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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C. •Vf**f v ** v ** x -* v *< v *< v ** v -* v -< v *f k - €*• f^- o- <V. fV. I ASK ME - ? l ANOTHER 7 A General Quiz ? ? ? ? j> « \JCMCI Ul VafUIZ 7 1. What color are germs? 2. Why are raindrops round? 3. How many strings are usual ly found on a harp? 4. Do the Japanese cherry trees in Washington, D. C., bear fruit? 5. Were Jordan almonds named after the Jordan river? 6. What doctor first discovered that disease could be traced by chest sounds? The Answers 1. They are colorless. 2. Because the characteristics of liquids is that the particles stick as closely together as possible 3. Usually 46. 4. Rarely do they bear fruit. 5. No. The name is derived from “jardyne almaunde,” mean ing cultivated almond. 6. Hippocrates. Cars, trucks and tractors shouldn’t smoke, either When your car, truck or tractor engine starts to smoke and burn oil, it’s a sure sign of wasted power. Sealed Power Piston Rings will end that waste, save oil, save gas, restore power. 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