The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 25, 1948, Image 7
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SPEARIN'...
TWO THINGS you never want to
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Ilattery, 'cause the first can’t
harm you and the second can’t
help you.
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JITTER
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REG’LAR FELLERS
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SUNNYSIDE
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O’BOy/ THE OLD SWIMMING"
U01E! 1 UAVEN’T BEEN
HERE SINCE X WAS A KID.
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VIRGIL
By Len Kleis
I’LL GO UP TO MY ROOM-
MAY0E THERE I CAN GET
AWAY FROM HANDS
POINTING
AT ME •
Rained Out
A FTER a few words, mostly
spoken by the young wife, her
husband sprang to his feet.
“You’ve gone too far,” be ex
claimed, angrily. “This is our last
quarrel. I’m going right out of your
life."
"Oh, Henry, darling, where are
you going?” she cried.
“Where I’ll never trouble you
again,” he replied, as he started to
open the door. "I’ll find a place
where wild adventure will wipe out
the memories of this moment—per
haps in the jungle—or on the stormy
seas . .
As he spoke he opened the door,
then closed it again, and turned
sternly to his wife.
"It’s lucky for you it’s raining,”
he said.
» THAT’LL HOLD TM
Father: "Get up, John. When
Abraham Lincoln was your age,
do you know what he was doing?”
Son: "No, I don’t But I know
what he was doing when he was
your age."
River PUot
"Don’t worry sir,” the captain
reassured the nervous passenger,
"I’ve been running boats on this
river all my life and I know where
every snag, rock and sandbar is."
Just then the boat shivered
throughout its length from strik
ing an underwater snag. “See
there!” cried the captain trium
phantly. "That’s one of them now!"
Does a Better Job, Too
Friend: "Why did you shoot your
husband?”
Young Wife: “We couldn’t afford
divorce.”
Mistress: “When you were hired,
you told me one reason you were
such a good maid was that you
never got tired. This is the third
afternoon I’ve come into the kitchen
and found you asleep.”
Maid: “Yes’m. That’s how I never
get tired! ”
Whistle In the Dark
One at a Time
Beautiful Scenery
Peasant Table Built
From Full Pattern
r\INE out on this gayly deco-
rated, easy-to-build Peasant
Table. Ideally suited for use on
porch, lawn or dining room. Full
size pattern simplifies making and
decorating.
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Yodora
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THE SMTHl/VGesr way
Made with a face cream base. Yodora
is actually soothing to normal skins*
No harsh chemicals or irritating
salts. Won’t harm skin or clothing.
Stays soft and creamy, never gets
grainy.
| TVy gentle Yodora—/eel the wonderful
I difference!
It’s The Law
A piece of paper under the wind
shield^ wiper of a brand new con
vertible parked in a street read:
“Attorney—am inside attending to
business.**
Below, very neatly written, was
this comment: “Policeman — I’m
outside attending to business** and*
on the door was a parking ticket!
User merely traces pattern on lumber
specified, saws and assembles exactly
where pattern indicates. No special tools
or skill required. A matching bench, suit
able for use on lawn or porch, can be
made from Pattern No. 57.
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Send 25c for Peasant Table Pattern No.
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Baseball Logic
The team's leading batter bad
stepped up to the plate and soundly
smacked the first ball for a two-
bagger with three men on base.
The husband, a rabid fan, tinned
to his wife in high glee and shouted.
"Did you see him hit that ball?”
“Well, wasn’t he supposed to?"
coldly countered the lady.
Quick Service
As he paid his bill, the departing
hotel guest turned and shouted to
a bellhop: “Quick, boy, dash up to
306 and see if I left my pajamas.
I’ve got just five minutes to make
my train.”
Four minutes later the bellhop
was back, all out of breath.
“Yes, sir,” he gasped. "They’re
up there.”
Then there was the rich old gentle
man sitting in his wheelchair beside
an open window as a slick chick
walked by, displayed a comely fig
ure.
“Quick, Jenkins," called the old
gentleman to his valet. “Bring me
my teeth, I want to whistle.”
Juror: "Your honor, I beg to be
excused from jury duty on the
ground that I am deaf in one ear.’ 1
Judge: ’That doesn't matter; we
listen to only one side at a time."
Mountain Guide: “Don’t go too
near the edge of that precipice; it’s
dangerous. But if you do fall, re
member to look to the left, you’ll
get a wonderful view.”
Economy package!
One BIG Tea Bag makes a
pitcher of delicious iced tea.
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14 cup butter or margarine
V* lb. marshmallows (about
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1 pkg. Kellogg’s Rice
Krispies (5!4 oz.)
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over water until syrupy. Beat in vanilla. Put
Rice Krispies in greased bowl and pour mix
ture on top. Mix well. Press into 9 x 13 greased
shallow tin. Cut into 2V4' squares when cooL
Yield: 24 delicious Rice Krispies Marshmal
low Squares. Everyone will love them!
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