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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C.
Squeeze Play
Walter—I proposed to Tessie in
the garage.
John—What happened?
Walter—She wouldn’t let me
back out.
Fair Warning
A mother took her seven-year-old
son with her to the grocery store. The
grocer noticed the hoy eyeing a large
barrel of apples, so he gave him one.
"Watch out for the worms, son,” ad
monished his mother.
"Any worms in this here apple bet
ter watch out for me,” the youngster
retorted.
No Hardship
Psychiatrist—Is there anyone in
your family suffering from insan
ity?
Patient—Oh, no, they’re all en
joying it immensely.
Middle age is that period of a
man’s life when he would rather
not have a good time than to have
to get over one.
Squeeze Play
Walter—I proposed to Tessie in
the garage.
John—What happened?
Walter—She wouldn’t let me
back out.
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SPEARIN'...
THE SILENCE when gossipy
women pause fer breath is the
most delightful part o’ their con
versation.
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THEM TWO WORDS — "Table-
Grade”—sure tell a heap o’ things
1)001 Nu-Maid Margarine. Yep,
Nu-Maid Margarine is made
'specially fer the table. As fine a
spread as money can buy.
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DON’T TRY to mend the ways o’
others ’til you’ve mended yer
own. You’ll find that’s a full-time
job.
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’ROUND OUR HOUSE, every
body’s plumb crazy 'bout the way
vegetables taste when they’re
seasoned with Table-Grade Nu-
Maid Margarine. It don’t surprise
me, 'cuz anything that tastes as
good as Nu-Maid all by itself is
Bound to make other foods taste
better, too!
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MARGARINE
FREE
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ENLARGEMENT
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I had as much talent as my folks think I have,
ought to be smart enough t’ figure a way to
get out of taking lessons!”
NEEDLEWORK RATTERNS
| Baszc Stitches of Crochet
Do yon believe in love at first sight?”
NANCY
By Ernie Buahmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT, IF TWO , —
AND TWO MAKE lYOU STUPID?
FOUR.HoWCAM ‘
ONE AND THREE
MAKE FOUR?
Y BOY ARE Y MO!
: I You STUPID? WHAT
By Bud Fisher
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OH, WELL,THERE'S
OTHER THINGS
IN THE PAPER-
NEWS, SPORT?
EDiToRlALS-
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrnes
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By Len Kleis
U ERE is a complete guide to
the basic stitches of crochet
to enable you to make fashion ac
cessories, crocheted articles. This
instruction sheet shows you how
to do simple stitches and also the
“star” stitch, the ^shell” stitch,
picoting, finishing edgings.
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To obtain instruction sheet on HOW TO
CROCHET (Pattern No. 5417), send 20
cents in coin, your name, address and pat
tern number.
Gas on Stomach
R*Uev«l in 5 minutes or double your money back
When excess stomach acid causes painful, suffocat
ing gas, sour stomach and heartburn, doctors usually
prescribe th» fastest-acting medicines known for
ptomatic relief — medicines like those i n Bell-ana
No laxative. Bell-ans brings comfort in «
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iffy or double your money back on return of bottle
‘ us. 25c at all druggists.
Due to an unusually large demand and
current conditions, slightly more time is
required in filling orders for a few of the
mosr popular patterns.
Send your order to:
SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK
530 South Wells St. Chicago 7. 111.
Enclose 20 cents for Pattern.
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QUa. dtiqh. J'inanxjL
A man was walking down the
street carrying a beautiful cat.
Someone stopped him and asked
him how much money he wanted
to sell the cat.
The cat owner replied: “$10,000.”
“Why that’s preposterous—$10,-
000!” the man exclaimed.
A few days later the would-be
purchaser again ran into the cat
owner and, upon asking about the
cat, learned it had been sold.
“Sold?” inquired the would-be
purchaser. “For how much?”
“For $10,000.”
“Cash?” cried the skeptic.
“Well, not exactly,” said the
owner. “I got two $5,000 dogs in
exchange.”
HARSH LAXATIVES
UNNECESSARY?
Millions Find Healthful Fresh
Fruit Drink Gives Them All
the Laxative Aid They Need
Don’t form the habit of depending
on harsh, griping laxatives until you’ve
tried this easy, healthful way millions
now use to keep regular.
It’s fresh lemon juice and water
taken first thing in the morning-just
as soon as you get up, the juice of
one Sunkist Lemon in a glass of water.
Taken thus, on an empty stomach, it
stimulates normal bowel action, day
after day, for most people.
And lemons are actively good for
you. They ’re among the richest sources
of vitamin C, which combats fatigue,
helps resist colds and infections. They
supply vitamins Bi and P, aid diges
tion and help alkalinize the system.
Try this grand wake-up drink 10
mornings. See if it doesn’t hfelp you!
Use California Sunkist Lemons.
FALSE TEETH
To hold your loose uppers and low
ers comfortably secure all day—and
every day, try dentist’s amazing dis
covery called STAZE. Not, a “messy”
powder! STAZE is pleasant-to-use
paste. Get 35c tube at druggist
today! Accept no substitute!
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• Changing hU community to a program
of balanced farming earned for M. P.
Moore, Senatobia, Mississippi, election to
the Champion Farmers of America in
1944. On his 15,000 acres he pioneered
soil conservation methods, proved that
feed crops can be grown, and showed that
properly managed rundown land will
profitably support livestock. On fewer
acres he grows as much cotton as under
the one-crop system, and on the acres
removed from cotton, raises feed for
hundreds of cattle. The purebred Polled
Herefords on his Circle “M” Ranch are
among the best. For four consecutive years
his auction prices have set new world
records. His many tractors are equipped
with Firestone Ground Grip tires, and he
says that the new Firestone Champion
Ground Grip is the best tire he has ever
used.
NOTE: Write to The Firestone Tire & Rubber Company, Akron, Ohio, for booklet
“M. P. Moore, Champion Farmer.”
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^ Champion Farmer Moore Uses
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CHAMPION
GROUND GRIPS
T HERE are four sound reasons
why men like Champion Farmer
Moore are putting their tractors on
Firestone Champion Ground Grips:
(1) they clean up to 100% more effec
tively; (2) they pull up to 62% more;
(3) they last up to 91% longer; and
(4) they roll more smoothly on the
highways.
The extra high, curved, connected
traction bars make this superiority
possible. Shaped like a pyramid, they
cut into the soil with a sharp, cleaving
action. Mud falls from them freely
because the space between the bars
is wider at the shoulders than near
the center of the tread. The bar
connections brace and strengthen the
tread and give the tires a powerful
“center bite” in the very heart of the
traction zone. The tires roll smoothly
because the curved, connected bars
are in continuous contact with the
highway.
It will pay you to insist upon
Firestone Champion Ground Grips
for your tractor. They cost no more
than ordinary tires.
M. P. MOORE
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Listen to the Voice of Firestone
every Monday evening over NBC
Copyright, 1947, Th» Firegtoo• Tin A Rubber Ob,
ANY OTHER TRACTOR TIRE