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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
Star Medallion in
Heirloom Crochet
C'VEN a beginner will find this
medallion easy crochet.
Joined, the medallions form a
lovely pattern for large or small
accessories.
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A new star—a medallion that makes
an heirloom of your crochet. Pattern
7404 has directions; stiich. Price of pat
tern is 20 cents.
Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept.
564 W. Randolph St. Chicago 80, 111.
Enclose 20 cents for pattern.
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“Would you care to contribute to our baseball fund,
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neighborhood.”
By Ernie Biuhmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
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week, never stopping, the kidneys filter
waste matter from the blood.
If more people were aware of how the
kidneys must constantly remove sur
plus fluid, excess acids and other waste
matter that cannot stay in the blood
without injury to health, there would
be better understanding of tchp the
whole system is upset when kidneys fall
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SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes
WHERE ROOTS BELONG
A CERTAIN exceedingly wealthy
and extremely ancient Chicago
dowager, whose ambition seems to
be to live forever, annually enter
tains a huge army of expectant
heirs at a big party. They keep
hoping that this party will be the
last, and that their next meeting
will be for the reading of the will,
but Mrs. Moneybags keeps rolling
along.
At her latest party, which oc
curred recently, the old lady looked
down upon the gathering from her
improvised dais and, with consid
erable relish, remarked, “What a
wonderful sight it is to see such a
number of branches flourishing from
the same root!”
Whereupon one poor relation re
marked to another, "The branches
would flourish a dam sight better if
only the root were under ground!”
PERSUASIVE
Visitor—How did your horse hap
pen to win the race?
Jockey—Well, I just kept whisper
ing in his ear, “Roses are read, vio
lets are blue—horses that lose are
made into glue.”
Too Much Harmony
A Southern storekeeper, who was
also justice of the peace, was sit
ting in front of his store when a col
ored man drove up.
“Say, squiah,” the latter an
nounced, "dat woman you married
me to las’ week has ten chillun, an’
every one of them plays some kin’
oh a musical Instrument.”
“Why, thats a regular band,
Mose,” replied the justice. “Do you
want me to send off and get you a
horn, too?”
"No, suh,” was the dismal re
sponse. “Ah wants to git disband
ed.’’ ,
Such Manners
Three-year-old Ned was taken, for
the first time, by his Grandma to
the club for tea. When a glass of
crushed ice and a bottle of ginger
ale were placed in front of him, his
eyes grew big—he was a real man
now. After a sip or two of it he
was asked how he liked his drink of
ginger ale. "Fine, Grandma, but
it sneezes in my face.”
JUST TESTING
The barber had cut him, nicked
him and gashed him.
“Give me a glass of water,
please,” gasped the victim.
“You aren’t going to faint, I
hope?” asked the barber in alarm.
“No,” replied the victim, “I just
want to see if my mouth still holds
water.”
They’ll Be Sorry
“Friend Smithers,” remarked a
neighbor to the old gentleman whose
family had relegated him to a dark
little room in the attic, “don’t you
think your children are treating you
rather badly?,”
“Yes, I suppose they are,” admit
ted the old man. He pondered the
question a few moments, then sud
denly cackled with glee. “But they
have children,” he added, “and they
will avenge me!”
The Uniform
Wife—I think married men
should wear something to show
they’re married.
Husband—I do—this shiny suit.
Ten Dollar Words
Attendant (in filling station)—
Boss, your doctor’s in here with a
flat tire.
Boss—Swell! Diagnose the trou
ble as puncture wounds resulting In
prolapsus of the perimeter. Pre
scribe plastic surgery followed by
the administration of violent flatu-
lents, and charge him accordingly.
That’s what he's been doing to me!
Preparation
Patron—Why do you have only
horror, detective and mystery sto
ries in your shop?
Barber—I find it much easier to
cut hair when it is standing on end.
Let's Have a Party
With Gaines, Tricks
YX/HO said the summer’s no
’time for parties? Make yours
a hot-weather hit with cool drinks,
light refreshments and some quiet
games.
* • *
Pencil and paper games are appropri
ate for summertime. So are magic tricks
and fortune-telling stunts. Word games
Parties that Click
are popular, too. because they can be
played while sitting down.
To give a really successful party, send
for our booklet No. 60. Send 25 cents
(coin) for “Games for Good Parties” to
Weekly Newspaper Service, 243 West 17th
St., New York 11, N. Y. Print name,
address, booklet title and No. 60.
Falls in St. John River
Reversed by High Tides
The falls in the St. John river
reverses itself. This is caused by
the 50-foot tides in the Bay of
Fundy. At low tide the St. John
river flows into the bay over a 15-
foot falls. But at high tide the
water comes in with such a rush
that the falls are reversed, the sea
water falling into the river from
a height of 25 feet.
SMALL FRY by
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