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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY. S. C VIRGIL SUNNYSIDE b* Cloit S. Hum BOUFORD By MELLORS MUTT AND JEFF By Bud FUlxr WYIDE AND WOOLY - LET'S SEE. I'VE GIVEN'OUR PHONE NUMBER TO EVERYONE IN THE JUNIOR CLASS. NOW WHAT SOPHOMORES DO | KNOW ?" Some Difference “Sam,” said Rastus, who was reading in the newspaper of several fatal accidents, ‘‘if you was to take your choice twixt one or t’other which would you rather be in, a collision or an explosion?” 4 ‘A collision,” Sam answered. “How come?” Rastus asked. “Why man alive,” said Sam, “ef’n you’s in a collision, thah you is, but ef’n you’s in an explosion, whar is you?” GOTTA MAKE EXPENSES A couple of farm boys brought a load of watermelons to town to ped dle from door to door. At the first house a good looking girl answered the door. She asked the price of the melons and was told they were 75 cents each. “You wouldn’t charge ME 75 cents, would you?" asked the girl, looking at them with liquid eyes and turning on all her charm. ‘‘Listen, lady,” said the boy, ‘‘yes terday we gave away a whole load of peaches, and we just gotta sell these watermelons.” Geyser This highly appropriate sign is found hanging on the wall over one of those too-generous drink ing fountains: Old Faceful—Handle With Care. School for Rhubarb Beulah: Donnie, you wanna gel an education, don’t you? l)onnie: I don’t need one. Tm gonna be a baseball player. Beulah: You still need an educa tion. A large vocabulary comes in mighty handy when you’re arguing with an umpire. We*d Rather Shakespeare Bookworm—“Do you enjoy Kip ling?" > Giddy Girl — “I don’t know. Where do you kipple?” NO WASTED MOTION Hour after hour the would-be vio linist would bow on one string, al ways holding his finger in the same place. His neighbor endured it as long as he could and when his shat tered nerves began to give way, he called on the obnoxious self-styled fiddler. “I notice when other people play the violin,” he commented acidly, “they utilize four strings, and the players move their fingers about continuously.” The musician halted briefly^and his face took on a sage look. “Ah, yes," he replied, “it’s true that oth er musicians use all four strings and move their fingers over them constantly. But that’s because they are looking for a certain place. You see, I’ve found it.” Some Heat Boy, it’s hot down here in Nash ville, Tenn. This is mild. I once visited where it was so hot that I saw a dog chas ing a cat—and they were both walk ing. Apt Definition “The Upper Crust” is sometimes made up of a lot of crumbs held to gether by their own dough. Alternatives Father: Now I want an explana tion and I want the truth. Dexter: Which do you want? You can’t have both. 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