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i THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C. Star Medallion in Heirloom Crochet C'VEN a beginner will find this medallion easy crochet. Joined, the medallions form a lovely pattern for large or small accessories. • * * A new star—a medallion that makes an heirloom of your crochet. Pattern 7404 has directions; stiich. Price of pat tern is 20 cents. Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. 564 W. Randolph St. Chicago 80, 111. Enclose 20 cents for pattern. No Name Address KoohAid | AT GROCERS perspiration odor THE WAY Made w ith a jace cream base. Yodora is actually soothing to normal skins. No harsh chemicals or irritating salts. Won't harm skin or clothing. Stays soft and creamy, never gets grainy. | lYy gentle Yodora—jeel the wonderful i I difference! ranteed & L Good Housekeeping ♦> ^ dsodoro/Hy*-' a * BoOblno. Inc.. Bridsepart, ( BOBBY SOX Marty Links r: • /t5 "They went out to get the car over a half hour ago. I wonder, do you suppose it was stolen or something?” CROSS TOWN Bv Roland Coe “Would you care to contribute to our baseball fund, Mr. Biggs? It’s to pay for any windows we break in the neighborhood.” By Ernie Biuhmiller MUTT AND JEFF Bud Fisher SO I'LL SEND THEM A SPECIAL DELIVERY LETTER ON STATING IF THEY DO NOT PRINT IT ON THURSDAY- JITTER By Arthur Pointer ACHtS BO,lS A V H Xc a OR SORENESS Quickly apply soothing and com forting GRAY’S OINTMENT with its wholesome antiseptics and na ture aiding medication. Nothing else like it—nothing so comforting—or S leasant for externally caused skin roubles. 35c. Get a package today. —to control aphids and other similar insects. A little goes a long way — One ounce of Black Leaf 40 makes 6 gal lons of effective aphid- spray. Buy only in factory-sealed packages to insure full strength. TOBACCO BY-PRODUCTS l CHEMICAL CORP, INCORPORATED LOUISVILLE ?. KT. 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Doans Pills VIRGIL WHAT DO >00 THINK YOU'RE DOIMO I'M BALANCING ) 1 THIS UNTIL TH' ^ ROTATOE BREAKS \OPF AN' FALLS f T SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes WHERE ROOTS BELONG A CERTAIN exceedingly wealthy and extremely ancient Chicago dowager, whose ambition seems to be to live forever, annually enter tains a huge army of expectant heirs at a big party. They keep hoping that this party will be the last, and that their next meeting will be for the reading of the will, but Mrs. Moneybags keeps rolling along. At her latest party, which oc curred recently, the old lady looked down upon the gathering from her improvised dais and, with consid erable relish, remarked, “What a wonderful sight it is to see such a number of branches flourishing from the same root!” Whereupon one poor relation re marked to another, "The branches would flourish a dam sight better if only the root were under ground!” PERSUASIVE Visitor—How did your horse hap pen to win the race? Jockey—Well, I just kept whisper ing in his ear, “Roses are read, vio lets are blue—horses that lose are made into glue.” Too Much Harmony A Southern storekeeper, who was also justice of the peace, was sit ting in front of his store when a col ored man drove up. “Say, squiah,” the latter an nounced, "dat woman you married me to las’ week has ten chillun, an’ every one of them plays some kin’ oh a musical Instrument.” “Why, thats a regular band, Mose,” replied the justice. “Do you want me to send off and get you a horn, too?” "No, suh,” was the dismal re sponse. “Ah wants to git disband ed.’’ , Such Manners Three-year-old Ned was taken, for the first time, by his Grandma to the club for tea. When a glass of crushed ice and a bottle of ginger ale were placed in front of him, his eyes grew big—he was a real man now. After a sip or two of it he was asked how he liked his drink of ginger ale. "Fine, Grandma, but it sneezes in my face.” JUST TESTING The barber had cut him, nicked him and gashed him. “Give me a glass of water, please,” gasped the victim. “You aren’t going to faint, I hope?” asked the barber in alarm. “No,” replied the victim, “I just want to see if my mouth still holds water.” They’ll Be Sorry “Friend Smithers,” remarked a neighbor to the old gentleman whose family had relegated him to a dark little room in the attic, “don’t you think your children are treating you rather badly?,” “Yes, I suppose they are,” admit ted the old man. He pondered the question a few moments, then sud denly cackled with glee. “But they have children,” he added, “and they will avenge me!” The Uniform Wife—I think married men should wear something to show they’re married. Husband—I do—this shiny suit. Ten Dollar Words Attendant (in filling station)— Boss, your doctor’s in here with a flat tire. Boss—Swell! Diagnose the trou ble as puncture wounds resulting In prolapsus of the perimeter. Pre scribe plastic surgery followed by the administration of violent flatu- lents, and charge him accordingly. That’s what he's been doing to me! Preparation Patron—Why do you have only horror, detective and mystery sto ries in your shop? Barber—I find it much easier to cut hair when it is standing on end. Let's Have a Party With Gaines, Tricks YX/HO said the summer’s no ’time for parties? Make yours a hot-weather hit with cool drinks, light refreshments and some quiet games. * • * Pencil and paper games are appropri ate for summertime. So are magic tricks and fortune-telling stunts. Word games Parties that Click are popular, too. because they can be played while sitting down. To give a really successful party, send for our booklet No. 60. Send 25 cents (coin) for “Games for Good Parties” to Weekly Newspaper Service, 243 West 17th St., New York 11, N. Y. Print name, address, booklet title and No. 60. Falls in St. John River Reversed by High Tides The falls in the St. John river reverses itself. This is caused by the 50-foot tides in the Bay of Fundy. At low tide the St. John river flows into the bay over a 15- foot falls. But at high tide the water comes in with such a rush that the falls are reversed, the sea water falling into the river from a height of 25 feet. SMALL FRY by QUICKIE BREAKFAST READY TO SERVE. DELICIOUS/ GET THE ORIGINAL KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES IN THE WHITE, RED, AND GREEN PACKAGE. REGULAR OR FAMILY SIZE . NEW KEROSENE SERVEL Rims FOR FEN CENTS RIXY Yes, it operates silently, economically on kerosene I The new Servel Kerosene Refrigerator brings you every new con venience . . . big sub-freezing compartment for ice cream, ice cubes, frozen foods! A roomy interior with adjustable shelves to store large milk cans, giant turkeys, watermelons. Best of all, the Servel Kerosene Refrigerator has no moving parts in its freezing system. No machinery, valves, pistons or pumps. 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