The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, November 24, 1950, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C.
VIRGIL
SUNNYSIDE
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TWOU&MTI VU^S
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BUSINESS
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THE OLD GAFFER
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NOW JUST KELA*,
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AND TELL ME
ALL ABOUT IT...
YOUtt TROUBLE IS FBOBABLV A
RECURRENT CHILDHOOD PHOBIA,
COUPLED WITH AN ESCAPE DEGRE
[ICH HAS STIMULATED A MENTAL
BLOC IN ONE OF
VOUR DORMANT
CELLS...
By MELLORS
-AND ALL THE >
WHILE Z THOUGHT
1 MBS JUST HEARING
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud FUher
mutt. Quick •
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mirror/
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WYIDE AND WOOIY
weVe got WITH esses
THAT SAW YOU.
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TALK. CONFESSION
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By Bert Thomas
COULD BE....BUT iVE
GOT A BODY TO "
THINK ABOUT / TOO//
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COUNTY
JAIL
ADMITTANCE
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BAY, ISN'T THIS THE DAY OF THE Bl^
GAMS THE ONE YOU WERE SO
LUCKY TO GET SEATS FOR ?*
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WHAT WE NEED IS A CHANGE OF
SCENERY A CHANCE TO SEE
SOME DIFFERENT MEK. *
Chicken Hearted Audience
Milton Berle tells of the touring
circus in Europe, which advertised
that an 83-year-old man would dive
90 feet into six inches of water.
The place was jammed, and then
the bent, bearded and wizened man
walked out onto the platform.
'T am 83 years qjd,” he an
nounced, in a thin, wailing voice,
**83 years old. And to make a liv
ing, I have to dive 90 feet into that
tub. Imagine your own fathers, or
grandfathers—at the age of 83 hav
ing to dive 90 feet. A young person
could get killed doing such a thing,
and I'm 83. Tell me," he wept,
“shall I dive?”
“NO,” the touched audience shout
ed in chorus.
“Then,” said the 83-year-old
man, "will you please clear the
stadium and make room for the
next audience?”
The Last Time
as.
A problem child was becoming
too well acquainted with the prin
cipal’s office. One day the princi
pal showed her annoyance. “This
makes the fifth time I have pun
ished you this week. What have
you to say for yourself?”
“Tm glad it’s Friday.”
KNOW THYSELF
iiirii;i;iii;iiiri;'i
On a trip to London, Andrew Car
negie was seated in the non
smoking carriage when one of the
passengers lit an evil-smelling
stogie.
“This is not a smoking car,” pro
tested Mr. Carnegie.
“All right, governor,” replied the
man. “I’ll just finish this one
cigar.” But after finishing it, he
pulled out a second stogie.
“See here,” warned Carnegie, “if
you persist, I will notify the guard
at the next station.” And he handed
the man his card to let him know
whom he was annoying. The smoker
glanced at the card, stuck it in his
pocket, and touched a match to his
stogie. At the next station, however,
he changed to another catriagt.
Still angered at the njiii’s in
solence, Carnegie reported the in
cident to the guard and demanded
that some action be taken, i :The
guard hurried away, but returned
a few minutes later with s card
in his hand. > \
“If I were you,” he advised, **I
would’nt try to prosecute .tfrat.mjn.
He just gave me his card. He's
Andrew Carnegie.”
A sleep at Her Post
Policeman: “And just how tLd
the accident happen?”
Meek Tourist: “My wife tail
asleep in the back seat.”
HOW STRANGE!
A male nurse in a mental ho*
pital noticed a patient with his eav
close to the wall listening intently.
The patient held up a finger as a
warning for him to be very quiet;
then beckoned him over and said:
“You listen here.”
The nurse put his ear to the wall
and listened for some time, then
turned to the patient and said. *1
can’t hear anything.”
“No,” said the patient, “and it’s
been like that all day.”
Humane
Boss: “Why are you quitting,
Joe? Are your wages too low?**
Joe: “Nope, wages are OK, but
Tm keeping a horse out of a job.*'
ANCIENT JOKE
Hie farmer, his business In
town concluded, was driving
homeward when he heard th«
fire sireu and dutifully guided
his horse and wagon to the curb.
After the engine whizzed bv ho
started up again. But the hsok*
and-ladder truck came looming
along and smashed squarely into
the farmer’a wagon. ; . >
“Didn't you hear the sigea?**'.
asked the cop as he helpe l the
farmer from the wreckage.
“Yes, and I let ’em go by,”
said the farmer. “And then along
came that truckload of drunken
painters!”
No Vacancy
Jane: I see by the paper, Sweet
ie, it looks like they’re going to
make Alaska the 49th state.
Irma: But where are they going
to put it, Jftne? I’ve seen the map
of the United States and it’s all
filled up.
y radical Christmas Gifts
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• • •
Pattern No. 5303 consists of tissue pat
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ial requirements
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Cindertlla Story
Nitokrir of Egypt was bathing
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her sandal away and dropped it
into the lap of the King. He said
he would wed the woman who
owned the slipper. And he did!
Magazine Stand Makes
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cutting
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