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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C. “It doesn’t seem possible, Bruce, that at breakfast time I had never dreamed you existed!” CROSS TOWN Bv Roland Coe “Restrain yourself, Pete! It isn’t every day we get a size print!” NANCY THAT YALE PENNANT JS TOO SMALL TO COVER THAT BIG CRACK By Ernie Bushmiller LITTLE REGGIE ft By Margarita MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher JITTER By Arthur Pointer SEWING CIRCLE PAHERNS Realistic Judge A CLERK was drawn for Jury duty, but he asked the judge to excuse him. “We're very busy at the office just now,” he explained, "and I’ve got to be there.” “So you think your employer can’t get along without you, eh? queried the judge. “No, Your Honor,” replied the man. "I think he can, but I don’t want him to find it out.” “Excused,” said the judge. Human Measuring Worm At dusk, Eph came in from the field*to find his friend, Erasmus, waiting for him. “Golly, but I sho am tired,” Eph complained. “Whut you-all been a-doin’?” asked Erasmus. “Well, you see,” explained Eph, “Paw’s been a-settin’ out fence posts, an’ I’m jest five feet tall. So I been a-layin’ down an’ a-gettin’ up an’ a-layin' down and a-gettin’ up all around his 10-acre field, so’s he could measure them posts 10 feet apart!” IT SEEMED RIGHT The lights had gone out in the bus, and the tall man asked the lady, who had got on at the last stop, if he could help her find a strap. ‘T’ve already found one.” she said. “Then would you mind letting go of my necktie?” Better Get Off "Ticket, please!” Sheepishly, the commuter looket up at the suburban train conductor. "I find myself in an embarrassing position,” he confessed. “This morning I left my monthly commu tation ticket in my other suit, and tonight I seem to have left my wal let at the office. I have no ticket and no money. It’s most embarrassing.” "I wouldn’t worry too muck sympathized the conductor. “Where are you going?” The passenger named his station. The conductor removed his hat and scratched his head. “Add this to your grief,” he said slowly. “This train doesn’t stop there.” Practical Question A famous psychologist had fin ished his lecture and was answering questions from the floor. A meek little man asked, “Did you say that good poker player could hold down any kind of executive job?" ‘That’s right,” answered the lec turer. "Does that raise a question in your mind?” ‘Yes,” was the reply. "What would a good poker player want with a job?” HAS ONE AT HOME Bill—Have you seen one of those new instrJRients that can tell when a man is lying? Hank—Seen one? I married one. Might Be Unlucky DonaT,” asked the minister, ‘why do you not get a wife?” ‘Oh, Reverend,” came the cau tious rejoinder, “I micht get a bad one.” Trust to Providence, DonaT,” counseled the good clergyman, ‘trust to Providence. Ye’ll get a gujd one.” An expression of extreme caution flitted over Donald's face. I’m no’ so sure, minister,” he cagily replied, “for ye ken Provi dence has to dispose o’ the bad as well as the guid.” Can’t Fool Them A lawyer was questioning a farmer about the truthfulness of a neighbor. “Wal,” said the farmer, “I wouldn’t exactly say he was a liar, but I tell ye, when it comes time to feed his hags, he has to git somebody else to call 'em for him.” f^or IflfJatronS ’ I 'HIS lovely afternoon dress is -*• designed to slim and trim the slightly larger figure. Dainty ruf fling at the neck and shoulder gathers give a nice feminine air— see how smooth the skirt falls. 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