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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C. NANCY , By Ernie Bushmiller MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher LITTLE REGGIE fREGGIE, WHILE MRS. VAN LOON IS OVER, YOU'D BETTER HERE IN YOUR ROOM YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS UPSET HER IM TOO BUSY WITH MY MODEL PLANE By Margarita JITTER \ ^ ^ ^ \ l *>!-■.-- _• \V\I By Arthur Pointer REG’LAR FELLERS VIRGIL SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes All Given Away The old man sent for the doctor lo have a look at his wife, who had taken to her bed and didn’t seem to recognize him. “How is she, doctor?” he asked anxiously. “She’s all right, physically,” was the reply. “But her mind seems completely gone.” “Oh, is that all?” The old man heaved a deep sigh, then added: “It’s no surprise to me, doctor. She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for over 50 years.” OR MAYBE UNDERWEIGHT Joe—Did you make the debating team? Bill—N-n-no. They s-s-said I w-w- wasn’t t-t-tall enough. Pays to Advertise Clancy was out working in the garden, and as he labored he groaned and grumbled. He was starving for meat and for something sweet, but there was nothing in sight. Suddenly from the kitchen came the voice of his good wife shouting: “Clancy, come in and get your steak and your country butter and your strawberry preserves!” Clancy dropped his spade in amazement, and hot-footed it into the kitchen. “Maggie, oh, Maggie!” he cried, “ye’re only kiddin’ me!” “No, Clancy, it’s not you I’m kiddin’,” laughed Maggie. “It’s the neighbors!” Getting Off Easy A policeman caught a motorist exceeding the speed limit. “Your name, please,” he de manded. “Aubrey Llewellyn Brynmot Llew ellyn,” came the reply. The policeman put his notebook away and looked sternly at the of fender. “Well, don’t let me catch you again,” he said severely. Holding Their Gains Two men pedaled their tandem bicycle up a very steep hill and stopped to rest at the top. “Sure,” said one, “that was real hard work. I didn’t think we’d get here.” “Nor did I,” said the other. “I was afraid we’d run backwards— that’s why I kept on the brake.” A Great Pity Rain poured down. Rivers flood ed. Houses, animals, even people were being carried away. Caught in the deluge were the Krantzes. “Help me!” wailed Mrs. Krantz. “I’m being washed downstream!” “What a pity!” replied Krantz. “And to think you just took a bath this morning!” Making It Last John—That’s a good looking hat you’re wearing, Fied. Fred—Yes, I bought it six years ago, had it cleaned four times, changed it twice in restaurants and it still looks like new. WEATHER CONTROL Madam—Have you been touching the barometer, Mary? Maid—Yes’m. It’s my night out, so I set it for “fine.” Can’t Express Himself William—What is that deaf and dumb carpenter so frantic about? 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