The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, January 03, 1947, Image 7
THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY, S. C.
NANCY , By Ernie Bushmiller
MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
LITTLE REGGIE
fREGGIE, WHILE MRS. VAN LOON
IS OVER, YOU'D BETTER
HERE IN YOUR ROOM
YOU KNOW HOW YOU
ALWAYS UPSET HER
IM TOO BUSY
WITH MY
MODEL PLANE
By Margarita
JITTER
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By Arthur Pointer
REG’LAR FELLERS
VIRGIL
SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayes
All Given Away
The old man sent for the doctor
lo have a look at his wife, who had
taken to her bed and didn’t seem
to recognize him.
“How is she, doctor?” he asked
anxiously.
“She’s all right, physically,” was
the reply. “But her mind seems
completely gone.”
“Oh, is that all?” The old man
heaved a deep sigh, then added:
“It’s no surprise to me, doctor.
She’s been giving me a piece of it
every day for over 50 years.”
OR MAYBE UNDERWEIGHT
Joe—Did you make the debating
team?
Bill—N-n-no. They s-s-said I w-w-
wasn’t t-t-tall enough.
Pays to Advertise
Clancy was out working in the
garden, and as he labored he
groaned and grumbled. He was
starving for meat and for something
sweet, but there was nothing in
sight.
Suddenly from the kitchen came
the voice of his good wife shouting:
“Clancy, come in and get your steak
and your country butter and your
strawberry preserves!”
Clancy dropped his spade in
amazement, and hot-footed it into
the kitchen.
“Maggie, oh, Maggie!” he cried,
“ye’re only kiddin’ me!”
“No, Clancy, it’s not you I’m
kiddin’,” laughed Maggie. “It’s the
neighbors!”
Getting Off Easy
A policeman caught a motorist
exceeding the speed limit.
“Your name, please,” he de
manded.
“Aubrey Llewellyn Brynmot Llew
ellyn,” came the reply.
The policeman put his notebook
away and looked sternly at the of
fender.
“Well, don’t let me catch you
again,” he said severely.
Holding Their Gains
Two men pedaled their tandem
bicycle up a very steep hill and
stopped to rest at the top.
“Sure,” said one, “that was real
hard work. I didn’t think we’d get
here.”
“Nor did I,” said the other. “I
was afraid we’d run backwards—
that’s why I kept on the brake.”
A Great Pity
Rain poured down. Rivers flood
ed. Houses, animals, even people
were being carried away. Caught
in the deluge were the Krantzes.
“Help me!” wailed Mrs. Krantz.
“I’m being washed downstream!”
“What a pity!” replied Krantz.
“And to think you just took a bath
this morning!”
Making It Last
John—That’s a good looking hat
you’re wearing, Fied.
Fred—Yes, I bought it six years
ago, had it cleaned four times,
changed it twice in restaurants and it
still looks like new.
WEATHER CONTROL
Madam—Have you been touching
the barometer, Mary?
Maid—Yes’m. It’s my night out,
so I set it for “fine.”
Can’t Express Himself
William—What is that deaf and
dumb carpenter so frantic about?
Charles—He just hit his thumb
with a hammer and he can’t find
his pad and pencil.
‘Knew* Spelling
Joe—There’s one trouble I always
have with spelling “neutralgia.”
Bill—What’s the trouble?’ ’
Joe—I always forget the “k” in
the “knew” part.
Breaking It Gently
Boss (to new secretary)—Take a
letter to Smith and Company, ask
ing them to reconsider the offer I
made them yesterday . . . and . . .
you do the same.”
Fast Little Rascal
An old Dutch farmer, seeing an
electric fan for the first time, ex
claimed, “Py golly dot’s a lifely
sqvirrel you got in dar, ain’d it?”
Out of Reach
“Ouch! I’ve been stung by a
wasp.”
“Here, put some ammonia on it.”
“I can’t—it flew away.”
Better Company
She—Men are contemptible crea
tures.
He—Yeah, I know, that’s why I run
around with women.
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