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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C Choir Set for Menfolks Kitten Helps Plan Chores She’s Useful pH IS ADORABLE little kitten * will show you exacpy how to plan your household chores. Em- iroider her activities in simple tross-stitch in bright colors. Pattern No. 5418 constats of hot-iron ransfers for 7 designs, color chart, ma larial requirements, stitch Illustration* md finishing directions. SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 5M Seath Wells St., Chleage 7, m. Enclose 20 cents for pattern. Eo. •••«•••••••• Name Address ................. FIRST CHOICE Of MILLIONS St. Joseph aspirin WORLD'S LARGEST ^ELcER AT I0<: Grandma’s Sayings LOTS O’ FOLKS learn only by experience that the same key that opens the door to success also locks the door to excess. 85 paid Mra. N. Phelps, Bearer Dam, Kj.* v*r WOULD YOU believe It! There’s a modern Miss teachin’ me new things about cookin’. I’m ref errin’ to Miss Nu-Maid, the little lady on the Nu- Maid margarine package. Thanks to her. I’ve found out yellow Nu- Maid now comes in modern table style % pound prints to fit any servin’ dish. I round out Nu-Maid Is a modern margarine. TPS GOOD fer youngun’s to keep in mind that jest 'bout the sweetest music to a busy mother Is the sound o’ dishes bein’ washed—by some body else. 85 paid Mra. K Newton, Bluefield. W. Va.* WHEN I LOOK for margarine, I always look for the picture of Miss Nu-Maid on the package. And folks there’s a package that’s really sum- pin’—modern in every way. Seals in Nu-Maid’s “Table-Grade” flavor. And that churned-fresh flavor makes a big difference in my cookin’ and bakin’. *fe ^ ^ will be paid upon publication to the first contributor of each accepted saying or idea Address “Grandma” 109 East Pearl Street, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. ALWAYS LOOK FOB SWEET, wholesome Miss Nu-Maid on the package when you buy margarine. Mlae Nu-Maid is your assurance of the finest modern margarine in the finest modern package. AN OLD STANDBY FOR 8 GENERATIONS 8RANDM0THER and MOTHER Depended on Them and Gave Them To The Children Too Why Be BUlloae er Beadach^T If Your Tongue is Coated LIVER AILING? Tread tt right and yea’ll he bright. foH Tod Can Deptnd on Lano’t Very Confidential Before signing a receipt for his pay check, the young man was handed a company form slip with the wording: “Your salary is your personal business — a confidential matter—and not to be disclosed to anybody else.’’ He read it carefully, then, shield ing the paper with his hand, wrote: “I won’t mention it to anybody. I’m just as much ashamed of it as you are.’’ CAN’T TRUST ’EM At this time of the year, with elections coming up, the air is full of political talk, promises, threats, warnings and other trademarks of the boys who want our votes. A friend of mine, who is running for office, solely because of public demand told me a story of what happened to him. He was In a small town, tacking up his posters to trees and lamp- posts when he came across a little girl leading a cow by a rope. The little girl was standing on her lawn and presumably was taking the cow across the street to pasture. My friend, being a politician, fig ured he might as well talk to the little girl and give her one of his cards to take to her folks. While he was chatting with her, a window in the house back of the girl opened and a woman said: “Mary, who is that man you are talking to?” “I don’t know, Mother,’’ Mary re plied. “He says he is a politician.” “Mary!” the mother screamed. “Come into the house at once.” There was a pause, and the moth er yelled: “And bring the cow with you.” Auto vs. Horse The auto hasn’t completely re placed the horse. You haven’t yet seen a bronze statue of a man sit ting under a steering wheel. Bride and Gloom Reporter: “Which of these two men is the bridegroom?” ' Relative of the Bride: “The anxious-looking one — the cheerful one is her father.” Shakedown Boss: “You just can’t ask for a raise like that. You must work yourself up.” Employee: *T did; I’m trem bling all over.” Deceived “Has James changed mudh in the years he has been away?” “No, but he thinks he has. He keeps talking about what a fool ho used to be.” BURST THE BAUBLE A society lady who loved to go “slumming” dropped into a Bowery rathskeller one evening sporting a pendant the size of a billiard ball. A bar-fly tapped her on the shoul der and whispered, “If I was you, lady. I’d have that lanced.” Divine Blow The roof of a certain kirk was in need of repairing, but the lead ing elder could not be convinced that such was the case. At a meet ing convened to consider the mat ter a lump of plaster descended on this elder’s head. When he had recovered from the shock he rose and said: *T am now convinced that the roof must be redone immediately. In fact I’ll give five pounds my self!” Upon which the minister closed his eyes and prayed fervently: “Oh, Lord, hit him again!” Time To Go He (after long silence, looking at clock)—“Is that an eight day clock?” She (very bored)—“Well, why not stay a little longer and find out!” Let ’Er Pour Our little nephew, city-bom and bred, went to the bam with the hired man at milking time. Eager ly setting a bucket under a cow, he yelled at the top of his voice, “O. K., plug her in! I’m ready for the milk to start!” VIRGIL By Len SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. THE OLD'GAFFER By Gay Hunter I WAS A POUCEAAAN FOR THREE DAYS, THEN | QUIT. BOUFORD By MELLORS JITTER [7» TM GOING OVER TO HARRIETS VftMLR YOU ENTERTAIN YOUR STAMP CLUB rm By Arthur Pointer WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas “HOW CAN I PAY YOU REGULAR. 0ABY SITTER RATES ? 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