The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, October 10, 1947, Image 9
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C.
“It doesn’t seem possible, Bruce, that at breakfast time I
had never dreamed you existed!”
CROSS
TOWN
Bv
Roland Coe
“Restrain yourself, Pete! It isn’t every day we get a size
print!”
NANCY
THAT YALE PENNANT
JS TOO SMALL TO
COVER THAT BIG
CRACK
By Ernie Bushmiller
LITTLE REGGIE
ft
By Margarita
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
SEWING CIRCLE PAHERNS
Realistic Judge
A CLERK was drawn for Jury
duty, but he asked the judge to
excuse him.
“We're very busy at the office
just now,” he explained, "and I’ve
got to be there.”
“So you think your employer
can’t get along without you, eh?
queried the judge.
“No, Your Honor,” replied the
man. "I think he can, but I don’t
want him to find it out.”
“Excused,” said the judge.
Human Measuring Worm
At dusk, Eph came in from the
field*to find his friend, Erasmus,
waiting for him.
“Golly, but I sho am tired,” Eph
complained.
“Whut you-all been a-doin’?”
asked Erasmus.
“Well, you see,” explained Eph,
“Paw’s been a-settin’ out fence
posts, an’ I’m jest five feet tall. So I
been a-layin’ down an’ a-gettin’ up
an’ a-layin' down and a-gettin’ up
all around his 10-acre field, so’s he
could measure them posts 10 feet
apart!”
IT SEEMED RIGHT
The lights had gone out in the bus,
and the tall man asked the lady,
who had got on at the last stop, if he
could help her find a strap.
‘T’ve already found one.” she
said.
“Then would you mind letting go
of my necktie?”
Better Get Off
"Ticket, please!”
Sheepishly, the commuter looket
up at the suburban train conductor.
"I find myself in an embarrassing
position,” he confessed. “This
morning I left my monthly commu
tation ticket in my other suit, and
tonight I seem to have left my wal
let at the office. I have no ticket and
no money. It’s most embarrassing.”
"I wouldn’t worry too muck
sympathized the conductor. “Where
are you going?”
The passenger named his station.
The conductor removed his hat
and scratched his head. “Add this
to your grief,” he said slowly. “This
train doesn’t stop there.”
Practical Question
A famous psychologist had fin
ished his lecture and was answering
questions from the floor. A meek
little man asked, “Did you say that
good poker player could hold
down any kind of executive job?"
‘That’s right,” answered the lec
turer. "Does that raise a question
in your mind?”
‘Yes,” was the reply. "What
would a good poker player want
with a job?”
HAS ONE AT HOME
Bill—Have you seen one of those
new instrJRients that can tell when
a man is lying?
Hank—Seen one? I married one.
Might Be Unlucky
DonaT,” asked the minister,
‘why do you not get a wife?”
‘Oh, Reverend,” came the cau
tious rejoinder, “I micht get a bad
one.”
Trust to Providence, DonaT,”
counseled the good clergyman,
‘trust to Providence. Ye’ll get a
gujd one.”
An expression of extreme caution
flitted over Donald's face.
I’m no’ so sure, minister,” he
cagily replied, “for ye ken Provi
dence has to dispose o’ the bad as
well as the guid.”
Can’t Fool Them
A lawyer was questioning a
farmer about the truthfulness of
a neighbor.
“Wal,” said the farmer, “I
wouldn’t exactly say he was a
liar, but I tell ye, when it comes
time to feed his hags, he has to
git somebody else to call 'em for
him.”
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The Calypso songs of Trinidad
Negroes, such as Stone Cold Dead
in the Market, have become so
popular in the United States since
1935 that one singer alone, Wil
moth Houdini, of New York’s Har
lem, has recorded over 400 of
them.
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