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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. €. DOUBLE FILTERED FOR EXTRA QUALITY ’PURITY MOROLINE PETROLEUM JELLY Grandma SPEARIN'... TWO THINGS you never want to pay any mind to are abuse and Ilattery, 'cause the first can’t harm you and the second can’t help you. $5 paid Mollis Drumm, Charleston, HI.* AIN’T NO TWO WAYS about It. If ye’re lookin’ fer a margarine you kin be proud to set on the table, then ye’re lookin' for Nu- Maid Table-Grade Margarine .. . made ’specially fer the table. Jes taste it ’n see! •Jko IT JES MAKES GOOD SENSE that if you speak kind words— you will hear kind echoes. $5 paid Mr,. L. C. Ayton, Salem. W. Va.* Jar* LAND SAKES! Good tastin’ pies and cakes don’t just grow that way. They call for good tasty shortnin’. And tasty shortnin' of course, means Nu-Maid Margar ine, Table-Grade. *$c * will be paid upon publica tion to the first contributor of each accepted saying or idea for “Grandma Speakin’.” Address Nu-Maid Margarine, Cincinnati 2, Ohio. 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