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Gems of Thought Apologiep are acknowledge ments that should be made to a man if you're wrong, to a wom an if you're right. Even if the giraffe can’t utter a sound, he always has his neck out. Most of man’s indiscretions are committed with the tongue. TWO KINDS of WHfTE"OU£S$ 3 veuow»ou*ss NEVER FAILS ALWAYS POPS £t I j I I I I I I I I I I i i I i L Fresher, tastier—nour ishing too! Try deli cious oven-popped Rice Krispies. America’s fa vorite ready-to-eat rice cereal, makes a good breakfast—fun to eat! RICE mm \Afowee (a/otisZeesn HowTo Relieve Bronchitis Creomulsion relieves promptly because it goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm and aid nature to soothe and hea* raw, tender, inflamed bronchial mucous membranes. Tell your druggist to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion with the understanding you must like die way it quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. 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DOAN SPILLS VIRGIL By Len KleU YES MA M- \ EVERYTHING' S r > SUNNYSIDE by Oorfc S. Hoot MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas PLAY FU6HT OF THE BUMBLEBEE? *DON'TCHA THINK I'M TOO BIG TO WEAR A SNOWSUIT? I'D RATHER HAVE V' POT THE MONEY INTO A PAIR OF RUBBER BOOTS/" * GEE, THAT'S A GREAT ALBUM OF RECORDS, ALVIN. PlAY 'EM AGAIN/" FUNNY PAGE—5003 12 & 13 EM PLATES and SHEETS 51—61—II SIZE Some Wind! A NEW YORKER was traveling west in a Pullman when a group of chamber of commerce boosters from Kansas City, Mo., boarded the train and began to praise their city to the New York er, telling him of its beautiful boulevards, large industrial estab lishments, and its wonderful pos sibilities. Finally the New Yorker became tired and said the only thing that would improve their city would be to make it a seaport. The enthusiastic Kansas Citians laughed at him and asked how they could make it a seaport, be ing so far from the ocean. The New Yorker replied that it would be a very easy task. “The only thing that you will have to do,” said he, “is to lay a two-inch pipe from your city to the Gulf of Mexico. Then if you fellows can suck as hard as you can blow you will have it a sea port inside half an hour.” KEEP IT DARK A railway employe was sum moned to court to serve as a jury man for a few days—a duty not wholly to his liking. After listening to a long list of excuses for not sitting in the panel propounded by the potential juror, the judge stern ly snapped, “Do you mean to tell me you’re indispensable to that big railroad that has thousands upon thousands of employes?” “No judge,” the workman re plied, “but I don’t want them to find it out!” Of Course A census clerk, in scanning over the form to see if It had been prop erly filled up, noticed the figures 120 and 112 under the headings. “Age of Father, if living,” and “Age of Mother, if living.” “But your parents were never so old, were they?” asked the aston ished clerk. “No,” was the reply, “but they would have been, if living.” Cooperation “Jack hasn’t come home. Am worried. Is he spending the night with you?” wired Smith’s wife to five of his lodge brothers. Soon after the husband arrived home, and before long a messen ger boy came in with five replies to the wires his wife had sent. They all read: “Yes, Jack is spending the night with me.” Proof Positive Traveler: I often wondered why the English were such tea hounds. Friend: Yes? Traveler: Yes, but I know now. I had some of their coffee. CROWDED Young man: “I’d marry tomor row if I could only find a house to live in.” Friend: “Why don’t you move In with her parents?” Y. M.: “Can’t. They’re living with their parents.” ONE SOLUTION “Having a good time?” “Oh yes; her fiance, a young medical officer in Germany, is coming here to marry her next month.” “Well, she certainly seems to have solved the problem of what to do till the doctor comes!” Such Snobs “Yes,” said the boastful young man, “my family can trace its an cestry back to William the Con queror.” “I suppose,” remarked his friend, “you’ll be teUing us that your an cestors were in the Ark with Noah?” “Certainly not,” said the other. “My people had a boat of their own.” Symptoms Contagions “Did the patent medicine you purchased cure your aunt?” “Mercy, no. On reading the cir cular that was wrapped afround the bottle she got two more diseases.” For Your Future Buy U. S. Savings Bonds “The unprecedented incidence of infantile paralysis during the summer just past calls for in creased alertness against the pos sibility of even greater attacks by this dread disease. Exhausted funds must be replenished and all promising means for wiping out the scourge must be explored. The March of Dimes affords a democratic way for all Americans to join in the fight against a com mon enemy.’* —The Hon. W. Stuart Symington Secretary of the Air Force $ MAKE EXTRA MONEY $ Take orders and deliver hair attach ments, Be Bop glasses, pressing combs, kerosene stoves, hair and scalp formu las, etc. WBITE FOR FREE-AGENT-DETAIia Gordon-Thomas Corp. 17 East 4th Street, Dept. W New York City 17, N. T. Here is another MASTER-MIX Recipe AtUE m ft T r, HEAD COLD DROP WATERY MISERY Lewsn^ 2 drops of Fenetro Nose Drops - to each nostril reduce watery A flow, soothe raw membranes. V. Breathe easier this 2-drop way. •BasrftNETtO NOSE DROPS FINE STRONG CHILDREN f sa’ll bt proud «t yoar strong, hasky children when yon give them Scott's Emulsion every day I Scott’s is a "gold mine” of natural A&D Vitamins and energy-building natural oiL Helps children grow right, develop sound teeth, strong bonss. Helps ward off colds when they lack enough AAD Vitamin food. Many doctors recommend It. Economical. Buy today a* your drug stora. MORI than fust a tonic— it’s powerful nourishment! SCOTTS EMULSION high Ehsr&y tonk here it year Clabber Girl MASTER-MIX « caps sifted sQ-porpoM flew f tsMwpooa* Clobber CM BsMag PMsdcv i\k ttarpoon ml* 1 cup short—<«g Sift flour, baking powder and salt together.. Cut in shortening. Store In covered con tainer in refrigerator. Now try These Muffins are ideal to serv* for breakfast, luncheon or supper. Here is the recipe: 2 caps Master-Mix 1 «00. wsfl beats* cup pitted dates, 1 tablespoon i eta is email pieces % cup milk 14 cap chopped nuts Measure Master-Mix into a bowl Stir in the dates and egg* sugar and milk together.. at once, to the dry mixture. f“ only until the flour is batter will look lump, muffin pans % full- Bake at (hot oven) 15 to 18 1 dozen 2-inch muffins, are desired, use the recipe but omit the dates A Jar of Clabber Gi in the refrigerator bake waffles, ginger breads, quickrolls. cookies, and other interesting and ex citing home-baked products. 'MO IMS' OTIDEIMt? Don't let “Cold Demons'* i his chest feel sore and gested—rub on Ment Fast, safe lessen congestion. Its soothe inflamed passages, coughing spasms. For head colds, too ... makes breathing easier. In jars, tubes. IJt/tcA Roliof nith MENTHOLATi I JAM UNABLE TO WORK NOW IS BACK ON HIS JOB Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Patterson, 503 Dennis Street, Houston, Texas, thank HADACOL every week when Mr. Patterson brings home his pay check. Mr. Patterson is a member of Houston Local 213, International Brotherhood of Carpenters and Join ers, but for more than a year was unable to work, despite frequent wonderful offers from contractors. Then last September, Mr. Patter son heard “the blessed news” about HADACOL and the wonderful relief it had brought to countless thou sands. Since then he has taken more than 20 bottles of HADACOL and has worked steady. W. P. PATTERSON Here is Mr. Patterson's statement: “I had been unable to work for more than a year when I heard about HADACOL last September. Since then I have taken about 20 bottles. I am doing carpenter work every day. I was troubled with digestive disturb ances, gas on the stomach and bloat ing. I have recommended HADACOL to about 50 people and most of those who followed my advice are feeling better. I am sure that I owe part of every pay check to HADACOL and the blessed relief that it brings.” Mrs. Patterson, who listened while Mr. Patterson made his statement and incidentally helps him raise un usual types of roses, commented that since he has been taking HADACOL that he is eating her out of “house and home.” He used to eat only frankfurters and Vienna sausages. Mr. Patterson was suffering fra a lack of B Vitamins and the als which HADACOL c< HADACOL comes to you in li form, easily assimilated in the b stream so that it can go to work right away. A lack of only a small amount of B Vitamins and certain Minerals will cause digestive disturbances.*. Your food will not agree with you. •• You will have an upset stomach.•• You will suffer from heartburn, gas pains and your food will sour on your stomach and you will not be able to eat the things you like for fear of being in misery afterwards. Many people also suffer from con stipation. And while these symptoms may be the results of other causes, they are surely and certainly 1 symptoms and signs of lack of Vitamins and Minerals whicl) ACOL contains. And if you from such a deficiency *di there is no known cure except t administration of the vitamii minerals, which your system It is easy to understand, there; why countless thousands have neen benefited by this amazing tonic, HADACOL. So it matters not how old or who you are ... it where you live or if you _ all the medicines under the this wonderful preparation COL a trial. Don't go on s Don't continue to lead a life. Many persons who 1 fered and waited for 10 to 20 years or even longer, are able now to live happy, comfortable lives because HADACOL supplied the Yitami and Minerals which their syste needed. Be fair to yourself. Te rary relief is not enough for Give HADACOL a trial! Sold at all leading drug stores. Trial size only $1.25, but money; buy the large family econ omy size, only $3.50. If your drug gist does not handle HADACOL, order direct from The LeBlanc Cor poration, Lafayette, La., and when the postman brings your package just pay the amount plus the c.*.d. knd postage. If you temit with the order we will pay the postage. Then, if yoi* don't feel perfectly satisfied aftext using HADACOL as directed, Justtfetum the empty car ton and your nioney will be cheer fully lefgoded. Nothing could be fairer.—Adv.