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But suddenly he spied a column of smoke ascending from a grove of trees, and with some trepidation, crept silently toward the source of the smoke. He was only a few feet away, when a voice boomed out: ‘‘Blank ety-blank it. Bill, why the blankety- blank did you trump my ace?” The sailor sank to his knees and murmured gratefully: “Thank heav- ens! I’ve found Christians!” Wait and See Patient—“Can this Operation be performed safely, doctor?” Doctor—“That, my dear sir, is Just what we are about to discov er.” Overcharged Doctor—“I have to report, sir, that you are the father of triplets.” Politician—“Impossible! 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