The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, October 13, 1950, Image 7
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1 cup ^•Hogg’s Vi teaspoon salt
All-Bran Vs cup New
% cup milk Orleans Molasses
1 cup sifted flour 1 egg
1 teaspoon 2 tablespoons
baking powder soft shortening
% teaspoon % sup seedless
baking soda roirifts LZ J W vJ
1. Combine All-Bran and milk in
mixing bowL
2. Sift together flour, baking powder,
soda and salt Into same bowl. Add
molasses, egg, shortening, raisins.
Stir only until combined.
3. Till greased muffin pans % full, or
for pan bread spread In greased
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MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud
JITTER By Arthur Pointer
WYLDE AND WOOLY
* THAT FENCE GOES ALL THE WAy AROUND
THE BLOCK AND JULIA IS MAKIN' TUSBV
CLEAN OFF THE WHOLE THING JUST FOR
WAITIN' HER- 'NlTiALS |N A COUPLE PLACES!
"MOM, ALVIN'S COMING OVER- TO
TEST MV COOKING. WMAT DO VOU
SUGGEST you COOK?"
Dying Costs Plenty
BEHIND THE NECKTIE coun
ter of a swank Manhattan haber
dashery presides a young man who
studied originally to be a mor
tician, but found the work too
lugubrious. “Customers sometimes
balk at paying 10 to 15 bucks apiece
for a fancy tie,” he commented. “I
usually calm them by proving sta
tistically that no matter how high
prices go, it’s still infinitely cheap
er to live than to die. Take shaving.
Suppose It costs you a half doUar
or 75 cents. Know what a family
pays to have a dear departed
shaved? Five bucks! Sometimes
even 10!
”A woolen overcoat sells for flOO
tops. A wooden overcoat sells for
$300 bottom—and you know what
you can do with those silver han
dles. A taxi ride to the cemetery
rarely exceeds two-fifty. The same
trip in a hearse costs'10 times as
much. The clincher is this: your
wife or mother-in-law will tell you
all about yourself for nothing, but
look what they have to pay a min
ister to talk about you at som^ dis
mal funeral parlor. See what I
mean?”
♦ ; 'All Wet *
i “How did you get on with Jean
ette?" asked Dick.
The ardent young lover sighed.
“I started off well,” he replied. *1
said I was kneedeep in love with
her.” . ,
“Sounds all right," said Dick.
“What was her reaction to that?”
The young suitor grimaced. “She
promised to put me on her wading
list,” he replied.
NEW MODEL
Comes now a story as concerns
the draft
These two guys, long-term friends,
appeared for their preinduction phy
sical exams at the same time.
One was the Happy-Hand Horace
type who bubbled and fizzed all
over the place.
He was taken in a hurry.
The other was one of those crea
tures with no more energy than a
damp handkerchief. He kept his
eyes open only with an effort and
flopped down to rest every time the
doctor turned his back.
He was turned down flat.
After the separation, the doc was
talking with the unhappy critter
who’d passed.
“What in the world’s wrong with
your friend?” he asked.
“Aw, he’s O.K.,” replied the new
soldier, “except that he’s hydra-
matic as he can be.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“Oh,” said the friend, “he’s com
pletely shiftless!”
Proud of Him
Mary-Lou had attended Sunday
school for the first time. When she
reached home, her mother asked
her who her teacher was. “I don’t
know her name," was the reply,
“but she must be Jesus’ grand
mother." “Goodness,” said her
mother “whatever makes you say
that?” “Well, she must be be
cause she did nothing but talk
about Him all during our lesson."
CURIOSITY SATISFIED
On one occasion my father asked'
me not to go to see burlesque shows.
I asked him why not and he said,
“Because you’ll see something you
shouldn’t see.” Naturally that
aroused my curiostity and the first
chance I got 1 did go to a burles
que. And I did see something J
shouldn’t have seen—my father.
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NOR THE HORSE
A man wanted to bay a riding
horse for his wife and was trying
one ont. Noticing that the horse
required a firm hand and con
stant watching he asked donbt-
foily:
“Do yon think this Is a suitable
horse for a woman?"
The owner of the horse was a
tolerably honest man, so he an
swered carefully;
“Well, I think a woman could
handle the horse—but I wouldn't
want to be the husband of the
woman who could do it."
. Costly
“What kind of bridge does your
wife play?”
“Judging from what it costs. It
must be toll bridge."
StfOk^lFT-SURE: 5 "
You this Luscious Quick-Mothod Cake!
True! Only
blends your
1 bowl... quickly,
Snoivdrift is
; all in
extra-tender, stay-moist-longer scrape
cakethtenewqufck-mefftotfway.For 4^.
to dampen flour. Beat
count beat-
beaters after 2 minutes.
luscious flavor be sure you use deli
cate Snowdrift—be SNOWDRIFT*
SURE. \
CHOCOLATE ALMOND LAYER CAKE
Snowdrift Quick-Method Recipe
Sift together into a large bowl:
2Vz cups siffud call* flour
(or 4 Vi tap.
1 toospoon sob
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Add:
% cup Snowdrift
cup milk
Beat 1 minute. Bake In 2
8-inch layer pans, lined -wit
paper is\ moderate oven (360* F.)
about SO* minutes. C00L Frost with
ALMOND COCOA ICIN8: Cream 3
tbsp. Snowdrift with 2 tbsp.
ter. Add cup tiffed cocoa, 3 c
sifted confectioner^ sugar, and
? 22
spoon almond extract Frost cake.
Dip tips of blanched almonds in
icing; press upright around
tom of cake.
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