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COME ON, DAN, m TALK. CONFESSION i l IT By Bert Thomas COULD BE....BUT iVE GOT A BODY TO " THINK ABOUT / TOO// AW' COUNTY JAIL ADMITTANCE rSk / BAY, ISN'T THIS THE DAY OF THE Bl^ GAMS THE ONE YOU WERE SO LUCKY TO GET SEATS FOR ?* •y uflCT/ aiMJ ! WHAT WE NEED IS A CHANGE OF SCENERY A CHANCE TO SEE SOME DIFFERENT MEK. * Chicken Hearted Audience Milton Berle tells of the touring circus in Europe, which advertised that an 83-year-old man would dive 90 feet into six inches of water. The place was jammed, and then the bent, bearded and wizened man walked out onto the platform. 'T am 83 years qjd,” he an nounced, in a thin, wailing voice, **83 years old. And to make a liv ing, I have to dive 90 feet into that tub. Imagine your own fathers, or grandfathers—at the age of 83 hav ing to dive 90 feet. A young person could get killed doing such a thing, and I'm 83. Tell me," he wept, “shall I dive?” “NO,” the touched audience shout ed in chorus. “Then,” said the 83-year-old man, "will you please clear the stadium and make room for the next audience?” The Last Time as. A problem child was becoming too well acquainted with the prin cipal’s office. One day the princi pal showed her annoyance. “This makes the fifth time I have pun ished you this week. What have you to say for yourself?” “Tm glad it’s Friday.” KNOW THYSELF iiirii;i;iii;iiiri;'i On a trip to London, Andrew Car negie was seated in the non smoking carriage when one of the passengers lit an evil-smelling stogie. “This is not a smoking car,” pro tested Mr. Carnegie. “All right, governor,” replied the man. “I’ll just finish this one cigar.” But after finishing it, he pulled out a second stogie. “See here,” warned Carnegie, “if you persist, I will notify the guard at the next station.” And he handed the man his card to let him know whom he was annoying. The smoker glanced at the card, stuck it in his pocket, and touched a match to his stogie. At the next station, however, he changed to another catriagt. Still angered at the njiii’s in solence, Carnegie reported the in cident to the guard and demanded that some action be taken, i :The guard hurried away, but returned a few minutes later with s card in his hand. > \ “If I were you,” he advised, **I would’nt try to prosecute .tfrat.mjn. He just gave me his card. He's Andrew Carnegie.” A sleep at Her Post Policeman: “And just how tLd the accident happen?” Meek Tourist: “My wife tail asleep in the back seat.” HOW STRANGE! A male nurse in a mental ho* pital noticed a patient with his eav close to the wall listening intently. The patient held up a finger as a warning for him to be very quiet; then beckoned him over and said: “You listen here.” The nurse put his ear to the wall and listened for some time, then turned to the patient and said. *1 can’t hear anything.” “No,” said the patient, “and it’s been like that all day.” Humane Boss: “Why are you quitting, Joe? Are your wages too low?** Joe: “Nope, wages are OK, but Tm keeping a horse out of a job.*' ANCIENT JOKE Hie farmer, his business In town concluded, was driving homeward when he heard th« fire sireu and dutifully guided his horse and wagon to the curb. After the engine whizzed bv ho started up again. But the hsok* and-ladder truck came looming along and smashed squarely into the farmer’a wagon. ; . > “Didn't you hear the sigea?**'. asked the cop as he helpe l the farmer from the wreckage. “Yes, and I let ’em go by,” said the farmer. “And then along came that truckload of drunken painters!” No Vacancy Jane: I see by the paper, Sweet ie, it looks like they’re going to make Alaska the 49th state. Irma: But where are they going to put it, Jftne? I’ve seen the map of the United States and it’s all filled up. y radical Christmas Gifts Gaily Dressed Playmate 5303 Stuffed and Sleepy JlfHAT UTTLE girl could resist this adorable stuffed doll (ayly dressed in pajamas like her >wn. Her sleepy features are em- iroidered and she has wool yarn tair. She’s 15 inches tall. • • • Pattern No. 5303 consists of tissue pat era tor doll body and pajamas; embroid- iry chart for face, materi ind making dlrectlOna. ial requirements You’ll be delighted witb the Anne Cabot ILBUM. 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