering from
a headache—and it’s just my corns
aching!”
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Moss Menace
Lack of fertility, poor drainage
or both cause moss in some lawns.
Fertility deficiency is corrected
by raking away the moss and
fertilizing the bared spots liberal
ly with a special lawn food. Where
water gathers because of faulty
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Cleaning Brushes
The painter who neglects to
clean his brushes after they’ve
been used doesn’t deserve much
sympathy; but at least he de
serves a tip on how to recondition
his brushes the next time they
have to be used. Fill up an old can
with vinegar, stick the brushes in
it, and put it on the stove until it
boils for ten or fifteen minutes.
This may cause falling bristles in
inferior quality brushes; but it will
soften them up considerably, and
a good washing should complete
the reconditioning.
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