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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C. ANOTHER l A General Quiz <v. <v. fv. fv. (v. o- O- O- C^- O- O- \ ASH ME ^ \ l ANOTHER t \ ■ ? ? 1. Old Fort Duquesne is now in what city? 2. Are there any women investi gators in the FBI? 3. Where was Douglas MacAr- thur born? 4. What is the approximate length of a one dollar bill? 5. When was the Daughters of American Revolution organized? 6. How deep down is the ground frozen in Alaska? 7. What is the approximate limit in time for the germination of wheat? 8. Why is snow white? The Answers 1. Pittsburgh. 2. No. Women are employed in other capacities in the FBI, but not as investigators. 3. Little Rock, Ark. 4. Six inches. 5. In 1890. 6. In the interior the soil is per manently frozen to a depth of sev eral hundred feet. 7. Twenty-five years. 8. Snow, being crystallized, re flects almost all the light of the spectrum, and, therefore, contains all of its colors. Therefore, it hap pens to be white. 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T a b I e - G r a d e MARGARINE rot MIIOI AMES All PAIRS IF RHEUMATISM NEURITIS-LUMBAGO MCNEILS MAGIC REMEDY BRINGS BLESSED RELIEF Urge Bottle ; .ms i um^UO- Small Size 60c » CIITIti: IK HIT It IIIECTII « IT 111 coot om STOUT (I IT Mtll •• ucail (I (rict MOtii mi co., itc. iicitHimt V mmi IF YOU WERE A WAVE. WAC, MARINE or SPAR Find out what Nursing . - offers you! v - an education leading to R. N. - more opportunities every year la hospitals, public health, etc. - your allowance under the G. L Bill of Rights often covers your entire nursing coarse. -ask for more information at the hospital where yon j would like to enter nursing. ’ CROSS TOWN By Roland Coe “He wants to be a fireman when he grows up— don’t you Spotty?” “Well—1 can’t list ’em offhand but being a movie stai must have some drawbacks'.” NANCY --THE SUPPLY AT THE ■ CITY RESERVOIR IS BELOW NORMAL r" LITTLE REGGIE r By Margarita MUTT AND JEFF MoW I OUSMTA i SOME FARES.' NUMBER ONE IN LINHJ PUBLIC HACK STAND (F0R5CaBS)B>^ By Bud Fisher <^ / ff I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY PLACE IN LINE.' REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes JUNmY DRY CLEANERS t SEE. YOU DID A BIT OF .SEWIN’ ON MV feASKEr&AU. SUIT * RIPS NOTHIN'— THEV WERE TH‘ ARM-HOLES an’ , LEG-HOLES! \ ?/ VIRGIL By Len Kleis Couldn’t Be Worse • D OWN in Alabama, old Uncle Pete Houston, farmer, stock raiser and horse trader, enjoyed go ing to the county seat each month on court day to transact his mani fold business operations. While there, he stopped at the home of his old friend, Seymour Howland. One court day, night came on without the appearance of Uncle Pete at the Howland residence, and his old sidekick. Seymour, began to worry about him. It wasn’t until well along in the evening that Uncle Pete came stomping up on the How land veranda. He explained that he had been delayed swapping horses with Jake Mashby. “Jake Mashby!” yelled Seymour. “Don't you know that fellow is the biggest crook in the South? And you have been dumb enough to swap horses with him in the dark. Well, I can tell you, without looking at the horse you’ve got, that he ain't worth a tarnation.” "Seymour,” rejoined the veteran trader, “I’ll admit that I don’t know much about the horse I’ve got; but I shore do know a powerful lot about the one I got rid of!” Slightly Mixed Up The Smiths wheeled their baby in a perambulator that was something of a family heirloom. It had once belonged to the baby’s own father. The fact thrilled little Annie, a neighbor’s daughter. Rushing into the house and but tonholing her mother, she cried: “Just think, Mother. Mrs. Smith wheels her baby in the very same carriage she once used to wheel her husband in!” TRICK SHOT An eminent clergyman visiting Port Huron was golfing on a local course, and for his caddy had a lad full of spice and ginger. At the first tee, the reverend gen tleman asked the caddy how far it was to the first hole, and the caddy replied: “Three hundred and fifty yards, parson.’’ “Oh,” remarked the clergyman, “just a drive and a putt.” He teed up his ball, took his stance, and then, waggling his club a bit, he finally drove the pill about 20 yards down the course. The caddy hitched up his trousers and peered out over the fairway. “Reverend,” he finally remarked, “that’s gonna be one heck of g putt.” A Wild Country Charles M. Schwab, while getting some steel contracts in Great Brit ain once, was asked concerning a young man who had been with him on a previous visit. "I’m sorry,” replied the steel magnate, “but he was killed by a revolving crane.” “My word,” gasped the Britisher in flabbergasted amazement. “What fierce birds •you have in America.” Delicate Hint A stout lady got on the street car and put a parcel of sausages beside her. A young man in plus fours got on at the next stop and sat down on the edge of the parcel. Turning to him she said, “Excuse me, but do you play golf?” The young man, somewhat taken aback, said he did. “Well, would you mind getting off my links?” asked the lady. * MOSTLY SELLING An artist confesses he put ten years’ work into a picture he has just sold. Nine of them are said to have been devoted to selling. LABOR SAVER Two domestic employees were talking over their individual problems in connection with their work. Said one to the other: “The lady I work for says I should always warm the plates for our dinner guests. But that’s too much work,' so I just warm hers and she never knows the difference.” Just Testing Them The nice old lady smiled at the little girl who had been left in charge of the cake shop. “Don’t you sometimes feel tempt ed to eat one of the cream puffs, my dear?” she said. The little girl was quite shocked. "Of course not,” she replied. “That would be stealing. I only lick them.” SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Scalloped Sic 2bc timer opea ^recent on oLJay Q J\ SA ool or f-^arty ^l)re55 8152 12-42 Daytime Dress T\ AINTY scallops make a very pretty finish for this wearable daytime dress. Diagonal lines are the season’s pet style—and see how neatly the narrow belt cir cles your waist. * • * Pattern No. 8152 comes in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18. 20: 40 and 42. Size 14, 3% yards af 35 or 39-inch. Yoked Princess Frock AN exciting round yoked dress ** that’s nice for school—lovely enough for parties, too. Slim prin cess panels are so simple to sew, the keyhole neckline is as cute as can be. Trim with lace or ruffling. * * * Pattern No. 8264, is for sizes 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14 years. Size 8, 2 5 ,a yards of 39- inch. Smiles When a woman refuses to tell her weight, she probably weighs a hundred and plenty. Seriously “And so I told her that I loved -ier and we’d be married in sum mer.” “July?” “No, I meant it.” Needs Her "Is my sweetheart ever clever. She has brains enough for two.” 'Then she’s just the girl for you to marry." In the Hat “How come you tipped your hat to that delicious doll? Do you know her?” “No, but this is Charlie’s hat and he knows her.” MCIA/O that makes folks PIIL WO sleep all night! Thousands now sleep undisturbed because of the news that their being awakened night after night miaht be from bladder irritation, not the kidneys. Let's hope so! That’s a condition Foley Pills usually allay within 24 hours. Since blad der irritation is so prevalent and Foley Pills so E otent. Foley Pills must benefit you within 24 ours or DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK. Make 24-hour test. Get Foley Pills from drug gist. Full satisfaction or DOUBLE YOUB MONEY BACK. Send an additional twenty-five cents for your copy of the Spring and Summer FASHION—52 pages of smart, easy to make frocks; special features; free pat* tern printed inside the book. Send your order to: SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7. 111. Enclose 25 cents in coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No Name Address Size Beware Coughs from common colds That Hang On Creomulsion relieves promptly be cause it goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, in flamed bronchial mucous mem branes. Tell your druggist to sell yon a bottle of Creomulsion with the un derstanding you must like the way It quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. CREOMULSION for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis The juice of a lemon in a glass of water, when taken first thing on aris ing, is ail that most people need to insure prompt, normal elimination. No more harsh laxatives that irritate the digestive tract and impair nutri tion! Lemon in water is pood for you I Generations of Americans have taken lemons for health—and generations of doctors have recommended them. They are rich in vitamin C; supply valuable amounts of Bi and P. They alkalinize; aid digestion. Not too sharp or sour, lemon in water has a refreshing tang —clears the mouth, wakes you up. It’s not a purgative —simply helps your sys tem regulate itself. Try it 10 days. USf CALIFORNIA SUNKIST LEMONS IpfeTEUpAIN PLUGS YOU WITH racking i 'i • Rub iii gently-warming Ben-Gay for soothing re lief from simple headache! Ben-Gay contains up to 2 Vz times more of two famous pain-relieving agents known to every doctor—methyl salicylate and men thol—than five other widely offered rub-ins. Insist on genuine Ben-Gay, the original Baume Analgesique. It brings quick relief! Also for Palo due to RHEUMATISM, MUSCLE ACHE, nd COLDS. Ask for Mild Ben-Cay for Children. SSen-Ga