The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, September 29, 1950, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C
Choir Set for Menfolks
Kitten Helps Plan Chores
She’s Useful
pH IS ADORABLE little kitten
* will show you exacpy how to
plan your household chores. Em-
iroider her activities in simple
tross-stitch in bright colors.
Pattern No. 5418 constats of hot-iron
ransfers for 7 designs, color chart, ma
larial requirements, stitch Illustration*
md finishing directions.
SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK
5M Seath Wells St., Chleage 7, m.
Enclose 20 cents for pattern.
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Name
Address .................
FIRST CHOICE Of MILLIONS
St. Joseph aspirin
WORLD'S LARGEST ^ELcER AT I0<:
Grandma’s Sayings
LOTS O’ FOLKS learn only by
experience that the same key that
opens the door to success also locks
the door to excess.
85 paid Mra. N. Phelps, Bearer Dam, Kj.*
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WOULD YOU believe It! There’s a
modern Miss teachin’ me new things
about cookin’. I’m ref errin’ to Miss
Nu-Maid, the little lady on the Nu-
Maid margarine package. Thanks
to her. I’ve found out yellow Nu-
Maid now comes in modern table
style % pound prints to fit any
servin’ dish. I round out Nu-Maid
Is a modern margarine.
TPS GOOD fer youngun’s to keep
in mind that jest 'bout the sweetest
music to a busy mother Is the sound
o’ dishes bein’ washed—by some
body else.
85 paid Mra. K Newton, Bluefield. W. Va.*
WHEN I LOOK for margarine, I
always look for the picture of Miss
Nu-Maid on the package. And folks
there’s a package that’s really sum-
pin’—modern in every way. Seals in
Nu-Maid’s “Table-Grade” flavor.
And that churned-fresh flavor makes
a big difference in my cookin’ and
bakin’.
*fe ^
^ will be paid upon publication
to the first contributor of each
accepted saying or idea Address
“Grandma” 109 East Pearl Street,
Cincinnati 2, Ohio.
ALWAYS LOOK FOB SWEET,
wholesome Miss Nu-Maid on the
package when you buy margarine.
Mlae Nu-Maid is your assurance of
the finest modern margarine in the
finest modern package.
AN OLD STANDBY
FOR 8 GENERATIONS
8RANDM0THER and MOTHER
Depended on Them and Gave
Them To The Children Too
Why Be BUlloae er Beadach^T
If Your Tongue is Coated
LIVER AILING?
Tread tt right and yea’ll he bright.
foH Tod Can Deptnd on Lano’t
Very Confidential
Before signing a receipt for his
pay check, the young man was
handed a company form slip with
the wording: “Your salary is your
personal business — a confidential
matter—and not to be disclosed to
anybody else.’’
He read it carefully, then, shield
ing the paper with his hand, wrote:
“I won’t mention it to anybody.
I’m just as much ashamed of it as
you are.’’
CAN’T TRUST ’EM
At this time of the year, with
elections coming up, the air is full
of political talk, promises, threats,
warnings and other trademarks of
the boys who want our votes.
A friend of mine, who is running
for office, solely because of public
demand told me a story of what
happened to him.
He was In a small town, tacking
up his posters to trees and lamp-
posts when he came across a little
girl leading a cow by a rope. The
little girl was standing on her lawn
and presumably was taking the cow
across the street to pasture.
My friend, being a politician, fig
ured he might as well talk to the
little girl and give her one of his
cards to take to her folks. While he
was chatting with her, a window in
the house back of the girl opened
and a woman said:
“Mary, who is that man you are
talking to?”
“I don’t know, Mother,’’ Mary re
plied. “He says he is a politician.”
“Mary!” the mother screamed.
“Come into the house at once.”
There was a pause, and the moth
er yelled:
“And bring the cow with you.”
Auto vs. Horse
The auto hasn’t completely re
placed the horse. You haven’t yet
seen a bronze statue of a man sit
ting under a steering wheel.
Bride and Gloom
Reporter: “Which of these
two
men is the bridegroom?”
' Relative of the Bride: “The
anxious-looking one — the cheerful
one is her father.”
Shakedown
Boss: “You just can’t ask for a
raise like that. You must work
yourself up.”
Employee: *T did; I’m trem
bling all over.”
Deceived
“Has James changed mudh in
the years he has been away?”
“No, but he thinks he has. He
keeps talking about what a fool ho
used to be.”
BURST THE BAUBLE
A society lady who loved to go
“slumming” dropped into a Bowery
rathskeller one evening sporting a
pendant the size of a billiard ball.
A bar-fly tapped her on the shoul
der and whispered, “If I was you,
lady. I’d have that lanced.”
Divine Blow
The roof of a certain kirk was
in need of repairing, but the lead
ing elder could not be convinced
that such was the case. At a meet
ing convened to consider the mat
ter a lump of plaster descended
on this elder’s head. When he had
recovered from the shock he rose
and said:
*T am now convinced that the
roof must be redone immediately.
In fact I’ll give five pounds my
self!”
Upon which the minister closed
his eyes and prayed fervently:
“Oh, Lord, hit him again!”
Time To Go
He (after long silence, looking
at clock)—“Is that an eight day
clock?”
She (very bored)—“Well, why
not stay a little longer and find
out!”
Let ’Er Pour
Our little nephew, city-bom and
bred, went to the bam with the
hired man at milking time. Eager
ly setting a bucket under a cow,
he yelled at the top of his voice,
“O. K., plug her in! I’m ready for
the milk to start!”
VIRGIL
By Len
SUNNYSIDE
by Clark S.
THE OLD'GAFFER
By Gay Hunter
I WAS A POUCEAAAN
FOR THREE DAYS,
THEN | QUIT.
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