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tf THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C. Squeeze Play Walter—I proposed to Tessie in the garage. John—What happened? Walter—She wouldn’t let me back out. Fair Warning A mother took her seven-year-old son with her to the grocery store. The grocer noticed the hoy eyeing a large barrel of apples, so he gave him one. "Watch out for the worms, son,” ad monished his mother. "Any worms in this here apple bet ter watch out for me,” the youngster retorted. No Hardship Psychiatrist—Is there anyone in your family suffering from insan ity? Patient—Oh, no, they’re all en joying it immensely. Middle age is that period of a man’s life when he would rather not have a good time than to have to get over one. Squeeze Play Walter—I proposed to Tessie in the garage. John—What happened? Walter—She wouldn’t let me back out. fcOOl-Aul nyiakes 1° r jATGR0CEI ? llWfZlv.AtMS KOOLAID] kMBSr 1 m Grandma SPEARIN'... 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WHAT By Bud Fisher TOO AND A QUESTION MARK ON THE END OF YbUR SENTENC&PRINTED IN BLACK AND WHITE! ~y OH, WELL,THERE'S OTHER THINGS IN THE PAPER- NEWS, SPORT? EDiToRlALS- REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes th* .sun WENT DOWN TWO HOURS ASO, IT’? NOW OFFICIAU.V NIGHT! ,, WOW-J VIRGIL By Len Kleis U ERE is a complete guide to the basic stitches of crochet to enable you to make fashion ac cessories, crocheted articles. This instruction sheet shows you how to do simple stitches and also the “star” stitch, the ^shell” stitch, picoting, finishing edgings. • * e To obtain instruction sheet on HOW TO CROCHET (Pattern No. 5417), send 20 cents in coin, your name, address and pat tern number. Gas on Stomach R*Uev«l in 5 minutes or double your money back When excess stomach acid causes painful, suffocat ing gas, sour stomach and heartburn, doctors usually prescribe th» fastest-acting medicines known for ptomatic relief — medicines like those i n Bell-ana No laxative. Bell-ans brings comfort in « 9SI lifts to UJ mptom bleta. iffy or double your money back on return of bottle ‘ us. 25c at all druggists. Due to an unusually large demand and current conditions, slightly more time is required in filling orders for a few of the mosr popular patterns. Send your order to: SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7. 111. Enclose 20 cents for Pattern. No Name Address QUa. dtiqh. J'inanxjL A man was walking down the street carrying a beautiful cat. Someone stopped him and asked him how much money he wanted to sell the cat. The cat owner replied: “$10,000.” “Why that’s preposterous—$10,- 000!” the man exclaimed. A few days later the would-be purchaser again ran into the cat owner and, upon asking about the cat, learned it had been sold. “Sold?” inquired the would-be purchaser. “For how much?” “For $10,000.” “Cash?” cried the skeptic. “Well, not exactly,” said the owner. “I got two $5,000 dogs in exchange.” HARSH LAXATIVES UNNECESSARY? Millions Find Healthful Fresh Fruit Drink Gives Them All the Laxative Aid They Need Don’t form the habit of depending on harsh, griping laxatives until you’ve tried this easy, healthful way millions now use to keep regular. It’s fresh lemon juice and water taken first thing in the morning-just as soon as you get up, the juice of one Sunkist Lemon in a glass of water. Taken thus, on an empty stomach, it stimulates normal bowel action, day after day, for most people. And lemons are actively good for you. They ’re among the richest sources of vitamin C, which combats fatigue, helps resist colds and infections. They supply vitamins Bi and P, aid diges tion and help alkalinize the system. Try this grand wake-up drink 10 mornings. See if it doesn’t hfelp you! Use California Sunkist Lemons. FALSE TEETH To hold your loose uppers and low ers comfortably secure all day—and every day, try dentist’s amazing dis covery called STAZE. Not, a “messy” powder! STAZE is pleasant-to-use paste. Get 35c tube at druggist today! Accept no substitute! ^ AW H«H* All Day ar Ynr mao Back I RICE KBISHESfia 4 Be sure you get America’s favorite rice cereal, )■ the one and only Kellogg’s Rice Kris pies I —— §1 j§ iHi A.&'0 - !'•• p M ■ • Changing hU community to a program of balanced farming earned for M. P. Moore, Senatobia, Mississippi, election to the Champion Farmers of America in 1944. On his 15,000 acres he pioneered soil conservation methods, proved that feed crops can be grown, and showed that properly managed rundown land will profitably support livestock. On fewer acres he grows as much cotton as under the one-crop system, and on the acres removed from cotton, raises feed for hundreds of cattle. The purebred Polled Herefords on his Circle “M” Ranch are among the best. For four consecutive years his auction prices have set new world records. His many tractors are equipped with Firestone Ground Grip tires, and he says that the new Firestone Champion Ground Grip is the best tire he has ever used. NOTE: Write to The Firestone Tire & Rubber Company, Akron, Ohio, for booklet “M. P. Moore, Champion Farmer.” ■ ' .V ~ , ’4' '' ' ''# - _ • 4 ^ - ^ Champion Farmer Moore Uses I firestone CHAMPION GROUND GRIPS T HERE are four sound reasons why men like Champion Farmer Moore are putting their tractors on Firestone Champion Ground Grips: (1) they clean up to 100% more effec tively; (2) they pull up to 62% more; (3) they last up to 91% longer; and (4) they roll more smoothly on the highways. The extra high, curved, connected traction bars make this superiority possible. Shaped like a pyramid, they cut into the soil with a sharp, cleaving action. Mud falls from them freely because the space between the bars is wider at the shoulders than near the center of the tread. The bar connections brace and strengthen the tread and give the tires a powerful “center bite” in the very heart of the traction zone. The tires roll smoothly because the curved, connected bars are in continuous contact with the highway. It will pay you to insist upon Firestone Champion Ground Grips for your tractor. They cost no more than ordinary tires. M. P. MOORE C e e3- —■ trefOrC? RdF Se' , 4*DDid ^ is. Listen to the Voice of Firestone every Monday evening over NBC Copyright, 1947, Th» Firegtoo• Tin A Rubber Ob, ANY OTHER TRACTOR TIRE