The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, September 22, 1950, Image 7
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Grandma’s Sayings
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They Weren’t Glad
A young governor in an eastern
state was asked to address the pris
oners at the State Penitentiary. It
was his first speech after election
and he was somewhat nervous.
He started off, “Fellow citizens.”
Then realizing that the prisoners
were deprived of citizenship during
their imprisonment, he stopped and
started again, “Fellow prisoners.”
He realized too late his second mis
take, so he continued, “Well, any
way, I’m glad to see so many of
you here.”
AMONG FRIENDS
The shipwrecked sailor dragged
himself up on the beach of what ap
peared to be a desert island. After
resting, he decided to explore his
new home and started inland. But
suddenly he spied a column of
smoke ascending from a grove of
trees, and with some trepidation,
crept silently toward the source of
the smoke.
He was only a few feet away,
when a voice boomed out: ‘‘Blank
ety-blank it. Bill, why the blankety-
blank did you trump my ace?”
The sailor sank to his knees and
murmured gratefully: “Thank heav-
ens! I’ve found Christians!”
Wait and See
Patient—“Can this Operation be
performed safely, doctor?”
Doctor—“That, my dear sir, is
Just what we are about to discov
er.”
Overcharged
Doctor—“I have to report, sir,
that you are the father of triplets.”
Politician—“Impossible! I’ll de
mand a recount.”
He was High
Bobbie: “I saw something last
fight I couldn’t get over.”
Chuck: “What was it?”
Bobbie: “The moon.”
He Hears Wrong
Little Effie, the minister’s daugh
ter, was in her father’s study:
‘Father, does God tell you what
:o write?”
“Yes, dear.”
“Then why do you scratch out
10 much?”
Stronger Argument
Dazed motorist (regaining con
sciousness)—“I had the right of
way.”
Bystander—“Yeah, but he had a
truck.”
MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HARP
After a week in the hospital for
examination and observation, an
aged woman cornered a neighbor
one day and told him the results
of her experience. Her heart was
the worst the doctors had ever ex
amined; her kidneys were ruiqed;
her liver shot; her stomach in a
terrible condition, etc., etc.
“Before I could get away from
her,” said the neighbor to a friend
later, “I’d listened to a complete
organ recital.”
He Won’t Ax Again
Trajjnp — “Can you oblige me
with something to eat?”
Housewife—“Go to the wood
shed and take a few chops.”
Strange Request
The filling station man had fin
ished wiping the windshield. The
young mother who was driving the
automobile asker “Would you
mind going ove Junior’s face?”
No Time to Smile
Doctor, “Do you smile at your
troubles as I advised you?”
Patient. “Yes, and the boss
warned me three times to wipe
that silly grin off my face and
to get to work.”
Disgruntled Wife
“Is your husband fond of cling
ing gowns?”
“Yes, he likes them to cling to
me about five years.”
Needle Society
A ladies’ sewing circle is a gath
ering in which more husbands ar«
darned than socks.
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