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Till greased muffin pans % full, or for pan bread spread In greased x 8* pan. Bake In preheated moderately hot oven f400°F.) 20 to 25 minutes. (Slightly longer for pan bread.) Makes 12 medium muffins, or 9 squares of bread. fn- tUICK and TASTY MEAL 1 Van (amp* BeaN 5 -a; • Van Camp's Pork and Beans At Tomato Sauce Choice, plump, whole beans ...a secret savory tomato sauce...sweet tender pork... with flavor through and through. Only Van Camp's .. .originator of canned pork and beans... gives you so much good eating at such little cost of money and effort. MUTT AND JEFF By Bud JITTER By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY * THAT FENCE GOES ALL THE WAy AROUND THE BLOCK AND JULIA IS MAKIN' TUSBV CLEAN OFF THE WHOLE THING JUST FOR WAITIN' HER- 'NlTiALS |N A COUPLE PLACES! "MOM, ALVIN'S COMING OVER- TO TEST MV COOKING. WMAT DO VOU SUGGEST you COOK?" Dying Costs Plenty BEHIND THE NECKTIE coun ter of a swank Manhattan haber dashery presides a young man who studied originally to be a mor tician, but found the work too lugubrious. “Customers sometimes balk at paying 10 to 15 bucks apiece for a fancy tie,” he commented. “I usually calm them by proving sta tistically that no matter how high prices go, it’s still infinitely cheap er to live than to die. Take shaving. Suppose It costs you a half doUar or 75 cents. Know what a family pays to have a dear departed shaved? Five bucks! Sometimes even 10! ”A woolen overcoat sells for flOO tops. A wooden overcoat sells for $300 bottom—and you know what you can do with those silver han dles. A taxi ride to the cemetery rarely exceeds two-fifty. The same trip in a hearse costs'10 times as much. The clincher is this: your wife or mother-in-law will tell you all about yourself for nothing, but look what they have to pay a min ister to talk about you at som^ dis mal funeral parlor. See what I mean?” ♦ ; 'All Wet * i “How did you get on with Jean ette?" asked Dick. The ardent young lover sighed. “I started off well,” he replied. *1 said I was kneedeep in love with her.” . , “Sounds all right," said Dick. “What was her reaction to that?” The young suitor grimaced. “She promised to put me on her wading list,” he replied. NEW MODEL Comes now a story as concerns the draft These two guys, long-term friends, appeared for their preinduction phy sical exams at the same time. One was the Happy-Hand Horace type who bubbled and fizzed all over the place. He was taken in a hurry. The other was one of those crea tures with no more energy than a damp handkerchief. He kept his eyes open only with an effort and flopped down to rest every time the doctor turned his back. He was turned down flat. After the separation, the doc was talking with the unhappy critter who’d passed. “What in the world’s wrong with your friend?” he asked. “Aw, he’s O.K.,” replied the new soldier, “except that he’s hydra- matic as he can be.” “What do you mean by that?” “Oh,” said the friend, “he’s com pletely shiftless!” Proud of Him Mary-Lou had attended Sunday school for the first time. When she reached home, her mother asked her who her teacher was. “I don’t know her name," was the reply, “but she must be Jesus’ grand mother." “Goodness,” said her mother “whatever makes you say that?” “Well, she must be be cause she did nothing but talk about Him all during our lesson." CURIOSITY SATISFIED On one occasion my father asked' me not to go to see burlesque shows. I asked him why not and he said, “Because you’ll see something you shouldn’t see.” Naturally that aroused my curiostity and the first chance I got 1 did go to a burles que. And I did see something J shouldn’t have seen—my father. " \ I 1 ll1 * 11 I! NOR THE HORSE A man wanted to bay a riding horse for his wife and was trying one ont. Noticing that the horse required a firm hand and con stant watching he asked donbt- foily: “Do yon think this Is a suitable horse for a woman?" The owner of the horse was a tolerably honest man, so he an swered carefully; “Well, I think a woman could handle the horse—but I wouldn't want to be the husband of the woman who could do it." . Costly “What kind of bridge does your wife play?” “Judging from what it costs. It must be toll bridge." StfOk^lFT-SURE: 5 " You this Luscious Quick-Mothod Cake! True! Only blends your 1 bowl... quickly, Snoivdrift is ; all in extra-tender, stay-moist-longer scrape cakethtenewqufck-mefftotfway.For 4^. to dampen flour. Beat count beat- beaters after 2 minutes. luscious flavor be sure you use deli cate Snowdrift—be SNOWDRIFT* SURE. \ CHOCOLATE ALMOND LAYER CAKE Snowdrift Quick-Method Recipe Sift together into a large bowl: 2Vz cups siffud call* flour (or 4 Vi tap. 1 toospoon sob .J V4 “ p ” U8 ° r Add: % cup Snowdrift cup milk Beat 1 minute. Bake In 2 8-inch layer pans, lined -wit paper is\ moderate oven (360* F.) about SO* minutes. C00L Frost with ALMOND COCOA ICIN8: Cream 3 tbsp. Snowdrift with 2 tbsp. ter. Add cup tiffed cocoa, 3 c sifted confectioner^ sugar, and ? 22 spoon almond extract Frost cake. Dip tips of blanched almonds in icing; press upright around tom of cake. WHEN GOOD TASTE COUNTS-' Made by the W< — .a SS'-v, ' •”* 5r * . ■ < V A * A siisiigiii relieving ng-nB, ^ „Binsl gjuftaES QUICK! ~ RUBIN THE ORIGINAL BAUME ANAL&ESIQUE - up inamtat *Oo.. ■ K* ' ■ i>5 7"