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\ THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C- Grandma SPEARIN'... ONT5 THING everybody learns easy Is that home is never closer to the heart than when ye’re far away from it. S5 paid Mr,. J. Guinn. Pukenbnrr, W. Va.* JUr> AIN’T NO TWO WAYS about it If ye’re lookin’ for a margarine you kin be proud to set on the table, then ye’re lookin’ fer Nu- Maid TableXJrade Margarine . .. made 'specially fer the table. Jes taste it n see! dko FOLKS who are always itchin’ fer something oughta try gettin’ out and scratchin’ fer it* * t5 will be paid upon publica tion to the first contributor of each accepted saying or idea for "Grandma Speakin’.’’ Address Nu-Maid Margarine, Cincianati 2, Ohio. JU* Tired of coloring your own mar garine? Write your Congressmen and Senators and tell them to re- psal the 10c per pound "Spite Tax” on colored margarine. BOBBY SOX Mart]! Links “I feel sorry for her—knowing that boys just flock around because she’s got a car!” CROSS TOWN Bv Roland Coe “People I bought it from said they had so many invita tions to dine out they never had a chance to use it!” NANCY "watching a THREE-RING CIRCUS IS TOUGH WORK By Ernie Bushmiller To b/e-Grade MARGARINE TEA for the The Immortal Alamo Maxwell House is specially blended to suit the Southern tea lover. Fragrant, hearty, true tea flavor in a blend of choice Ceylon and India teas. Mellow, delicious! Ask your grocer for Maxwell House Tea today. A Product of General Foods UTTLE REGGIE By Margarita JITTER By Arthur Pointer t/STEN.SUSIE, I'LLBE LATH HOME- THE BOSS JUST DUMPED A LOT OF EXTRA WORK ON /AY DESK. REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes YOU .SAID YOU WERE THROUGH WITH GAMBLING FOREVER/ f I PROMISE. YA * IF I LOBE THIS TIME V WBLL I’W DONE FOR GOOD/ 1 OKAY — TM THROUGH / / JUST THIS I'M WASHEDA1P/ 1 ONCE/ CROSS MY HEART' , VIRGIL By Len Kleis Fair Settlement U P IN Minnesota Mr. Olsen had a cow killed by a railroad train. In due season the claim agent for the railroad called. “We understand, of course, that the deceased was a very docile and valuable animal,” said the claim agent in his most persuasive man ner, “and we sympathize with you and your family in your loss. But, Mr. Olsen, you must remember this: Your cow had no business be ing upon our tracks. Those tracks are our private property and when she invaded them, she became a trespasser. Technically speaking, you, as her owner, became a tres passer also. But we have no desire to carry the issue into court and possibly give you trouble. Now then, what would you regard as a fair settlement between you and the railroad company?” “Vail,” said Mr. Olsen slowly, “Ay bane poor Swede farmer, but Ay shall give you two dollars.” SLIP OF TONGUE Boss — do#s your wife know you’re bringing me to dinner? Clerk — does she know! Why, it’s taken me six months to talk her into it Artful Dodger At the breakfast table a young broker was relating an incident which had occurred the night before at his lodge meeting. The president, he said, had offered a silk hat to any member who would soberly declare that during his married life he had never kissed any woman but his own wife. “Dear,” he marveled, “do you know, not a single man stood up.” "Why didn’t you?” the wife de manded. “Oh, darling,” rejoined the wily one, “you know I look terrible in a silk hat.” Small Fry The youngster having found a cute little brown mouse in the flat his family occupied, was all for tak ing it to school with him. His mother tried to talk him out of the idea. "It’s all right. Mother,” said the youngster. “We got lots of mice in school.” “Yes, but tho*e are white mice,” the mother argued. The kid looked at her in disgust. “Aha,” he said. “Race prejudice, huh?” •PASS THE MUSTARD’ "Yes,” said the cheerful one, tell ing of a harrowing experience, "we had reached the place where we had eaten the last dog.” “It must have been terrible!” ex claimed the fair listener. “It was,” he said; “they didn’t even have mustard to put on it, and it was at least 20 miles to the next stand.” The Judge Knew “You are charged,” said the Judge, “with throwing your mother- in-law out of the window. Have you anything to say?” "Yes, your honor, I did it without thinking.” “I realize that, my good man, but don’t you see how dangerous it was for anyone who might have been passing at the time.” Misunderstanding Asylum inmate (to man driving by with a load of fertilizer)—What are you going to do with that? Driver—Put it on my strawber ries.” A. I.—That’s funny. We put sugar on our strawberries. Rasie in Salary Under the community-property law a husband is entitled to half his income, which is a big increase for most married men. ‘MARCHE MILITAIRE’ A little piano pupil who had learned her music lesson very well was told she could choose her next piece. “Oh, please, may I learn ‘Marsh mallow Tear’?” she asked. “I don’t believe I know that,” an swered the teacher. “Could you hum a few measures of it for me?” The child began to sing, and pres ently the teacher recognized the melody of Schubert’s “Marche Mill- taire.” Million Irishmen Attend Largest Political Meeting Probably the largest political mass meeting in history, says Col lier’s, was that called at Tara, Ire land, on August 15, 1843, to hear the Irish statesman, Daniel O’Con nell, demand the repeal of the union between his country and Great Britain. It was attended by more than 1,000,000 people, a number equiva lent, at that time, to one person in every family in Ireland. 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