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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. Ain’t It So Never have been able to figure out whether a woman dresses to make men admire her or women envy her. Some people leave only the mark of a heel In the sands of time. Grandfather had a farm; his son has a garden; hi.q grandson has a can opener. Build It From A Pattern OUTDOOR FIREPLACE IS EAST TO BUILD. If you want to really enjoy pic nics in your own backyard, build • this fireplace. The Easi-Bild meth od of conrtruction takes all the mystery out of bricklaying. It tells how to dig foundations, size and depth needed, also the best cement mixture to use. Easy to understand, step by step instructions and clear assembly illustrations simplify pro cedure. All materials can be pur chased at any lumber yard. No spe cial tools or previous experience are needed Send 25c for Pat. No. 78 to Easi-Bild Pattern Company, Dept. 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Repeating the experiment, he gave the dog another cent and each time he buried it in the ground until he had accumulated five cents. Then he gathered the pennies, went down to the bakery and bought six buns for five cents. Insult to Injury When Uncle Zeke got back to Cactus Junction he swore he was through with New York for life. “I’m crossin’ the street and mindin’ my own business,” he told his cronies round the old cracker barrel, “when a varmint comes lickety split around the corner on two wheels and knocks me flat. D’ye think he apolo gized? No siree! He leans out and hollers, ‘Hey, Pop, as long as you’re down there, how about checking my oil?’ ” Perfect Cooperation ’ For several months a jeweler had noticed a man stopping outside his window each morning to check his watch with the jeweler’s clock. One morning the jeweler said to him, ”1 have noticed you stopping here ev ery morning to check your watch and I’m glad that I can be of some service to you.” “I’m the engineer over at the iron works,” the man replied. “I blow the whistle by my watch, which I check every morning with your clock before I go to work.” “That’s a good one on both of us!” acclaimed the jeweler, “for I set ny clock with your whistle.” WHO ME? A gangster rushed into a saloon shooting right and left, yelling, ‘‘All you dirty skunks get outta here!" The customers fled in the hail of bullets—all except an Englishman who stood at the bar calmly finish ing his drink. “Well?” snapped the gangster. “Well,” replied the Englishman, “there certainly were a lot of them, weren’t there?" He Wasn’t Joking Father: "Git yer jacket aff, young mon, an’ come wi’ me.” Jock: “Yer no goin’ to lick me, are you, Father?” Father: “I am that! 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