The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, June 18, 1948, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
Ain’t It So
Never have been able to figure
out whether a woman dresses to
make men admire her or women
envy her.
Some people leave only the
mark of a heel In the sands of
time.
Grandfather had a farm; his
son has a garden; hi.q grandson
has a can opener.
Build It From A Pattern
OUTDOOR FIREPLACE IS EAST
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assembly illustrations simplify pro
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needed Send 25c for Pat. No. 78 to
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Generations of Americans have taken
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Not too sharp or sour, lemon in water
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NANCY
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JITItK
By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
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SUNNYSIOE
by Clark S. Haas
A Thrifty Dog
A NGUS MacTAVISH took excep
tional pride in his dog’s
thrifty ways. A good friend arrived
at his home one day and with dis
belief listened to the tale of the
penny-wise dog.
When MacTavish left for the
kitchen to mix some drinks be de
cided to test the little Scotch ter
rier. He slipped the dog a penny
and ordered him to go to the local
bakery and buy a bun. Then he
followed the dog. To his consterna
tion the dog trotted to the back
yard where he buried the coin.
Repeating the experiment, he
gave the dog another cent and each
time he buried it in the ground
until he had accumulated five
cents.
Then he gathered the pennies,
went down to the bakery and
bought six buns for five cents.
Insult to Injury
When Uncle Zeke got back to
Cactus Junction he swore he was
through with New York for life.
“I’m crossin’ the street and
mindin’ my own business,” he
told his cronies round the old
cracker barrel, “when a varmint
comes lickety split around the
corner on two wheels and knocks
me flat. D’ye think he apolo
gized? No siree! He leans out
and hollers, ‘Hey, Pop, as long as
you’re down there, how about
checking my oil?’ ”
Perfect Cooperation ’
For several months a jeweler had
noticed a man stopping outside his
window each morning to check his
watch with the jeweler’s clock. One
morning the jeweler said to him, ”1
have noticed you stopping here ev
ery morning to check your watch
and I’m glad that I can be of some
service to you.”
“I’m the engineer over at the iron
works,” the man replied. “I blow
the whistle by my watch, which I
check every morning with your
clock before I go to work.”
“That’s a good one on both of us!”
acclaimed the jeweler, “for I set
ny clock with your whistle.”
WHO ME?
A gangster rushed into a saloon
shooting right and left, yelling, ‘‘All
you dirty skunks get outta here!"
The customers fled in the hail of
bullets—all except an Englishman
who stood at the bar calmly finish
ing his drink.
“Well?” snapped the gangster.
“Well,” replied the Englishman,
“there certainly were a lot of them,
weren’t there?"
He Wasn’t Joking
Father: "Git yer jacket aff, young
mon, an’ come wi’ me.”
Jock: “Yer no goin’ to lick me,
are you, Father?”
Father: “I am that! Didn’t I tell
yer this morning that I’d settle wi’
yer fer bad behavior?”
Jock: “Ay, but I thought it was
only a joke, like whin ye telt the
grocer ye’d settle wi’ him.”
RECOMMENDED BY A WIFE
When Smith walked into his
friend’s office he found him looking
very depressed.
“Hullo, old man,” he said, “what’s
up?”
“Oh, just my njlfe,” replied the
other sadly. “She’s engaged a new
secretary for me.”
“Well, there’s nothing wrong
about that. Is she a blonde or a
brunette?”
“He’s bald.”
Mistaken Identity
“What’s that ugly Insignia on the
side of that bomber?”
“Sh-h-h, not so loud. That’s the
commanding officer looking out the
window.”
Hands Off
Junior: “Pop, what are untouch
ables?”
Pop: "Well, a good example of
an untouchable is the guest towel
In the bathroom.”
for juniors
Date Frock
A pretty little date frock for
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